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Funny story: Rolling Stones to Perform at Prince Charles' Wedding

Rolling Stones to Perform at Prince Charles' Wedding

LONDON - In what cynics are calling a transparent attempt to "do a Viagra on a couple of sagging careers," Prince Charles announced this morning that the Rolling Stones will headline at his wedding to Camilla Parker Bowles on April 8. The ceremony, w...

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Funny story: Sheep Cloning Scientist Takes Another Poke at Dolly !

Sheep Cloning Scientist Takes Another Poke at Dolly !

LONDON (REUTERS) The British scientist who created Dolly the sheep -- a clone that shocked the animal world -- has begun trying to clone a human embryo. Ian Wilmut is conducting therapeutic cloning at the Roslin Institute, near Edinburgh. Professor W...

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Funny story: Guinness Challenges Four-Year-Old Boy's Driving Claim

Guinness Challenges Four-Year-Old Boy's Driving Claim

LONDON - Guinness World Records has challenged a four-year-old boy's claim that he is the youngest person ever to take his mother's car and drive it to a video store in the middle of the night. "Our preliminary investigation suggests that this lad ma...

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Funny story: Brown Recommends New System for Britain

Brown Recommends New System for Britain

LONDON (AP) - Chancellor Gordon Brown has made it plain that he does not see Tony Blair's vision of "unremitting New Labour" as being "right" for a modern Britain.

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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice Tour Is a Sellout

Condoleezza Rice Tour Is a Sellout

WASHINGTON - Ticketmaster reports "there isn't a seat left anywhere" on the seven-stop Condoleezza Rice "You're Not Gonna Believe This" tour, which opens in London's Royal Albert Hall tonight. The tour-sponsored by Haliburton, Wal-Mart, the Southern...

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Funny story: Prince Harry Grounded!

Prince Harry Grounded!

LONDON --- Lord Alfred N. Ospin, Royal Administrator of Public Dispatches, denied rumors that Prince Harry's Nazi-hijinks have earned him a dark cell in the notorious London Tower. Neither is the young prince facing execution by beheading. Instead, t...

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Funny story: New Princess Diana Memorial Unveiled

New Princess Diana Memorial Unveiled

LONDON (Rotters) -- Only a week after a Royal Parks spokesman's announcement that the costly (£3.6m) trouble-plagued Hyde Park fountain dedicated to Princess Diana was being demolished for another, more cost-effective model, delighted visitor...

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Funny story: Britons Extract Windsor Teat

Britons Extract Windsor Teat

LONDON (Rotters) - It was a bloodless affair, as revolutions go. Shortly before dawn a small crowd in London's East End spontaneously began what is being called an historic march toward Buckingham Palace.

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Funny story: Queen's Nazi Youth League Ball 'Jammy Success'

Queen's Nazi Youth League Ball 'Jammy Success'

LONDON (Rotters) - London's social season opened with a palpable bang at the Queen's First Annual Nazi Youth League Ball. The affair, held at Buckingham Palace, drew senior royals and sycophants alike and lasted until dawn.

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Funny story: Brits know less and less about Jesus and Bible, polls say

Brits know less and less about Jesus and Bible, polls say

LONDON -- According to recent polls taken in Great Britain, Jesus is not as well known as would be expected, especially during the Christmas holiday.

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Funny story: Blunkett faces fresh allegation: Dog probed

Blunkett faces fresh allegation: Dog probed

London - Embattled Home Secretary David 'see no evil' Blunkett today did not vehemently deny rumours that he fast-tracked a veterinary appointment for his guide dog Lucky. The allegation was made by a random passer-by in an amazing outburst o...

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Funny story: ENRON: Queen plans Guy Fawkes surprise for Blairs

ENRON: Queen plans Guy Fawkes surprise for Blairs

Buckingham Palace, London - (Rioters) Sources close to the HM The Queen today confirmed that Her Majesty is planning a Bonfire Night special treat for Prime Minister Tony Blair and his wife Cherry Bush, in a fitting tribute to whatever the outcome o...

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Funny story: James Bond Auditions Footballers

James Bond Auditions Footballers

James Bond's next adventure has been delayed by the search for an actor to play Bond. In light of the difficulties in casting 007, the Producers recently decided to have a look at English footballers. Auditions were held in London and casting dir...

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Funny story: London Grand Prix 2005

London Grand Prix 2005

With the demise of the Silverstone Grand Prix and the fear that Britain was losing it's Formula 1 race, we are thrilled to be able to cross to Sky's correspondent John James for a report on today's inaugeral London Grand Prix.

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Funny story: Brinks Mat bullion in Broadwater Farm garden?

Brinks Mat bullion in Broadwater Farm garden?

London, Wednesday (Rioters) - Police acting on "first rate intelligence" have begun excavating a back garden on the notorious Broadwater Farm estate in Tottenham, North London where Gary Linneker and Ken Noye are believed to have buried mo...

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Funny story: Muslim Terror Can This Go On?

Muslim Terror Can This Go On?

Ishmael and Alia Kahn celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary, purchased a weekend package at a top London Hotel. It was their way of reaffirming their vows, as well as getting away from the hustle and bustle of modern day Saudia Arabia. It was al...

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Funny story: Cat Dies as Baggage Handlers Strike

Cat Dies as Baggage Handlers Strike

LONDON. Over 600 baggage handlers and maintenance staff went on strike at Gatwick Airport.

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