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Funny story: Republicans Proclaim Nov 4th Dia de los Muertos Republicanos

Republicans Proclaim Nov 4th Dia de los Muertos Republicanos

Arlington National Cemetery, Arlington, VA - The Republican Party has decided to celebrate in anticipation of a massive defeat at the polls on November 4th by proclaiming Election Day 'Day of the Dead Republicans'. "We Republicans don't like...

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Funny story: Republicans Lay Off Sarah Palin!

Republicans Lay Off Sarah Palin!

With job losses topping the headlines from the Wall Street Journal to the Main Street Gazette, a lay off of a different color has hit the party of the red states. The Republicans have managed to run the table by convincing Main street that Wall stree...

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Funny story: Report: Republicans Trying to Distance Themselves From Themselves

Report: Republicans Trying to Distance Themselves From Themselves

Washington, D.C. Republicans trying to run for re-election on the basis of having trashed the entire US and global economy, are now saying they were never strong supporters of George Bush....A party of "Mavericks" who never agreed with the president...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Buys $92,000 Handbag

Sarah Palin Buys $92,000 Handbag

Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin has angered some sections of US society after it was revealed that, in the two months since August, she has spent an astronomical amount of Party money on her image upgrade - including $92,000 on a handbag and matc...

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Funny story: New Abortion Research: Democrats vs. Republicans

New Abortion Research: Democrats vs. Republicans

Recently conducted research into Abortion Attitude has revealed significant differences between Democrats and Republicans: Democrats define life as beginning at birth. For Republicans, life begins when the kid finally moves away from home - for the last time. Democrats want to abort before birth. Republicans wait to abort until after getting the kid's first college tuition bill. Democra...

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Funny story: Psychology of Democrats vs. Republicans: LAUGHTER

Psychology of Democrats vs. Republicans: LAUGHTER

Republicans laugh in response to humor, while Democrats laugh for more...interesting reasons. Republicans, sadly, laugh in response to humor that makes fun of race, gender, financial status, golf scores, lack of golf club membership, lack of a driver with one of the new impressively enormous heads (the golf club, not your chauffer, you country club type!). And they laugh at lack of golf clubs,...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Replaces Palin on Republican Ticket

Tony Blair Replaces Palin on Republican Ticket

In a surprising and last minute change to the Republican bid for the 2008 Presidency, former British Prime Minister, Tony Blair was announced as Sarah Palin's replacement for Vice President on the McCain ticket. The transition from Palin to Blair wa...

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Funny story: Repuffs! Republicans launch breakfast cereal

Repuffs! Republicans launch breakfast cereal

Repuffs, a new cereal hit the breakfast tables of America's heartland today with a bowl of truth. Republicans hope Repuffs will help bolster the vote for the McCain-Palin ticket. Repuffs is packed with strong nutrients for Seniors and an all n...

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Funny story: Republicans. Protect your brand. Vote Democrat.

Republicans. Protect your brand. Vote Democrat.

Ok, I'm an independent, but if I were a Republican I'd vote for the Democrats come November. That is, if I really, really loved my political party. Why? I can't think of a worse time to lead this nation. The mess we're in will take years to clean up. And cleaning is such a thankless job, so why not let the Democrats do it. They're good at it. So, Republicans, listen up. Take tha...

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Funny story: McCain's a Dem Hag

McCain's a Dem Hag

It wasn't long ago that the Republican Party (Senator McCain included) endorsed every bill put before it by the Bush administration. Those days are long gone. American taxpayers woke up one day and felt their wallets lighter, slimmer. The cost...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Finally Concedes Republican Nomination

Ron Paul Finally Concedes Republican Nomination

Texas Congressman Ron Paul finally conceded the Republican Nomination to Senator John McCain, six weeks after his party's national convention. Paul was the first man to enter the race and is apparently also the last to leave. Even when McCain sec...

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Funny story: Scientific studies reveal that liberal and conservative tendencies are hard wired in subjects.

Scientific studies reveal that liberal and conservative tendencies are hard wired in subjects.

Scientific analysis of studies of prominent political figures conducted over twenty years representing liberal and conservative philosophies and coincidentally Democrat and Republican tendencies. Obvious genetic, physical and intellectual charact...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin To Have Brazilian Wax Live On Air

Sarah Palin To Have Brazilian Wax Live On Air

Republican Party potential VP candidate Sarah Palin did it again in the glare of the cameras today when she announced to the world that she is to have a Brazilian Wax. The Alaskan governor knows how to milk the media, and this latest stunt is sure...

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Funny story: Republicrecants Succeed in Gaining VP Debate in Sign Language!

Republicrecants Succeed in Gaining VP Debate in Sign Language!

The Republicant party has had so much buyer's regret over their purchase of small town Mayor Sarah Palin that they borrowed Al Gore's 2000 lock box to keep her from the press, the American people and the half of Alaska that hates her. Realizing t...

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Funny story: Obama Economic Policy: Cook the Books, Blame Republicans!

Obama Economic Policy: Cook the Books, Blame Republicans!

Washington,DC/TheSpoof.com - Presidential candidate Barack Obama displayed his superb culinary capabilities with his deft new recipe to explain the Double Fannie /Freddie Cheese Melt...And it's a WHOPPER! Joined by Democratic financial Hi-Rollers...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Email Hacked By Spoof Writer Warren Redlich

Sarah Palin Email Hacked By Spoof Writer Warren Redlich

Sarah Palin, the Republican VP candidate, has been the victim of hackers who have infiltrated her Yahoo email account and obtained private information about the Alaska Governor. A group calling itself Anonymous has claimed responsibility. One...

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Funny story: Republicant Right Wing Tricks McCain into Appointing Fundie Next President!

Republicant Right Wing Tricks McCain into Appointing Fundie Next President!

Republicant actuarial experts recommended to the VP vetters that their choice had a 90% chance of being one of the few VP's to take the Presidential oath of office in close proximity to a dead US Commander in chief. With that golden Chicken nugg...

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