Kiddy icon Miley Cyrus pisses standing up just as a guy would, reports a celebrity website. ShitCelebGossip's resident nosy parker Pervez Musharraf uncovered the story while snooping around the toilet cubicles on the set of a new Hannah Montana mo...
Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has issued an ultimatum to High School Musical actor Zac Efron: get you cock circumcised before I let it anywhere near my tits. Efron owns a cockerel that likes nothing better than waking him at dawn break every mo...
Disney pop tarts Lizzie Mcguire and Hannah Montana came to blows yesterday, for no apparent reason, apart from publicity. Fictional Lizzie beat Hannah Montana across the back of the head, with a house-hold brick, as she was due to sing some of her...
In the ever fluctuating, e- trade market of celebrity panties Miley Cyrus's used undergarments were a lock cinch. Not so anymore. Cyrus's panty stock dropped in value almost overnight. Traders across the board were caught unaware and those still caught holding her panties means more to come. I interviewed the CEO and stock expert of one such trading company, ScensexTrade.web "Her pantie...
Derek 'Del' Abercrombie - otherwise known as the spoof writer 'Monkey Woods' - has lodged an official complaint about one of the sites most popular and beloved 'characters'. Abercrombie's complaint centers on the issue of the amount of vile and de...
The popular show, Wizards Of Waverly Place is filming it's last episode today due to fights within the cast. It's been revealed that since David Henrie (Justin Russo) started dating Miley Cyrus (Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana) fellow cast member an...
The second cousin of Miley Cyrus is furious at all the fame and attention her relative is getting worldwide. Cindy Cyrus - who is the daughter of Miley's father's younger sister - lives in a trailer park in Mobil, Alabama with her collection of ca...
It looks like Miley Cyrus has been keeping a huge secret from the rest of the world, as it has only just been discovered the Cyrus adopted an Asian child, it's said to have been with her for three years now. The child called Agapoo (named by Cyrus...
It has been touted as the most shocking headline in the history of headlines: Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas, Sarah Palin and tits all featuring in the same sentence. Not since the glory days of 'Elvis, Jerry Lee lewis,Roman Polanski, Charlie Chaplin, G...
Dogpatch TN-- Teen sensation Miley Cyrus burst into tears as she looked at herself nude in the mirror. "They don't match! They look like they are from two different women. What am I going to do?" she cried. The 'they' in question were the poor...
Parents around the globe have been struggling to come to terms with the realization that Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana are one and the same. For a few years now, parents have been duped into purchasing CD's, toys and plastic jewelry of both Miley...
President elect, Barack Obama has told reporters that had pop singer Miley Cyrus been a candidate in this years elections she would have got his vote. "My wife and kids are big Hannah Montana fans and we own all Miley Cyrus' recordings", said Obam...
George Bush has come down hard on failed Republican Presidential candidate John McCain for making the wrong decision when it came to picking a running mate. The President was quoted as saying that McCain chose the wrong woman and would have been b...
High School Musical heartthrob Zac Efron has got himself in trouble after he was accused of smacking co-star Vanessa Hudgen's donkey. Hudgens invited Efron around to show him her camel toe - just own of many sick animals with foot problems tha...
OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma - Miley Cyrus, 15, will be going on tour with Ozzy Osbourne, 59, and Tony Bennett, 82. Her personal manager claims that this tour will probably break The Rolling Stones tour record. Dexton Boyardee, an account executive wit...
Well only less than a day after Taylor Swift warned the world to stay away from Joe Jonas it appears that one girl hasn't got the message. Miley Cyrus yesterday used a fansite to send a video message confirming her long standing relationship with...
TV and singing personality Miley Cyrus is to be cryogenically frozen upon her death and preserved until medical science discovers a cure for the common 'death', it's been revealed. The teen is following in the tradition of Walt Disney, except unli...
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