Showing:

Funny satire stories about Police

Try another search?

Funny story: Philadelphia Cops Keep Forgetting About White Trash

Philadelphia Cops Keep Forgetting About White Trash

PHILADELPHIA, PA - Several black Philadelphia police officers filed a federal lawsuit against their department Thursday, alleging the online forum used by its officers is "infested with racist, white supremacist and anti-African-American content."...

Read full story
Funny story: Police "Confused About Kettling"

Police "Confused About Kettling"

The Metropolitan Police were confused about the controversial policy of "kettling" during the G20 demonstrations, an independent report stated earlier today. "Kettling" is where a police officer makes 35,000 cups of tea for the protesters in a bid...

Read full story
Funny story: The 2009 Thought Police Are Here

The 2009 Thought Police Are Here

Science teacher Helene Gaither of Paducah, Kentucky South Middle School on her last day of school before Summer vacation was showing a CD on the uses of science applications to one's life in general and while the film as rolling, doodled on a piece o...

Read full story
Funny story: Calling 999 "A Waste Of Time"

Calling 999 "A Waste Of Time"

Residents in South Yorkshire have complained that calling 999 for Police assistance is sometimes a complete waste of time. Graham Roope complained "My pet hamster, Harry the Hamster, escaped from his cage and went under the floorboards in the bathroo...

Read full story
Funny story: Police Dog Handler Opens Hotdog Stand

Police Dog Handler Opens Hotdog Stand

An enterprising member of Her Majesty's Constabulary has set up in business with a mobile refreshment stand. Featuring jumbo hot dogs, the business is expected to flourish. "I import my dogs from Germany" says Mick Davies(nicknamed "Careless" b...

Read full story
Funny story: Cop Who Allegedly Killed Alleged G20 Protester Tomlinson Was Allegedly A Fake - Police Allege

Cop Who Allegedly Killed Alleged G20 Protester Tomlinson Was Allegedly A Fake - Police Allege

In a shock revelation, the IPCC (Immediate Prevention of Constabulary Conviction) organisation has stated that the "policeman" who it is alleged struck and injured Ian Tomlinson - who died, possibly as a result of injuries received, was an imposter.

Read full story
Funny story: A teenager who reportedly wanted to kill Hollywood teen idol Demi Lovato has been arrested, Los Angeles police said.

A teenager who reportedly wanted to kill Hollywood teen idol Demi Lovato has been arrested, Los Angeles police said.

S.D., 18, was booked on Thursday on suspicion of stalking and making criminal threats, said Sgt. Morphin Dempsey of the Harmattan Police Dept. He is scheduled to be arraigned on Tuesday, Dempsey said. According to the celebrity Web site teenyboom.

Read full story
Funny story: Police Stop One-Penis Show!

Police Stop One-Penis Show!

Just when the residents of the Roland Apartment Complex in Flener City were getting ready for one of their citizen's, we'll call him Harold "Harry" Joe Buck because that's who the police say he is, one-penis production of Shakespeare's "AS YOU LIKE I...

Read full story
Funny story: Susan Bloody Boyle In Four Letter Word Rant At Police

Susan Bloody Boyle In Four Letter Word Rant At Police

Hairy angel, Susan bloody Boyle, who is not as good at singing as she'd have us all believe showed true diva class by throwing a wobbly at her Wembley hotel yesterday. The 'never been kissed' (now there's a surprise) diminutive Jockinese crooner r...

Read full story
Funny story: Cops Smash 'Girls Aloud' Kidnap Plot

Cops Smash 'Girls Aloud' Kidnap Plot

Armed police swooped on a house here in Bournemouth this evening in a dramatic dawn raid that was running a bit late and arrested a 34 year old man on charges of Conspiracy To Kidnap. The man, named by family members as Denzil Mobius has a long hi...

Read full story
Funny story: Stephen Fry Arrested in Government Expenses Clampdown

Stephen Fry Arrested in Government Expenses Clampdown

Stephen Fry admitted to cheating on his expenses today, and was immediately arrested by police acting on the orders of the Government and taken to an undisclosed maximum security police station. In a hastily arrange press conference, the Home Secr...

Read full story
Funny story: The Sikh Police Seek Bulletproof Turbans

The Sikh Police Seek Bulletproof Turbans

The British Sikh Police Association would like to see bulletproof turbans developed so that they can serve as firearms officers, because, at present, their religion prevents them from removing their turbans in order to carry out such a task. Howev...

Read full story
Funny story: Local Police Force In Gay Sex Ring Shocker

Local Police Force In Gay Sex Ring Shocker

An as yet unidentified Police Force is under investigation after it was revealed that male officers were engaging in homosexual acts while they thought they were alone. Unfortunately everything has been caught on film. The force, which can not...

Read full story
Funny story: Stourbridge Masked Mob Run Over Copper

Stourbridge Masked Mob Run Over Copper

Stourbridge, normally a calm and peaceful West Midlands beauty spot, was a hive of police activity today, as hundreds of officers converged on the town to investigate an incident involving a masked gang who ran over a beat cop without stopping. PC...

Read full story
Funny story: Police Recruitment Not Fair

Police Recruitment Not Fair

The UK's disability watchdog, Disabled Action, have attacked UK police forces for not doing enough to recruit disabled people. A spokesman said, "It's terrible. We have discovered that less than 0.5% of the UK police force are disabled, but among...

Read full story
Funny story: Police Protest Swine Flu

Police Protest Swine Flu

Law enforcement organizations around the world have herded together to denounce the association of the new worldwide influenza epidemic with pigs. Joining forces with the Pork Council, the originators of the new white meat ad campaign, police forces...

Read full story
Funny story: Two British Pigs Kill Two Mexican Pigs

Two British Pigs Kill Two Mexican Pigs

Two armed British pigs have shot dead two suspected terrorist Mexican pigs at Heathrow Airport. The two armed pigs shot the two suspected terrorist Mexican pigs after CCTC showed they were about to let loose a biological weapon, namely Mexican Swi...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more