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Funny story: Flaws Found in Intelligent Design Theory

Flaws Found in Intelligent Design Theory

In an announcement sure to rock the scientific world, Dr. Jack Harvey, a noted biochemist, claims he has found several flaws in the scientifically regarded theory of "intelligent design".

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Funny story: Vatican on the ropes over 'straight' Archbishop.

Vatican on the ropes over 'straight' Archbishop.

Reeling from the news on Sunday that Archbishop Stanislaw Wielgus was a Spy for Poland's communist police force, the Vatican have dropped another bombshell about a fellow clergyman.

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Funny story: Collaborating snitch named as new primate of Warsaw

Collaborating snitch named as new primate of Warsaw

Warsaw - (Rioters): A colleague-snitching communist collaborator has been appointed to the top Church job in Warsaw after being voted the most charismatic candidate in Pope Ratzinger's little red aintgottaprayer book.

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Funny story: Pat Robertson warned of Yahweh's thunderbolt season

Pat Robertson warned of Yahweh's thunderbolt season

Virginia Beach - (Ass Mess): Age-defying protein pancake peddler and evangelical bigot the Reverend Pat Robertson has once again tempted the derision of Jehovah by terrifying TheoCon TV viewers with his prediction of the killing of millions of Americ...

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Funny story: Simple surgery cures evangelists from preaching miracle quackery

Simple surgery cures evangelists from preaching miracle quackery

New York - (Ass Mess): A team of plastic surgeons, clinical psychatrists and orthodontists has patented a radical procedure that cures evangelical preachers from claiming Jesus is more effective at healing cancer than cutting edge medical therapy.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Goes Legit, Preaches First Sermon to Standing Room Only Crowd

Paris Hilton Goes Legit, Preaches First Sermon to Standing Room Only Crowd

Nichole Richie described it as "freaky". Paris Hilton, now a partially ordained Minister of the Church of Erotic Joy, is telling people how to not get to Heaven, but instead how to stay out of Hell. She says they can do this by knowing the...

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Funny story: Art and Religious Worlds in a Spin Over Painting

Art and Religious Worlds in a Spin Over Painting

The worlds of art and religion have gone into melt-down this morning following an unprecedented occurrence.

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Funny story: Gays Unite Jews, Muslims and Christians

Gays Unite Jews, Muslims and Christians

It was deja vu in Durham today for gays who organized a gay pride march through city streets. In a strange turn of events similar to what happened back in November of this year in the city of Jerusalem, gays ended up turning the table and uniting thr...

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Funny story: Holy Smoke! Croydon Man Elected Pope

Holy Smoke! Croydon Man Elected Pope

In a sequence of events that might have come straight out of madcap religious comedy 'Father Ted', Brian Parker from Croydon near London, was last week elected Pope for a day by The Conclave Of Cardinals in the Vatican.

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Funny story: "Super Beavers" Terrorizing N.C. Suburbs May Be Sex-Starved Women

"Super Beavers" Terrorizing N.C. Suburbs May Be Sex-Starved Women

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- The "Super Beavers" felling trees and slapping tail in suburb Raleigh are probably sex-starved women, according University of North Carolina researchers.

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Funny story: Tessa Jowl's husband pleads 'stigmata' defence

Tessa Jowl's husband pleads 'stigmata' defence

London - (Associated Mess): The estranged husband of UK Secretary of State for Vultures, Mediocrity and Spots Tessa Jowl is claiming an unusual religious defence in his Rome fraud trial where along with former Italian PM Silvia Berlusconi he is being...

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Funny story: Fake relics sold on eBay 'funding Labour Party'

Fake relics sold on eBay 'funding Labour Party'

London - (Associated Mess): The Metropolitan Police's Antiquities Division has warned that fake archaeological artefacts and hysterical memorabilia are being flogged on internet auction sites and are funding terror-related organisations like the...

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Funny story: Pope fired for wearing a cross at work

Pope fired for wearing a cross at work

The Christian world was shocked to its religious roots, today, when the Catholic Church announced that Pope Benedict XVI had been sacked for wearing a cross at work. The Pope had apparently been warned before that the likely consequence of his blatan...

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Funny story: Vatican's Monsignor Gang-Swine threatens excommunication hex

Vatican's Monsignor Gang-Swine threatens excommunication hex

Vatican City - (Associated Mess): The whingeing and whining at satirical pokes at the Vatican has escalated this weekend to a full-blown petulant sulk.

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Funny story: God Issues Apology to Many Dead Sinners

God Issues Apology to Many Dead Sinners

In a statement jointly released by the Vatican, The Southern Baptist Convention, Temple Square in Salt Lake City, and the headquarters of most Christian denominations, God has issued a formal apology to many dead sinners killed due to his wrath in th...

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Funny story: The Lord's Instrument admits: "It stinks"

The Lord's Instrument admits: "It stinks"

Colorado Springs, Colorado - (ReUterus): In a highly charged emotional address, disgraced homophobe and sacked ex-leader of the National Evanelical Association Pastor Ted Haggard has admitted a lifelong problem. Staring at an autographed personal ph...

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Funny story: Naked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews

Naked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews

WASHINGTON, DC -- Rabbi Jacob Baer stood before his congregation at Temple Sinai on Military Road yesterday morning, poised to perform a ritual that he had perfected just hours before. On a long table before him were a silver bowl, a small dark blue...

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