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Funny story: Putin resigns, gay career becons

Putin resigns, gay career becons

Following the success of his photoshoot tour in the Siberian Mountains, Russian leader Vladimir Putin has decided to resign and follow a modelling career as a gay icon.

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Funny story: Vlad Gone Wild

Vlad Gone Wild

MOSCOW (Beloglazov News Agency) - Russian Federation President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin recently performed a topless photo shoot while fishing as part of an up-and-coming Women's Interest Calendar entitled "Men of the Kremlin".

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Funny story: Putin running scared

Putin running scared

Bloodyvostock, Russia - (Rioters): Russia's National Air Force Museums have been ordered to re-activate their prized historic exhibits, remove their mothballs and spruce up the propellers as President Vladimir Sputum today ordered the immediate...

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Funny story: Putin's Arctic sub crashes into sightseeing pleasure boat

Putin's Arctic sub crashes into sightseeing pleasure boat

Svalbard Islands, Arctic Ocean - (Ass Mess): The Russian submarine cerdited with establishing Vladimir Sputum's claims to hydrocarbon deposits under the North Polce last week has collided dramatically with a sightseeing pleasure-cruiser off the S...

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Funny story: Another abandoned Putin sub explodes in Indian Ocean

Another abandoned Putin sub explodes in Indian Ocean

Jakarta, Indonesia - (Rioters): Seismologists have been ordered to blame an earthquake for the 7.5 magnitude tremor that rocked Indonesia's main island of Java today at an epicenter somewhere in the Indian Ocean at a depth of 289 kilometers.

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Funny story: Putin's Arctic sub caught spying on Queen Mary II in NYC

Putin's Arctic sub caught spying on Queen Mary II in NYC

New York - (Ass Mess): A Russian mini-submarine used to claim hydrocarbon prospecting rights underneath the Arctic Ocean has been caught spying on the ocean-going liner the Queen Mary II which was berthed just outcide New York City this morning.

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Funny story: Cheney, Merkel and Putin will welcome World Breastfeeding Week 2007

Cheney, Merkel and Putin will welcome World Breastfeeding Week 2007

Göttingen, Germany (Associated Content) - In a show of partnership, Dick Cheney, Angela Merkel and Vladimir Putin will welcome World Breastfeeding Week (WBW) -- to be officially celebrated from August 1st through 7th.

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Funny story: President Bush Pardons Osama Bin Laden, Iran, Syria, Hezzbollah, Yassar Arafat, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Ill and Princess Diana

President Bush Pardons Osama Bin Laden, Iran, Syria, Hezzbollah, Yassar Arafat, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Ill and Princess Diana

APE Line - President Bush today shocked the world with another unexpected Pardon, this time to arch enemy Osama Bin Laden, Iran, Syria, Hezzbollah, Yassar Arafat, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Ill and Princess Diana.

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Funny story: Bush and Putin go fishing, settle old scores

Bush and Putin go fishing, settle old scores

Presidents Bush and Putin met today and completely repaired U.S.-Russian relations, which have been strained in recent months over White House plans to install a nuclear missile on the lawn outside the Kremlin.

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Funny story: "You screwed up bigtime over Chevron Texaco owners" Putin slams Poppy Bush

"You screwed up bigtime over Chevron Texaco owners" Putin slams Poppy Bush

Kennebunkport, Maine - (Ass Mess): "Just what kind of shit do you imagine you got me into Mr President?" sobbed Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin to his Kennebunkport host George Bush Senior today.

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Funny story: Bush and Putin Reach Agreement to Renew Nuclear Arms Race

Bush and Putin Reach Agreement to Renew Nuclear Arms Race

Kennebunkport, Maine - After a long day of angry debate, bellicose posturing and fierce name-calling, Vladimir Putin and George Bush met together in the evening, in private, to share warm hugs, and to toast the success of their summit meeti...

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Funny story: George Bush bites off Vladimir Putin's head at WTO summit

George Bush bites off Vladimir Putin's head at WTO summit

Vladivostok, Russian Federation. (Royters) - As the news conference concluded between the cheerful leaders of the free world, a smiling President George W. Bush left his podium and approached Russian leader Vladimir Putin with extended arms, patted h...

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Funny story: Cold War II Set To Hit Cinemas

Cold War II Set To Hit Cinemas

Film buffs are chomping at the bit after it was announced this week that the US and Russia were in negotiations to start Cold War II, a sequel to the original blockbuster, Cold War. Wacky stand-up comedian George W Bush and versatil...

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Funny story: Putin calls Bush an Imperialist Dictator!

Putin calls Bush an Imperialist Dictator!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Prague - In a meeting with Russian leadership two days before the "scheduled" meeting in Germany, President Bush addressed the Russian leaders, commenting on their human rights violations.

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Funny story: Bush, Putin to settle international differences with drinking contest

Bush, Putin to settle international differences with drinking contest

Washington D.C. - At the upcoming G-8 summit in Heiligendamm, Germany, President Bush and and Russian President Vladimir Putin have set aside an evening that they claim will settle a number of sensitive issues separating the two countries.

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Funny story: Putin vows to nuke Europe if Pope Ratzinger is outed as his dad

Putin vows to nuke Europe if Pope Ratzinger is outed as his dad

Moscow - (Ass Mess): An increasingly paranoid Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin has threatened to 'nuke the shit' out of Europe if the CIA outs Pope Josef Ratzinger as his father and nails him for the 1982 murder of God's Bank Roberto Calv...

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Funny story: 'Will Putin wear his new penis extension to G8 meeting?' Bush demands to know

'Will Putin wear his new penis extension to G8 meeting?' Bush demands to know

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): President Bush is reported to be feeling 'very tetchy' amid CIA reports that Russian president Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin is to wear his newly acquired surgically-attached penis extension for the first time t...

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