Far in the mysted, mystical mountains of Tibet, Lena Oleson reached the end of one of many paths up the same mountain, and there she halted. "Wow," she huffed, trying to catch her breath. "That was a heckuva climb." A man in the robes of a Tibetan Buddhist monk stepped forward. "Good morning, madam," he greeted in English. "It appears, perhaps, that you have lost your way." "Oh, no," s...
In a move that registered 4.2 on the Richter Scale, longtime spoofer Skoob1999 has, without warning and for no reason apparent to anyone observing, changed the avatar he uses on the Discussion Forum at TheSpoof.com. Instead of a cartoon man hunche...
There was real drama in the Cyrus household this morning after it was revealed that the world's current most-talked-about vagina, that of Miley Cyrus, had issued a lawsuit against satirical news website TheSpoof.com over, what she called, "intrusive...
Miley Cyrus, the teenage pop superstar whose vagina has been relentlessly and remorselessly written about on the satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, has responded angrily by demanding a napology from the site. It's not the first time a celebrity...
I received a telegram whilst in the middle of my breakfast of fried pigs blood, and various minced spices, which we call "larb loo-it" here in the southeast of Thailand. I was sweating already, but at least it was the pepper not the hot season heat and humidity this early in the day. "What the bloody hell is Erskin up to now I?" I said to no one in-particular except for two gingko lizards and...
It might not be the way she, herself, makes money, but the vagina belonging to superstar Miley Cyrus certainly has been the most successful way that one Spoof writer has been racking up points of late. The writer, me, wrote his first story on this...
Reality TV star Katie Price's perfume has been pulled from Superdrug's shelves because of "ethical" reasons, according to the high street store. It coincides with another perfume range, Spoof, by Vacherie, also being withdrawn. That followed a re...
A story published on TheSpoof.com more than eighteen months ago has proved to be the most successful piece of cliterature one of the site's writers has ever written, it's been claimed. The story 'Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Sp...
Readers of TheSpoof.com were shocked this past week to see the number of articles about nuns on the website. They'll be seeing many more, along with ones about priests, rabbis, ministers and other religious figures, according to Mark Lowton, owner a...
"Hold still." "I--goddamn it! That hurt!" "I told you to hold still." "Where the hell did you get your license, out of a box of Weetabix?" "No, I cut it off a box of Cap'n Crunch. Now hold still." I woke up this morning as a person with his injured thumb screaming more painfully than all the fucking vuvuzelas in South Africa. In other words, as myself. The only inspiration I had...
This is a little disturbing. I just checked out my favourite satirical website, and right there on the writers' forum there's a proposal that the writers start a piggy back collaboration story. Nobody seems sure yet which way they'd like it to go. I can sympathise with that. I mean, where do you start? You see, there aren't any guidelines and there's no established structure. I want to ta...
A prominent Spoof writer was said to be 'inconsolable' today when he finally reached the pinnacle of his writing career by being inaugurated into the Spoof Hall of Fame as Featured Writer. The contributor, who cannot be named for legal reasons, imme...
Vatican spokesmen were silent today after a show of solidarity by 3 English Priests who finally came out of the closet and paraded about Westminster clothed in habits. The mincing, hip swaying circus clogged traffic at the intersection of Old Que...
Three somewhat unrestrained Spoof Writers were detained by 'elf & safety police last night after an alcohol infused writers conference went awry leading to the frock clad lads exposing themselves during a pub crawl along Birdcage Walk in Londo...
CHICAGO - In a move unprecedented in the history of online satire sensation TheSpoof.com, one of its writers has challenged another to a duel in front of Buckingham Fountain on Chicago's lakefront, due to the unspeakable offense of story title-steali...
Washington, D.C. - Fur continues to fly over what some claim are very divisive comments by White House reporter Helen Thomas regarding Israel's presence in Palestine. While Helen has apologized to everyone regarding the flap, the issue is just not go...
Sir: Is Abel Rodriquez Polish? While I find his stories both voluminous and humorous, I am often puzzled by his arcane references and foreign phrases. When he comes in for his cheque Friday, could you please ask him for me what a 'Chupacabra" is? Thanks to Morse, another of my favourites, I now know what a "Chingadera' is, but that 'Chuppie' reference still eludes me! Does he keep one in h...
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