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Funny story: Prime Minister David Cameron claims he is "just an ordinary sharp elbowed middle class person with £30 million"

Prime Minister David Cameron claims he is "just an ordinary sharp elbowed middle class person with £30 million"

In between slashing and cutting the wastrels of government expenditure and separating a few million people from their jobs, Prime Minister David Cameron announced that he is "just an ordinary sharp elbowed middle class person with £30 million". T...

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Funny story: Cameron Abuse Gaffe

Cameron Abuse Gaffe

David Cameron has today been involved in a domestic abuse storm. He was visiting a Women's Institute meeting in Margate when he was asked to participate in a friendly game of Pictionary. The Prime Minister agreed and excitedly blurted out, "I'll...

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Funny story: A Country Mourns, David Camerons Hair Has Dyed

A Country Mourns, David Camerons Hair Has Dyed

The Country was grieving this morning when it was reported that the Prime Ministers hair had dyed during the night. Privi Coiffeur, Len Mincing was distraught. "Oh! I tried to tell her not to put the dye in, but would she listen?! I said, look...

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Funny story: As death toll in floods exceeds 1500 Pak Prez Mr. 10% Zardari goes with begging bowl to Sarkozy while threatening Cameron

As death toll in floods exceeds 1500 Pak Prez Mr. 10% Zardari goes with begging bowl to Sarkozy while threatening Cameron

PUKISTAN - More than 1500 innocent lives have been lost in the worst monsoon flood in 30 years. Tens of thousands more have been displaced. Not a single so-called (mis)government head has bothered to visit the site of devastation or made arrange...

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Funny story: President Peres Shows Support for Clamity Cameron

President Peres Shows Support for Clamity Cameron

David Cameron is a busy man. In the past week he has travelled to Turkey and India and today the Israeli President Shimon Peres showed his support for the cosmopolitan Prime Minister. In an interview with an Israeli historian, Mr Peres accused Br...

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Funny story: Diplomacy for Beginners

Diplomacy for Beginners

'Mr Cameron, we have to advise you that in diplomacy you never say what you think. You have, at the most extreme, to imply a tentative point of view.' 'That's all changed now'. 'Of course, you are right. You always are.' 'I don't mean I'm always right. I just like plain. straightforward speaking that doesn't beat about the bush and get tied in knots not saying anything relevant.' 'Of c...

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Funny story: C Nick Clegg

C Nick Clegg

On a TV reality show, masquerading as the definitive account of the "5 days that changed British Politics", how many of us could C. Nick Clegg, wriggling and definitely not giggling, as he was questioned about his unholy alliance with Call me Dave?...

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Funny story: PM Spotted Busking in Bangalore

PM Spotted Busking in Bangalore

DAVID Cameron's trade trip to India was in crisis this morning following lurid reports of a drink-fuelled ministerial busking session down a back alley in Bangalore. The Prime Minister is leading the biggest British trade delegation to India since...

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Funny story: ConDemned coalition need a holiday already, take as long as you like say the British population

ConDemned coalition need a holiday already, take as long as you like say the British population

Call me Dave has had a torrid time in the US. The poor guy must be really exhausted after weeks spent turning the UK upside down and back again. It must have been exhaustion that made him, mistakenly, bring the USA into WW2 a year before they ac...

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Funny story: Obama tells Cameron: "Shhhhh! They're gonna bust da Pope!"

Obama tells Cameron: "Shhhhh! They're gonna bust da Pope!"

Washington AC/DC - (Papal Bullshit News): Three hours of blah, blah, Cheryl Cole/Osama's timeshare/BP/Lady Gaga/Mahmoud Ahmadinejad/Raoul Moat/Andy Roddick's penis extension... and it's curtains for Papa Ratzi, baby! That's the upshot of the Obama...

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Funny story: Somethin' Special

Somethin' Special

There was great rejoicing in the White House (now renamed - temporarily - the Black House) at the presence of Britain's brand new Prime Minister, David Cameron. This was somethin' special! Getting troops out of Vietnam was top of the agenda. 'This...

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Funny story: David tells Barack: Release of Lockerbie Bomber Tied to Removal of Churchill Bust from Oval Office

David tells Barack: Release of Lockerbie Bomber Tied to Removal of Churchill Bust from Oval Office

With David and Barack cooing to each other like demented cock-roaches during their photo-op at the White House today, calling each other by their first names as if they were bung-hole buddies from way back, all was going well. But when a reporter ask...

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Funny story: White House flipped upside down

White House flipped upside down

Shocking scenes today at the White House as an educated, wealthy white man in his forties ran around, doing what he was told by a black man. David Cameron, the British Prime Minister, was obsequious to an alarming degree and even referred to Bar...

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Funny story: What's the Big Idea?

What's the Big Idea?

An inspired David Cameron has outlined his solution to world problems as he ventures forth to American pastures seeking to prop up an ailing Barrack Obama. The simple idea is that people should volunteer to do work for no pay. This would give a ch...

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Funny story: David Cameron in Neil Diamond Bung Controversy

David Cameron in Neil Diamond Bung Controversy

The Prime Minister David Cameron has today come under renewed pressure to resign following the ongoing 'Sweet Carolinegate' controversy. As revealed under the Freedom of Information Act, funds earmarked to kickstart the Prime Minister's Big Societ...

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Funny story: US Senators quiz Cameron on BP 'dirty tricks' slush fund

US Senators quiz Cameron on BP 'dirty tricks' slush fund

Washington AC/DC - (Whitewash News): A $3 million bung stashed away in Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi's secret Swiss bank account is top of the Senators' talks agenda today. The meeting will quiz Prime Monster David Cameron on B...

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Funny story: Camerons "Big Society" government of volunteers revealed

Camerons "Big Society" government of volunteers revealed

"Big Society" plans announced today by the Prime Minister, David Cameron, will see WRVS ladies and other voluntary workers taking over in central government. The army of hosital shop tea ladies will be taking up prime positions in central governm...

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