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Funny story: Paris Hilton Can do 45 Days Standing on Her Head

Paris Hilton Can do 45 Days Standing on Her Head

Los Angeles County Superior Court, Paris Hilton was recently found guilty of probation violation by Los Angeles Judge Michael T. Sauer and ordered to serve a 45 days jail sentience in relation to her September DUI charges.

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Funny story: Hilton appeal offers 'doing 45 days behind bar' instead of jail

Hilton appeal offers 'doing 45 days behind bar' instead of jail

California - (Ass Mess): Attorneys representing Paris Hilton in her continuing appeal over DUI conviction violations have offered a plea-bargain where their client would serve the mandatory 45 day sentence working behind a bar in a LA run-down area&#...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton In Online Plea For Leniency

Paris Hilton In Online Plea For Leniency

Paris Hilton, sentenced last weekend to 45 days in jail, has made an impassioned plea to judges to set her free from injustice, claiming that she makes people's lives more mundane by being at liberty.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Girl Gone Wild Video released to media just days after Paris invited Lohan to share accommodations at Gray Bars Hotel

Lindsay Lohan's Girl Gone Wild Video released to media just days after Paris invited Lohan to share accommodations at Gray Bars Hotel

Los Angeles, California - A videotape of Lindsay Lohan snorting 20 lines of cocaine with friends off a toilet seat in a bathroom stall of a nightclub surfaced this week in what some are saying is under usual circumstances.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton to host "Cell Make-Over" show!

Paris Hilton to host "Cell Make-Over" show!

LA, USA, ABC network officials have admitted that there is a show in the pipeline for the Hilton trollop to record whilst doing stir.

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Funny story: Corzine Visits Paris Hilton

Corzine Visits Paris Hilton

New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine announced, in his first full day back on the job, that his first act in office would be to visit Paris Hilton in jail.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's big break - Prison

Paris Hilton's big break - Prison

Just off Robin Island Ana Ward reporting live:...

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Funny story: Paris "Prison" Hilton

Paris "Prison" Hilton

The world is still amazed that Miss Hilton and her well appointed attorneys have not managed to have all the DUI charges dropped. Miss Hilton, dressed in a sensible dark suit, was seen emerging from the court building, quite demure and fully...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Says Goodbye to Love, Jail, and Publicist

Paris Hilton Says Goodbye to Love, Jail, and Publicist

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - California - Paris Hilton said "Goodbye to Love," jail, and her publicist. She is now thinking about paying Britney Spears to work with Richard Carpenter to do a remake of the famous song make popular by Karen Carpen...

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Funny story: Affluent nonentity Hilton decries CRAP monitor

Affluent nonentity Hilton decries CRAP monitor

California - (Ass Mess): Affluent peroxide bombshell nonentity Paris Hilton has hit out at the draconian imposition of the electronic ankle tag that Judge Sauer has ordered her to wear for 90 days as part of her custodial sentence for violating a DUI...

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Funny story: Paris Popular Perspiration Prescription Promises Perfect Pits for Pathetic Plebs

Paris Popular Perspiration Prescription Promises Perfect Pits for Pathetic Plebs

Paris Hilton today leapt into the alliteration wars with her anti-ageing armpit cream. Following the success of Boots own brand anti-ageing cream which really works and takes twenty years off even the most gnarly example of womanhood, Paris has commi...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Britney Spears Eat Dogs Reports RSPCA

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears Eat Dogs Reports RSPCA

The rspca has today revealed that it has been investigating hundreds of cases of celebrity dog abuse. A spokesman today commented, "Top celebrities are not just kissing their dogs, they are licking them, then frying them up later and eating them...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Be Released Early From Prison

Paris Hilton To Be Released Early From Prison

Paris Hilton was today celebrating after an extraordinary turn of events which concluded in her early release from imprisonment. Following a private meeting with Miss Hilton's super-wealthy desperate parents the Judge in Paris' drink-driving...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton sentenced to death

Paris Hilton sentenced to death

Shamed star Paris Hilton will be executed by lethal injection, a court has ruled. The heiress to the Hilton hotel chain was convicted of drink-driving by an LA court last September after a blood test showed her to be over the legal limit.

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Funny story: Lesbian Jail Inmates Prepare for Arrival of Paris Hilton

Lesbian Jail Inmates Prepare for Arrival of Paris Hilton

Los Angeles, CA - Paris Hilton better like girls. The hotel heiress was sentenced Friday to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Center, Los Angeles County's jailhouse for women just south of downtown in Lynwood and will be sharing a cell w...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton to be laminated nude prior to prison.

Paris Hilton to be laminated nude prior to prison.

Pseudo celebrity stick insect, money shot purveyor and role model, Paris Hilton has been jailed for 45 days after being found guilty of violating her probation for a drink-driving conviction.

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Funny story: Judge orders Paris Hilton to wear panties for 45 days

Judge orders Paris Hilton to wear panties for 45 days

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Lawyers acting for peroxide socialite Paris Hilton have slammed LA Judge Michael T Sauer's insistence that Paris Hilton wears panties for the 45 days' duration of her prison sentence as 'cruel and un...

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