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Funny story: X-Factor Rhydian Should Have Won Rigged Kenyan Election

X-Factor Rhydian Should Have Won Rigged Kenyan Election

X Factor star Rhydian Roberts should have won the Kenyan presidential election by miles it was revealed today. Roberts has called for a re-run of the vote because he lost. The vote was obviously rigged and everyone in the democratic...

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Funny story: Kylie Declared Queen Of The Jungle Despite Last Minute Hitch

Kylie Declared Queen Of The Jungle Despite Last Minute Hitch

Diminutive pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, was today breathing a sigh of relief as his plans to have Australian pop princess and songstress, Kylie Minogue, declared winner of the X-Factor nearly went all Pete Tong.

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Funny story: Is the Character Louis Walsh really Graham Norton?

Is the Character Louis Walsh really Graham Norton?

Rumours are circulating in Show Biz circles that Louis Walsh is in fact really Graham Norton.

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay's X Factor Nightmare

Gordon Ramsay's X Factor Nightmare

Mad, Scottish and wrinkly celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has today discussed for the first time his ill fated audition on the never ending TV reality sensation, X Factor.

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Funny story: X Factor Host Louis Walsh Is Homeless

X Factor Host Louis Walsh Is Homeless

Louis Walsh, one of the judges in ITV's novelty talent show X Factor, has admitted in an interview that he is, in fact, homeless. Irishman Walsh, interviewed by countryman Graham Norton, said that he had been homeless since losing his property aft...

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Funny story: Chico and the Curvy Aung San Suu Kyi

Chico and the Curvy Aung San Suu Kyi

Protest singer Chico has caused the UK government international embarrassment with his single "curvy cola bottle body" which aims to raise awareness of Burma's detained opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi

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Funny story: Scientists Prove Ugly People Can't Sing

Scientists Prove Ugly People Can't Sing

If you want to know how good a singer you are, look in the mirror. This is the advice of Chief Researcher Colin Bimblepen of the University of Glamorgan, Pontypridd, South Wales.

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Funny story: Simon Cowell in "I'm Bigger Than John Lennon" Sensational Outburst

Simon Cowell in "I'm Bigger Than John Lennon" Sensational Outburst

Diminutive high-waisted trouser-wearing pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, has stunned TV executives by claiming to be as big as John Lennon.

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Funny story: Cowell to make new show

Cowell to make new show

Today it was announced that Simon Cowell's production company will make a new show entitled "Idol Bastard Idol", where wannabe contestants fight it out to be crowned worlds most idol bastard.

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Funny story: New Gameshow "Terror Factor" to be Aired On Al Jazeera

New Gameshow "Terror Factor" to be Aired On Al Jazeera

Sick of the lack of correctly trained terrorists Al-Quaeda has today announced plans to start a new gameshow where points will be awarded to teams of terrorists who manage to pull off an atrocity accurately. The show, which will be aired on popular n...

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Funny story: X-Factor Star Loses Karaoke Final

X-Factor Star Loses Karaoke Final

Former X-Factor contestant Ben Mills was beaten into second place at the "Pub Fun" karaoke competition, at a small bar in Wilmington-On-Sea last night. The singer was said to be devastated after a voting panel of locals gave the £17 first p...

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Funny story: X Factor Phone Voting Scandal Continues

X Factor Phone Voting Scandal Continues

ITV's X-Factor has suffered another massive blow after they illegally charged for phone calls this week. ICTIS the phone line watchdog was publishing results of its investigation into the popular programme but before it did, it phoned the product...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Insults Virginia Victims

Simon Cowell Insults Virginia Victims

American Idol judge Simon Cowle is at the centre of a row over the disrespect he showed to the victims of the Virginia shootings.

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Funny story: X-Facter Judge To Replace Louis Walsh Announced

X-Facter Judge To Replace Louis Walsh Announced

Simon Cowell, supremo of the X-Factor TV show has finally announced who is to join him on the panel of judges for the next series following the sacking of Louis Walsh. It is to be none other than Irish Prime Minister, Bertie Ahern.

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Funny story: 'Humdrum Idol' Coming To Your Screens

'Humdrum Idol' Coming To Your Screens

Television bosses, hell- bent on ensuring that every single show on the box has a 'reality' theme, have revealed plans to broadcast a program that gives the common man a chance to have his voice heard. Based on the X- Fac...

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Funny story: Dream Team Set For Xmas No. 1 Spot

Dream Team Set For Xmas No. 1 Spot

Forget the X-Factor or Take That as the possible Christmas number one this year as nasty bit of work, Simon Cowell, has hatched a plot to bag the coveted slot for his new signing.

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