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Funny story: Bird Flu Strikes Again! Huey, Dewey and Louie...now Just Dewey.

Bird Flu Strikes Again! Huey, Dewey and Louie...now Just Dewey.

There's nothing funny about the image of Sesame Street's Big Bird with a sniffle.

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Funny story: Comic Book Superhero Captain America Dies

Comic Book Superhero Captain America Dies

Captain America was killed in his latest Marvel Comics issue. The superhero, who was first published in World War II to fight against Hitler, joins a long list of dead comic book heros (several of whom have been resurrected or reborn). The New York...

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Funny story: Belkin Wireless Ouija Board Brings Spiritualism into 21st Centuary

Belkin Wireless Ouija Board Brings Spiritualism into 21st Centuary

As the information technology craze continues to gather momentum, hardware providers Belkin have launched a wireless Ouija board that connects to your PC.

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Funny story: Scots Porridge Mine Disaster

Scots Porridge Mine Disaster

Perthshire- It was just after 3.00pm yesterday afternoon, in the small Scottish mining town of Glenalkie, that news first started to filter out of the local porridge works that there had been a massive cave in 2500ft beneath the the main pit head of...

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Funny story: Suicide Bomber Cancels Mission After Stubbing Toe

Suicide Bomber Cancels Mission After Stubbing Toe

Baghdad - A would-be suicide bomber cancelled his deadly mission yesterday after stubbing his toe on a curb just outside the hotel he was assigned to destroy.

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Funny story: God Charges Bank Administrator Twenty-Five Dollar Late Fee For Not Dying On Time

God Charges Bank Administrator Twenty-Five Dollar Late Fee For Not Dying On Time

Heaven - Seventy-five year-old Wilson Masters, a retired bank administrator, was charged a $25 late fee after living a full three months later than God, and doctors, had expected.

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Funny story: Funeral for dedicated 26 year cable company employee to begin sometime between 2-6 pm

Funeral for dedicated 26 year cable company employee to begin sometime between 2-6 pm

New York, NY: Approximately 2 days ago, Dan Katz, a 26 year veteran for the Time Warner Cable company died in a fatal accident during a cable installation. Katz's supervisor has described the installation somewhat "complicated" but noth...

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Funny story: Death by Everything

Death by Everything

The autopsy report for Frankie Weepspittle Barrecord Jones, former lead finger cymbal player for the Goth/Country band, Mornful Banjo was released today.

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Funny story: Survey reveals that Wisdom Teeth are essential to life

Survey reveals that Wisdom Teeth are essential to life

Geneva - In a Survey that will send shock waves around the world, it was revealed today by the World Health Organization that if you have your Wisdom teeth removed you are certain to die.

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Funny story: New Study Released By Surgeon General - "We're all gonna die!"

New Study Released By Surgeon General - "We're all gonna die!"

The Surgeon General released a long-awaited report today on the future of American health, revealing his results to 500 elementary school children.

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Funny story: Saddam Is Alive and Well: Will Enter U.S. Presidential Race

Saddam Is Alive and Well: Will Enter U.S. Presidential Race

Recently, columnist/funnyman Pat Hurley, claimed that Saddam Hussein would appeal his death sentence and run for the U.S. Presidency. Pat was half right. Saddam is alive and well, living here in the U.S. It was not Saddam who was hanged in Iraq, but a poorly paid double, who when you think about it gives new meaning to the Biblical quotation, 'the wages of sin are death."...

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Funny story: Local Man Proof Reads Three To Death

Local Man Proof Reads Three To Death

A 58 Year old man has been arrested in connection to three deaths in the Dudley Area, West Midlands. The victims, Susan Baker 34, Jim Jones 25 & Kathryn Smith 50 were all found dead in their workplace at a local printing firm based in Dudley. Eye wit...

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Funny story: Reports of Impresario's Death Greatly Exaggerated

Reports of Impresario's Death Greatly Exaggerated

Theatre Impresario Sir Kingston Bagpuize was today recovering from the shock of finding out that he hasn't actually died at all.

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Funny story: Top Russian banker shot dead: a case of assisted suicide?

Top Russian banker shot dead: a case of assisted suicide?

Moscow - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Central Bank of the Russian Federation's First Deputy Chairman Andrej Kozlov, has been gunned down in a Moscow sports park amid intense media speculation that his death may be yet another clear case of assisted su...

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Funny story: Death of Bush movie shocks TheoCons

Death of Bush movie shocks TheoCons

London - (Associated Mess): A British-made film predicting the November 2006 assassination of the world's all-time No 1 slimeball and P2 Lodge-hired presidential impersonator George W Bush is threatening to wreak havoc among middle America's...

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Funny story: ENRON body count grows as another banker tops himself

ENRON body count grows as another banker tops himself

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Police are investigating the sudden and mysterious death of ENRON fiasco investment banker Neil Coulbeck whose body was found in woodland 'by the bushes' shortly after being questioned by the FBI about his eyewitn...

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Funny story: Bush "gobsmacked" at Bonesman Lay's sudden death

Bush "gobsmacked" at Bonesman Lay's sudden death

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): President George Bush and his VP Dick Cheney are said to be in a state of "extreme shock at the sudden and totally unexpected death" of convicted ENRON fraudster and fellow Bonesman Ken Lay at his home in...

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