After a frantic couple of days of appeals and over 300 lawyers burning the midnight oil poring over Californian penal legislation searching literally for a get out of jail free card Paris Hilton has been handed the needle from the proverbial haystack...
Los Angeles County Superior Court, Paris Hilton was recently found guilty of probation violation by Los Angeles Judge Michael T. Sauer and ordered to serve a 45 days jail sentience in relation to her September DUI charges.
California - (Ass Mess): Attorneys representing Paris Hilton in her continuing appeal over DUI conviction violations have offered a plea-bargain where their client would serve the mandatory 45 day sentence working behind a bar in a LA run-down area&#...
Paris Hilton, sentenced last weekend to 45 days in jail, has made an impassioned plea to judges to set her free from injustice, claiming that she makes people's lives more mundane by being at liberty.
Los Angeles, California - A videotape of Lindsay Lohan snorting 20 lines of cocaine with friends off a toilet seat in a bathroom stall of a nightclub surfaced this week in what some are saying is under usual circumstances.
LA, USA, ABC network officials have admitted that there is a show in the pipeline for the Hilton trollop to record whilst doing stir.
New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine announced, in his first full day back on the job, that his first act in office would be to visit Paris Hilton in jail.
Just off Robin Island Ana Ward reporting live:...
The world is still amazed that Miss Hilton and her well appointed attorneys have not managed to have all the DUI charges dropped. Miss Hilton, dressed in a sensible dark suit, was seen emerging from the court building, quite demure and fully...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - California - Paris Hilton said "Goodbye to Love," jail, and her publicist. She is now thinking about paying Britney Spears to work with Richard Carpenter to do a remake of the famous song make popular by Karen Carpen...
California - (Ass Mess): Affluent peroxide bombshell nonentity Paris Hilton has hit out at the draconian imposition of the electronic ankle tag that Judge Sauer has ordered her to wear for 90 days as part of her custodial sentence for violating a DUI...
Paris Hilton today leapt into the alliteration wars with her anti-ageing armpit cream. Following the success of Boots own brand anti-ageing cream which really works and takes twenty years off even the most gnarly example of womanhood, Paris has commi...
The rspca has today revealed that it has been investigating hundreds of cases of celebrity dog abuse. A spokesman today commented, "Top celebrities are not just kissing their dogs, they are licking them, then frying them up later and eating them...
Paris Hilton was today celebrating after an extraordinary turn of events which concluded in her early release from imprisonment. Following a private meeting with Miss Hilton's super-wealthy desperate parents the Judge in Paris' drink-driving...
Shamed star Paris Hilton will be executed by lethal injection, a court has ruled. The heiress to the Hilton hotel chain was convicted of drink-driving by an LA court last September after a blood test showed her to be over the legal limit.
Los Angeles, CA - Paris Hilton better like girls. The hotel heiress was sentenced Friday to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Center, Los Angeles County's jailhouse for women just south of downtown in Lynwood and will be sharing a cell w...
Pseudo celebrity stick insect, money shot purveyor and role model, Paris Hilton has been jailed for 45 days after being found guilty of violating her probation for a drink-driving conviction.
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