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Funny story: Gladys Knight cancels her famous "Midnight Train to Gerogia" song

Gladys Knight cancels her famous "Midnight Train to Gerogia" song

Gladys Knight, who is famous for her Pips, has decided to cancel her midnight train to Georgia. At a tear-filled press conference earlier today, she said that given the recent trouble between Georgia and Russia, she felt she could no longer justif...

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Funny story: Russian cocaine sub seized off Mexico

Russian cocaine sub seized off Mexico

Santa Tom Cruz, Mexico - (Ass Mess): A Russian submarine with over 30 tonnes of high grade cocaine bound for a Scientology temple in Hollywood was seized by the Swiss Navy in its territorial waters off the Mexican coast today.

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Funny story: Wife of Moscow mayor duped into forking out £50 million for BBC's Frame Academy

Wife of Moscow mayor duped into forking out £50 million for BBC's Frame Academy

London - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): A historic pile that once hosted the BBC's notorious Frame Academy has been flipped for £50 million on the perilous North London property market to Elena Baturina, daftass wife of Moscow Mayor Yury Luzhkov...

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Funny story: Russia Announces National Who-Ha Day!

Russia Announces National Who-Ha Day!

Russia cannot replace its dead and so officials in the former Soviet Union have been trying to remedy the situation with government initiatives.

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Funny story: Gus Hiddink Heads For Gulag

Gus Hiddink Heads For Gulag

Gus Hiddink, the coach of beaten Euro 2008 semi-finalists Russia, has been summoned back to Moscow by Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, and will be sent to a Gulag - never to be seen again. Hiddink was the toast of the Kremlin last week after gu...

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Funny story: Bush Finally Improves US Image Abroad!

Bush Finally Improves US Image Abroad!

These statistics apparently do not lie. The US of A is seen in a more positive light across the world: Mexico and Tanzania up 9%, Argentina and Nigeria 6%,Poland, China and India 7%, Lebanon 4%, Russia 5%, South Korea a whopping 12%.

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Funny story: Moscow Police Happy over the 'Plastic Fans' Final

Moscow Police Happy over the 'Plastic Fans' Final

Moscow Police were today celebrating F.C Chelskis victory over Liverpool. Our reporter was allowed a brief interview with Vladimir Killthemov "Chief of Security".

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Funny story: Lap Dancing Replaces Line Dancing In West Midlands Town

Lap Dancing Replaces Line Dancing In West Midlands Town

(MIDLANDS) Stourbridge in the West Midlands now has so many lap dancing establishments, that local council bosses are considering changing the historic town's name to Patpong-on-Stour, it has eme...

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Funny story: Happy 21st birthday Maria Sharapova as Russian males ponder if Putin's new trollop Alina Kabaeva is the country's new top erotic fantasy

Happy 21st birthday Maria Sharapova as Russian males ponder if Putin's new trollop Alina Kabaeva is the country's new top erotic fantasy

Moscow - (Rotters): Russia's leading tabloid has reported that in a landmark poll of 2,000 red-blooded Russian males aged 18-69 this weekend over 95% were too pissed to answer any questions coherently.

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Funny story: Russia tests stuffed rabbits for Mars trip

Russia tests stuffed rabbits for Mars trip

They won't utter Yuri Gagarin's famous phrase "Let's go!" - but plucky stuffed bunny rabbits are being groomed for a trip to Mars. The colorful assortment of stuffed rabbits will be the first to experience the radiation that poses a big risk to a...

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Funny story: President Putin of Russia orders Giant Black & Decker Drill to bore a Tunnel linking Russia and America

President Putin of Russia orders Giant Black & Decker Drill to bore a Tunnel linking Russia and America

It has been announced in Moscow that Vladimir Putin is to join in a Partnership with Billionaire Roman Abramovich to drill a tunnel linking Russia and America using a giant Black & Decker Drill.

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Funny story: Ballerinas Perform Rare Synchronised Fart Routine

Ballerinas Perform Rare Synchronised Fart Routine

Two of the Worlds most respected and accomplished ballerinas of the Kirov school, performed for the first time the legendary Dance Of the Sugar Fart Faeries.

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Funny story: Stealth Bomber Goes Missing

Stealth Bomber Goes Missing

A United States Air Force B-2 stealth bomber - one of the most expensive military aircraft in the world - has gone missing on a routine training mission over the Pacific Ocean. The USAF says the plane, costing around $1.2billion (£610million), di...

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Funny story: Laika the Russian Space Dog, Returns to Earth

Laika the Russian Space Dog, Returns to Earth

Laika, the little dog sent into space by the Russians during the middle of the 20th century, has made a triumphant and unexpected return to Earth.

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Funny story: More Russians To Die In London Soon

More Russians To Die In London Soon

A senior ex-KGB defector residing in London has said billionaire tycoon Badri Patarkatsishvili was murdered, and that he expects more Russian exiles to die mysteriously in the capital soon.

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Funny story: Russian Army Troop Level Increased to 92

Russian Army Troop Level Increased to 92

In a reversal of fortune for the once great Russian Army, Vladimir Putin has announced the biggest military funding for the Russian Federation since 1981.

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Funny story: Putin stages fishy naval warfare exercises at Praia Da Luz

Putin stages fishy naval warfare exercises at Praia Da Luz

Praia Da Iluzion - (A Fine Mess): President Putin has ordered Russia's massive nuclear naval fleet to start emergency exercises off the Portuguese coast right on Praia Da Iluzion's doorstep.

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