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Funny story: Pope converts to Islam

Pope converts to Islam

The Vatican was stunned by the revelation that their 'Papa' has turned to another well known religion. The disappearance of the one time head of the Roman Catholic Church led to speculation that he had eloped with his one time friend, Eva Sti...

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Funny story: Rolf Harris to unveil topless Pope portrait

Rolf Harris to unveil topless Pope portrait

Sydney - (Ass Press): Australian entertainer and royal portrait artist Rolf Harris is to unveil his latest celebrity painting of the topless reclining figure of Pope Joseph Ratzinger relaxing in the Vatican's private hot tub.

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI reaffirms traditional church positions

Pope Benedict XVI reaffirms traditional church positions

VATICAN CITY -- Pope Benedict XVI has issued a statement reaffirming the church's traditional stances on remarriage and gay marriage, encouraging the return to the use of Latin in ceremonies, and calling on Catholic politicians to follow the chur...

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Funny story: US releases Godless coins

US releases Godless coins

Some 50,000 brand new George Washington dollar coins have been inadvertently released by the US Mint without the traditional inscription, "In God We Trust".

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Funny story: Image of the Virgin Mary discovered in nun's turd

Image of the Virgin Mary discovered in nun's turd

Last week in County Galway in Ireland, Sister Bernadette was having her morning shit. Her doctor had instructed her to check for worms, so she carefully examined her stools before flushing. But instead of worms, she saw the shape of the Virgin Mary&#...

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Funny story: Child molestors urged to unite under Pope

Child molestors urged to unite under Pope

Vatican City (ReUterus): An inter-ecumenical commission has urged child molestors of all persuasions and perversions to unite under the Pope while the going is still good as George Bush and Tony Blair continue to stonewall their way through public o...

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Funny story: Vatican to open luxury brothels

Vatican to open luxury brothels

Rome - Astonishing news from Vatican city today, as Monsignor Alphonse Di Vachi, head of a papal commission, looking into ways for the Vatican to maximise falling profits, startled believers and atheists alike when he announced that his new report wo...

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Funny story: Foreskin of Christ found!

Foreskin of Christ found!

Jerusalem - Amazing news from Jerusalem today as a team of Isreali archeologists from the Unviversity of Tel Aviv, sensationally confirmed that the foreskin of the infant baby Jesus, known to followers throughout the world as the "Christ" h...

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Funny story: Ratzinger and Brown launch £750m anti-homosexuality vaccination fund

Ratzinger and Brown launch £750m anti-homosexuality vaccination fund

Vatican City - (Rotters): Pope Ratzinger and UK Chancellor/wannabe Prime Monster Gordon Brown have launched a £750 million fund to vaccinate billions of children against homosexuality according to a Vatican statement issued today.

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Funny story: Benedict 16 Wants Old Name Back

Benedict 16 Wants Old Name Back

Pope Benedict 16th has announced that from now on everyone must call him Pope Ratzinger.

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Funny story: Pope caught having sex with badger

Pope caught having sex with badger

It is rumored that Pope Benedict XVI was arrested by police in Rome this afternoon, after being caught having sex with a badger. The badger was said to have been wearing a Nazi uniform. It is not yet known whether the badger enjoyed the encounter.

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Funny story: Papal altar cloth sewers thriving in the G-string business

Papal altar cloth sewers thriving in the G-string business

Koniakow, Poland - (Rioters): A lace-making fraternity in the village of Koniakow, southern Poland is about to float their tayloring business after sales of g-strings, brassieres and crotchless ecclesiastical vestments hit the roof following years of...

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Funny story: Holy World In A Spin As Pope Excommuincates Jade Canonises Shilpa

Holy World In A Spin As Pope Excommuincates Jade Canonises Shilpa

In an ad-hoc service hastily cobbled together by the Vatican, the Pope has sensationally made Bollywood star, Shilpa Shetty, a saint and at the same time drummed racist bully Jade, out of his gang. The Pontiff told us backstage after the gig:...

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Funny story: Pope depressed after being dumped by internet satire sites

Pope depressed after being dumped by internet satire sites

Vatican City - (Rue Uterus): Pope Ratzinger is said to be suffering from encyclical depression after being dumped by internet satire sites following his well-publicised rant last November that everybody was poking fun at his Nazi origins and defaming...

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Funny story: Italian Police Find Homoerotic Gladiator Carvings

Italian Police Find Homoerotic Gladiator Carvings

First century bas relief sculptures of Roman gladiators were found by Italy's version of Scotland Yard this week, while digging in the "backhouse" (Italian for outside toilet) of Roman Cardinal Guiseppe Pedophiliano.

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Funny story: Outrage as Pope takes crap in a phonebox

Outrage as Pope takes crap in a phonebox

The Vatican was forced to issue an apology yesterday after the Pope was photographed befouling a public phone box in St Peter's Square.

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Funny story: Ratzinger's star role in new Vatican opera 'Hell Hath No Fury'

Ratzinger's star role in new Vatican opera 'Hell Hath No Fury'

Vatican City - (Ass Mess): Pope Joseph Ratzinger is to take the lead role of Satan in a new lavish opera by Vatican composer Monsignor Marco Frisina based on Dante's Divine Comedy provisionally entitled "Hell Hath No Fury".

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