English Republicans who go to England football matches are totally pissed off that when they go to football matches to watch England play they have to listen to God save the Queen. James Cromwell a spokesperson for English republicans explained th...
Washington, DC - Dr. Michael "Packy" Steele, the nationally esteemed biologist and chief shit picker upper for the elephant exhibits at the National Zoo in Washington, first noticed the dim-witted behavior of the elephants last fall. "Instead of...
I wouldn't vote Republican because I love the fact that a horse has more brains and smaller teeth than John McCain I wouldn't vote Republican because throwing people into concentration camps in Cuba without trial or evidence against them is fine, as long as I have the freedom to say nothing about it I wouldn't vote Republican because I'm so responsible with guns I let my teenage children buy...
Are you the husband or wife of a Republican? Based on recent demographic studies it is likely that your spouse while pandering to the religious right is fucking someone else like a died in the wool leftwinger! If you are really Republican you probabl...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - House Democrats on Friday effectively smothered the Republican-backed "Atmosphere of Change" bill, which could have increased the carbon footprint of the US by allowing Americans to ignore the continued devastation of our planet, e...
(New York-NY) At a press conference held today at New York's Saint Regis hotel, former New York State Governor Eliot Spitzer and South Carolina State Governor Mark Sanford announced that they would be forming an independent party. Or as former Govern...
Conservative and Fascist election theft have been all the rage in the twenty first century. Bush- Cheney thieved two, Mexico had one robbed red handedly and now even the holy Muslim nation of Iran is the scene of the crime. The progressive candidate...
BALTIMORE - In a move right out of Romancing The Stone, Frost Nixon, and The Titanic, Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin waltzed right into the Orioles Nest Hotel's Brooks Robinson Convention Room and literally stole the show at the GOP Fundraising Dinner.
President Obama's mention of empathy as a possible desirable quality in a Supreme court Justice has set off a fit of blind rage among his republican opponents. Senators, representatives and Republican dog catchers have been foaming at the mouth and p...
Today, former Republican VP Dick Chenney announced his candidacy for being a Vice-President again. The former VP was against Obama for the Guantanimo Bay closure and for his actions to the economy. Top 10 reasons Chenney is happy that Obama's going away: * Obama's bad ecconomic ideas * Biased - Brings more rights to blacks than whites * Horrible VP * Guatanimo Bay closure * Smiles TOO MU...
Republican Party National Chairman, Michael Steele, has set up a Special Committee headed by conservative talkshow host, Rush Limbaugh, to plan a concerted attack on President Barack Obama and shoot the high-fler down. Limbaugh is excited with he...
Washington AC/DC - (Flaccid Ass Mess): ...if Sarah Palin's permafrosty pantyliners are anything to go by. That's the stark message from Bogota-based International Bank for Deconstruction and Embezzlement's Du Pont Circle back orifice this week as...
Ralph Nader, perennial independent presidential candidate and once a spokesman for many liberal political issues, admitted Wednesday to working with the Republican party in 2000 to keep Al Gore out of office. "He was basically working for the Repu...
Republican Committee Chairman Michael Steele issued an apology today for insulting nearly all of the leading voices of the Republican Party. When asked to comment on Mitt Romney, Steele said, "He's a Mormon, and it's clear that we don't vote for...
In light of President Obama's first 100 days, there have been a lot of Republican complaints. Below is the top ten reasons why they should shut the hell up. 10.Democrats had to put up with Bush 9.When Democrats have tea parties...we dump boxes of human waste on certain senator's lawns 8.Joe Biden has some serious connections 7.Barack Obama is too busy to care what the loosers...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Veteran Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter recently shed himself of the GOP, joining ranks with the Democratic party. He says the switch serves as "a wake-up call" to Republicans, who collectively rolled over, hit the snooze butto...
As the Republicant Party can't seem to get anything right every sensible member except Joe Lieberman is running to the Democrat hills. The latest defector Arlen Specter has been a political liberal for years. The collapse of the Republican Party...
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