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Funny story: Terrorists Prefer Guantanamo over Sing-sing

Terrorists Prefer Guantanamo over Sing-sing

In a stunning turn of events, inmates of the recently closed Guantanamo Bay Prison have filed suit hoping to reopen the facility as an alternative to American prisons. "Please, we'll tell you anything you want, just get us out of here," inmate Kh...

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Funny story: With Article by Libyan Qaddafi, NY Times Launches Terrorist Contributor Week

With Article by Libyan Qaddafi, NY Times Launches Terrorist Contributor Week

On Friday, the New York Times ran an op-ed by Libyan President Muammar Qaddafi. Qaddafi, the Israel-hating, bane-of-the-West leader who seized power in a 1969 coup has reformed himself in recent years. Still, it was slightly jarring to read the a...

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Funny story: Obama Inauguration Panders to Evangelists, Terrorists, Centrists

Obama Inauguration Panders to Evangelists, Terrorists, Centrists

In order to maintain his average rate of supporting centrist policies, Obama has countered the invitation of Pastor Rick Warren, an evangelist who believes marriage can only be between a man and a woman, with an invitation to Ingrid Mattson, Presiden...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda strike New York again

Al-Qaeda strike New York again

New York. Just over 4 months after September 11th, Al-Qaeda have struck New York again. A suspected suicide attacker crashed a plane into the Hudson River, one of the major waterways of New York. The Hudson River is an iconic part of the city, it sep...

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Funny story: Iranian Attack

Iranian Attack

In this final week of George W Bush's Presidency, a man suspected of being an Iranian jaywalked in front of the White House this morning. President Bush immediately called an emergency meeting with Homeland Security and officially classified the...

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Funny story: Foreign secretary, Lady Mildred Bland Delares War on Blair-Bush Terror Tactics

Foreign secretary, Lady Mildred Bland Delares War on Blair-Bush Terror Tactics

Lady Mildred Bland, British Foreign Secretary,has revealed her battle plans for the dismantling of the Blair-Bush terrorist anti-terrorism. Lady B, very late in the game and very confident of her liason with the new American president has launche...

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Funny story: Israel Joins US in Manufacture of Future Terrorists

Israel Joins US in Manufacture of Future Terrorists

Though the 21st Century has experienced no shortage of radical revolutionists, both the US and now Israel have exhibited the foresight to insure a steady supply of a whole new generation of Islamic terrorists. Wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and mounti...

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Funny story: Mumbai terror evidence dossier has Pakistan shitting in its pants

Mumbai terror evidence dossier has Pakistan shitting in its pants

ISLAMABAD - The so-called government in Pakistan appears to be on its last legs. As confirmed liar Mr. Ten Percent Zardari rushed to Afghanistan where he was for the tenth time in two years promising "a new relationship" with Hamid Karzai, other min...

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Funny story: Shoe and Awe Tactics from Hamas

Shoe and Awe Tactics from Hamas

The Gaza strip conflict between Hamas and the Israelis escalated dramatically overnight. The incessant bombardment suffered overnight in raids by Israeli warplanes provoked an angry response by Hamas leaders. Residents of Gaza unleashed the ful...

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Funny story: Government terror plan leaked

Government terror plan leaked

Prime minister Gordon Brown is facing calls for his resignation after yet another embarrassing leak showed just how desperate he is to cling to power. According to the documents, Brown was planning an operation codenamed "Operation Asian flu" in w...

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Funny story: Shoes of Mass Destruction Pulverise West

Shoes of Mass Destruction Pulverise West

After Saddam's secret weapons of mass destruction finally revealed themselves at a press conference in an attempt to besmirch Bush, floods of footwear carrying long range Scud missiles have started to take out major cities throughout the western worl...

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Funny story: Ginger Terror Suspect Shot by Police

Ginger Terror Suspect Shot by Police

Police have shot dead an innocent ginger passenger on a London tube, mistakenly believing him to be Ali Carne, a leading member of the Gingers For Justice campaign. Jock Charles Menzies, 18, a tall man with red hair, was making his way to work whe...

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Funny story: Rove Joins Gitmo Terrorists in Guilty Plea on behalf of Bush-Cheney

Rove Joins Gitmo Terrorists in Guilty Plea on behalf of Bush-Cheney

Terrorist masterminds, Al-Qaida janitors and Afghani horse addicts have all begun to plead guilty in the torture chambers of Gitmo. The clever strategem has thrown the US military tribunals into utter chaos. Leftenant Lefty Tennant expressed frustrat...

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Funny story: Northern Irish Accents Recalled After Terrorist Plot

Northern Irish Accents Recalled After Terrorist Plot

All Northern Irish accents were recalled today by the Irish government, after a massive terrorist plot was uncovered involving pigs, terrorists, and iffy elocution. According to the Irish Cultural Minister, Paddy O'Fernisher, the plot involved the...

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Funny story: England Cricket Team Will Try To End Indian Tests Quickly

England Cricket Team Will Try To End Indian Tests Quickly

The England cricket team will honour its agreement to play the two-Test series in India, but players have said they hope the matches will be over as soon as is humanly possible. It's thought that this will entail England allowing themselves to be...

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Funny story: Bush Admits Error: Tourism, Not Terrorism

Bush Admits Error: Tourism, Not Terrorism

President George W. Bush acknowledged today that he made a critical error in late 2001. He had been planning an effort to crack down on tourists. In the frenzy following the 9/11 attacks, he was announcing the plan but misspoke, saying terrorism inst...

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Funny story: BA To Merge With Qatada

BA To Merge With Qatada

British Airlines, the world's least favourite airline, is exploring the possibility of a merger with the Arab terrorist, Abu 'Curfew' Qatada, TheSpoof.com misunderstands. BA, who had earlier rejected an approach for a similar arrangement from Anti...

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