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Funny story: Death of Bush movie shocks TheoCons

Death of Bush movie shocks TheoCons

London - (Associated Mess): A British-made film predicting the November 2006 assassination of the world's all-time No 1 slimeball and P2 Lodge-hired presidential impersonator George W Bush is threatening to wreak havoc among middle America's...

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Funny story: ENRON body count grows as another banker tops himself

ENRON body count grows as another banker tops himself

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Police are investigating the sudden and mysterious death of ENRON fiasco investment banker Neil Coulbeck whose body was found in woodland 'by the bushes' shortly after being questioned by the FBI about his eyewitn...

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Funny story: Bush "gobsmacked" at Bonesman Lay's sudden death

Bush "gobsmacked" at Bonesman Lay's sudden death

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): President George Bush and his VP Dick Cheney are said to be in a state of "extreme shock at the sudden and totally unexpected death" of convicted ENRON fraudster and fellow Bonesman Ken Lay at his home in...

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Funny story: Al-Zarqawi Recovery From Death

Al-Zarqawi Recovery From Death

The Daily Hell Gazette announced today, that soon after Abu Musab al-Zarqawi arrived, following his recovery from death, he demanded that the furnace be lowered, asked for a tall glass of ice water, and for someone to bring him his first of seventy-t...

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Funny story: "Explosive Disorder" Affects 16 Million Americans

"Explosive Disorder" Affects 16 Million Americans

HARVARD--One in 20 Americans are susceptible to uncontrollable anger attacks that lead to their sudden bodily explosions and death according to a new study. First, the victims may lash out in road rage, spousal abuse or other violent actions, researc...

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Funny story: Yet Another 110 Year Old Man Killed On Irish Roads

Yet Another 110 Year Old Man Killed On Irish Roads

Ireland- Residents of the small town of Killala, Co Mayo, were left to mourn the tragic death of yet another 110 year old man in a road accident.

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Funny story: Moussaoui: 1 America: 0

Moussaoui: 1 America: 0

(APe) Denver. "America, you lost!!" spitefully shouted 9-11 terrorist plotter Zacarias Moussaoui as he was being escorted out of the courtroom after being spared the death penalty.

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Funny story: Jury Urged To Tickle Moussaoui To Death

Jury Urged To Tickle Moussaoui To Death

Reuters (24/04/05) - Prosecutors in the trial of al-Qaeda conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui have urged the jury to condemn him to death by tickling.

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Funny story: Soprano-Corleone Mob Wars Claim More Lives.

Soprano-Corleone Mob Wars Claim More Lives.

Anthony Soprano Jr., son of alleged Mafia boss Tony Soprano, was found dead last night, outside his family's home. There has been no official word yet on the cause of death, so natural causes cannot be ruled out, but some witnesses reported seeing a...

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Funny story: Tide of Mersey tears causes ripples in Rome

Tide of Mersey tears causes ripples in Rome

Mr. Socks, a recently deceased three-year old Tabby Cat, today took another step closer to becoming not just the first feline saint, but the holy figure with the shortest recorded gap between death and inauguration by the pope.

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Funny story: World's Oldest Looking Man Dies Aged 77

World's Oldest Looking Man Dies Aged 77

The world's oldest looking man, Freddy Grantabunto died last night aged 77. Ironically, doctors have attributed his death to old age. A retired Malaysian wood-chopper who spent most of his entire life working in the small village of Juntar, Grant...

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Funny story: MoD Claims Whale

MoD Claims Whale

London - The mysterious and tragic death of a bottle nosed whale in London has been neatly solved by Her Majesty's Armed Forces. In a statement to the press, Omar Abrams, today confirmed rumours of a military connection.

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Funny story: Sharon Clings To Death

Sharon Clings To Death

TEL AVIV - Doctors at Hadassah Hospital here in Israel's capital have reported that in spite of their best attempts to keep Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon artificially alive, the Prime Minister is stubbornly clinging to death.

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Funny story: He-Man Kills Skeletor, Bush Applauds

He-Man Kills Skeletor, Bush Applauds

After years of brutal, yet never fatal, combat, He-Man, Master of the Universe, has killed Skeletor, the self-proclaimed "Prince of Darkness" and He-Man's arch nemisis. He-Man claims the death was "accidental", and only attack...

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Funny story: Frankenstein Wins Turner Prize

Frankenstein Wins Turner Prize

Baron Victor Frankenstein has won this year's Turner prize. The Baron, who has described his work as "life, death and the anonymous imagery of the human unconscious, all tipped into a mammoth suit", is no greenhorn reincarnation freak; his pedigree t...

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Funny story: Death Rides the Texas Trail

Death Rides the Texas Trail

Our horses were tired as my trail partner, Tough Ticklish Terry and I crossed the great prarie and entered Crawdad, the little Texas town that had received its terrible reputation as the home of Lyin George. It was a long ride from northern pioneer...

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Funny story: Revealed: Best Was Allowed One Last Death-Bed Bender

Revealed: Best Was Allowed One Last Death-Bed Bender

Amid the universal outpouring of grief over football legend George Best's death last week, it was revealed today that his doctor, Professor Roger Williams, authorised the hooking up of 10 bottles of vodka, 13 large ciders, and a bottle of vintage...

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