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Funny story: Britney Spears Missing After Escape From Rehab Center

Britney Spears Missing After Escape From Rehab Center

MALIBOO,CALIFORNIA (BREAKING NEWS) Pop Star gone mad, Britney Spears has disappeared from the Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea and her present whereabouts are unknown at this hour.

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Funny story: Britney Spears to World: "Stop Finding Me So Interesting, Go Read Warren Ellis's NEXTWAVE"

Britney Spears to World: "Stop Finding Me So Interesting, Go Read Warren Ellis's NEXTWAVE"

It's happened - Britney Spears has finally come up with an alternative to herself. The damaged girl, who the media and internet seem intent on damaging even more, has asked the people of the world to go and read NEXTWAVE instead of bothering her...

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Funny story: Al Gore Running For President, Aided by Most Googled Names; Britney Spears, Antonella Barba and Paris Hilton.

Al Gore Running For President, Aided by Most Googled Names; Britney Spears, Antonella Barba and Paris Hilton.

Al Gore has today announced he's running for President and, in a horribly misguided attempt for popularity, he has asked some of Google's most searched for names to help him in the election.

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Funny story: Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled

Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled

LUNDON, ENGLUND (IPU)--Cadbury, the British candy manufacturer, has announced a recall of some 30 million tons of Easter Island Statue candy not properly labeled with warnings for those with bad backs & herni...

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Antonella Barba, Not Naked Today. Media Forced To Report News.

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Antonella Barba, Not Naked Today. Media Forced To Report News.

In a rare, and boring, day for media and lonely internet surfers, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Antonella Barba have managed to stay completely covered up.

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Funny story: Britney Spears shaken but unhurt after failed suicide bomber attack

Britney Spears shaken but unhurt after failed suicide bomber attack

The tortuous melodrama that has become the life of pop icon Britney Spears took an even more bizarre turn on Thursday when the beleaguered singer emerged from a California psychiatric hospital and was immediately targeted by a suicide bomber.

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Funny story: West Midlands Town Is Hotbed Of Ugliness

West Midlands Town Is Hotbed Of Ugliness

A West Midlands town has been declared the "Ugliest Town In Britain" according to an article in a style magazine. Dudley, near Birmingham, itself no picture, won the accolade, beating 750 other towns and cities throughout the UK, says the article in...

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Funny story: Reid Unveils 'Bloody Foreigner' Plan

Reid Unveils 'Bloody Foreigner' Plan

Home Secretary and celebrated dimwit John Reid has said that a clampdown has been launched targetting "bloody foreigners who come to our country illegitimately and steal our benefits and women".

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Funny story: Spears Checks Self Into Rehab - Blames Hilton For Bad Haircut

Spears Checks Self Into Rehab - Blames Hilton For Bad Haircut

(AP) Los Angeles, CA - Britney Spears, joining the ranks of gal pals Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, has checked herself into rehab. Spears could not be reached for comment this morning but her mother told reporters, "oops - sh...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Staying In Rehab

Britney Spears Staying In Rehab

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - Moi dahlinks, what is up with our new best breakdown, Britney Spears? Her Sinéad O'Connor twinfest is becoming tedious, and Moi recently read that she was hung.

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Funny story: Madonna-Britney Spears Entourage Merger Rocks Business World

Madonna-Britney Spears Entourage Merger Rocks Business World

In a surprise move, superstar pop idols Madonna and Britney Spears have signed a deal to merge their respective entourages. The resulting conglomeration of personnel, registered under the trade name "Ciccone-Spears Megaposse", is now the la...

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Funny story: New Definition Of Torture: Vaginaless Marriage

New Definition Of Torture: Vaginaless Marriage

Experts, after results that show that prisoners who receive poor or degrading treatment suffer just as much as captives who are tortured, announced this morning that they are looking for a new definition of torture this morning.

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Funny story: Bush is a 'tool' according to my grandma

Bush is a 'tool' according to my grandma

According to the highest authority in the land, my grandma, president George W. Bush is a 'tool'.

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Funny story: Sympathy for the Devil #3: "Britney tried to drain my scrotum": Bush

Sympathy for the Devil #3: "Britney tried to drain my scrotum": Bush

Washington DC - (DissassoCIAted Press): Clutching his copy of UK tabloid News of the Screws a beaming President George W Bush told a press conference today that a California rehab has diagnosed Britney as a succubus - a demonic female entity that dra...

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Funny story: Associated Press Bans Paris Hilton Stories For One Week

Associated Press Bans Paris Hilton Stories For One Week

Associated Press, the world's largest news wire service, recently completed and experiment. They decided to go one week without posting any story, picture, mention, or information about socialite and gutterslut Paris Hilton. For seven days, no...

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Funny story: Britney's had her chips as Amy Winehouse voted UK Celebrity Top Potato

Britney's had her chips as Amy Winehouse voted UK Celebrity Top Potato

London - (Dissassociated Press): Endless months of getting mashed every night has ended with clit-flash pop diva Britney Spears finally being toppled as the nation's favorite hot potato in a London celebrity lookalike contest that voted Amy Wineh...

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Funny story: America's founding fathers influenced most by Pirate code

America's founding fathers influenced most by Pirate code

Despite taking ideas for Democracy from ancient Greece, Rome, India and the Iriquois Confederacy, and many European countries during the Middle Ages, founding fathers John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Robert Livingston and Roger Sherma...

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