Top TV illusionist Derren Brown, 37, has stunned his many fans by revealing his secret fetish - stealing dog turds from the back gardens of his wealthy friends.
Madame Tussauds have refused to commission a waxwork of Gordon Brown at "this moment in time".
John Lewis Partnership department stores nationwide are throwing open their doors on Sunday 27th April in a special "Expenses Day" sale exclusively for MPs.
The village of Lunt in Merseyside has been asked to consider changing its name because vandals keep defacing road signs in what is being termed "involuntary name-adjustment syndrome".
The leader of the National Socialist Party of Germany has been fined and now faces the possibility of a criminal record - for killing 6 million jews in concentration camps.
WASHINGTON--Sen. John McCain, in an effort to woo women voters, watched "The Holiday," at a D.C. area Cineplex, following up with a town hall style meeting to "share feelings" about the movie.
Its official: the children of wealthy folk are incredibly stupid and ignorant. So say statisticians at Cambridge University, England who have concluded a five-year study into the intelligence of the spawn of rich bastards
Yesterday John Prescott the President of the Big Fat Bastards Society opened the 2008 Conference which is being held at Harry Ramsden's Famous Chippy Emporium in Bradford.
Steve Davis, the interesting six-time winner of Snooker's World Championships, has finally decided to hang up his cue and call it quits after his humiliating first round 10-8 defeat at the hands of Stuart...
Many royals held in captivity have "pure-bred ancestry" and could play a key role in the survival of their diminishing population, a study suggests.
Well, with the 1st of May not far off (rumour has it that it may even be a day nearer tomorrow), the mayoral candidates for London are backfiring on all cylinders.
Daniel Radcliffe, who plays the title character in the Harry Potter films, is looking for a girl. Unfortunately, he does not know her name, her age, exactly where she lives, or anything else about her.
Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe has stunned the cast on set of the latest movie by making tea and coffee for production staff as if he was some low scum of the earth and not an international movie star.
Guns 'N Roses frontman Axl Rose has formed a super group made up entirely of famous red-haired artists and intends to do a world tour before the end of this year.
Callous thieves are thought to be behind the callous theft of three bottles of milk which were taken from an old lady's doorstep in Ipswich, say Suffolk police.
The Newfoundland Clubbers this week stretched their unbeaten record against the Arctic Fur Seals this week with a dominant 220,000 to 4 win.
Hannah Montana teen superstar Miley Cyrus has made a drastic decision regarding her career. Cyrus, 15, said in a press statement earlier this week that she is "tired" of her kiddy pop persona, Hannah Montana.
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