British teens aged between 16-18 will be called up for 12 months service in the Salvation Army from August 2010. The controversial scheme is designed to beat yob culture and decrease Britain's soaring obesity rate. Field Marshall Eric Guthrie, le...
Today programme presenters are cock-a-hoop at the announcement by Gordon Brown that he has invited James Humphries to form a government. "I realised whilst on holiday that the Today team are much more on top of things than the Cabinet and that, fr...
Methane in Parliament is being produced and released far faster than outside of Westminster, according to analysis of recent air samples. Scientists in London used a hot air wind chamber to simulate the methane gas produced by over 600 MPs, and it...
Ex-minister Caroline Flint, who resigned saying she was not being taken seriously by male colleagues, says she has no regrets about a magazine photo shoot that has upset Downing Street. Tets Out In an interview with the Observer Newspaper, Caro...
Today Gordon Brown instantly struck back against the Tories blatantly swearing to attract younger votes. On the radio today David Cameron replied when asked about Twitter "The trouble with Twitter, the instantness of it - too many twits might ma...
Peoria IL: Mandatory "End-of-Life" counseling for seniors by a state-appointed practitioner is included in House Speaker Pelosi's Health Care Reform Bill. Senior citizens will soon be receiving telephone calls from the federal government. Teleph...
Gordon Brown's government have decided to rename the terrorist group "Taliban" to the friendlier sounding "Moderate Taliban". This is a major step forward in the government's policy of downgrading difficult situations with a more user friendly wo...
Notorious large breasted English exchange student Amanda Fox has accomplished more than Playboy centerfold and a full eagle spread in Bladewars Illustrated this year. She has managed to be at the center of an OJ Simpson like crime investigation and b...
Under rather awkward circumstances, the Republican Party ... which has been incessantly criticizing the Obama Administration for its massive government bailout program ... is now seeking government funding in order to stay afloat. Following 8 year...
Scientists have confirmed that the type of Swine Flu experienced by men is much more painful and distressing than that contracted by women. Men, on detecting the first symptoms, are advised to go home, lie on the couch and watch TV. Fluid intak...
A survey suggests that there are too many Scottish people and that there should be a cull. The Scottish have become a problem since being introduced in an attempt to rid us of the Welsh and the Irish, the main infestation occuring in an area known as...
Just as Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell was enjoying a quiet retirement at his farm in Merrie England, growing potatoes and bigotry, and burning chaff and straw and Roman Catholics, a delegation of Puritans arrived at his humble 12,000 acre estate, to...
A government think tank report has highlighted the negative effect of policy U-turns seen in opinion poll results. The Chief, Lord Mangelson, has decided that it would be far better if every policy announcement was issued simultaneously with an an...
The British Navy's flagship the HMS Pinupporn tried to dock at its usual and paid for parking place when a certainly mostly nude couple involved in a foto shoot obstructed the use of the big fat rope that apparently is required to make parking a flag...
Hundreds of ridiculous government scares could be emerging each week by the autumn, Labour spin doctors say. Sir Campbell McUnelectable said the most likely scenario was that the UK would see a surge of scares as the general election approaches. O...
John "The Syrup" Bercow has been elected to the chair of Mr.Speaker in the House of Commons to much applause. Unfortunately & somewhat ironically all the applause seems to be coming from the Labour benches? Bercow or Mr.Speaker as he likes...
MPs last night voted a hybrid monster the new House of Commons speaker. A Bear-Cow has been appointed to this important position. The creature is part bear and part cow. The animal shits in the woods and lies down if there is going to be a storm.
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