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Funny story: Paris, Lindsay, Britney Move Over - The Beckhams Have Arrived!

Paris, Lindsay, Britney Move Over - The Beckhams Have Arrived!

Los Angeles, Calif. Since their arrival, David and Posh Victoria Beckham have captured the media's attention in a big way. I'd be willing to speculate that the, usual paparazzi magnets can't find a flash bulb to save their lives in the p...

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Funny story: John Smeaton: A New Hero - Lindsay Lohan the Prize?

John Smeaton: A New Hero - Lindsay Lohan the Prize?

The War on Terror has a new hero, and his name is John Smeaton. Smeaton catapulted himself to international status with one swift kick in late June.

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Funny story: Hilton, Lohan, Spears, Duff star in Where The Boys Are remake

Hilton, Lohan, Spears, Duff star in Where The Boys Are remake

HOLLYWOOD (EXCLUSIVE) -- Sleepworks SKG may produce a 21st century remake of "Where The Boys Are" (working title: Left Tit Showing) summer 2008. The movie is set to star Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Hilary Duff, an indus...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Voluntarily Extends Rehab Time

Lindsay Lohan Voluntarily Extends Rehab Time

Lindsay Lohan voluntarily extended her time in a Los Angeles area rehab center. The starlet is receiving treatment due to her drunk driving accidents and party girl lifestyle. Lohan's parents have also been in the news recently over a much disput...

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Funny story: Divorce of Lindsay Lohan Parents Gets Bitter

Divorce of Lindsay Lohan Parents Gets Bitter

The divorce of the parents of Lindsay Lohan has gotten even more vidictive and bitter. When both parents found out that they could not get custody of their daughter (and control of her bank account) due to her being over 18 years old, they each trie...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, Partners in Nicole Richie's Driving School

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, Partners in Nicole Richie's Driving School

Nicole Richie opened a driving school in response to driving north in the south bound traffic lanes of a Los Angeles freeway a few moths ago. Ms Richie had a rathe...

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Funny story: Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan comment on Paris Hilton's Childish Behavior

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan comment on Paris Hilton's Childish Behavior

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan commented on Paris Hilton's spoiled behavior. Paris Hilton was kicking and screaming, basically throwing a temper tantrum because she was having to go back to jail rather than s...

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Funny story: Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, Feircely Jealous Over Paris Hilton Coverage.

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, Feircely Jealous Over Paris Hilton Coverage.

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are fuming mad over all the press and worldwide media attention Paris Hilton's court appearances and subsequent incarceration have garnered.

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Funny story: Tell-All 3-way cell phone call reveals all: Paris Hilton's illness, reason for early release

Tell-All 3-way cell phone call reveals all: Paris Hilton's illness, reason for early release

Hollywood, California - The following is a transcript of a 3-way cellular telephone conversation that took place between Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan from 13:00 hours on June 6, to 23:00 hours on June 7, 2007.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Career Takes a Curve

Lindsay Lohan Career Takes a Curve

A spokesman for Lindsay Lohan has announced today that she will begin a new career after leaving rehab. Lindsay entered rehab after an auto accident lead to her arrest.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Throwing Frisbees at the Sun

Lindsay Lohan Throwing Frisbees at the Sun

Los Angeles - Lindsay Lohan, the cute young thing that sings and acts, was spotted yesterday throwing Frisbees at the sun. Other celebrities spotted included Tommy Lee and David Hasselhoff, engaged in activities of slightly lesser importance.

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Funny story: Lohan Wows Red Carpet at Premier

Lohan Wows Red Carpet at Premier

Lindsay Lohan looked positively Emo in a throwback Marine uniform as she stepped onto the red carpet for the premier of her latest movie: "Sobriety".

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: Innocent

Lindsay Lohan: Innocent

Beverly Hills police confirmed today that Lindsay Lohan is innocent in the DWI and drug case that hit the news a few days ago. Chief David "Davy" Snowden confirmed that the woman seen in videos was actually an FBI agent pos...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan pleads no contest; will accept anal bleaching, community service

Lindsay Lohan pleads no contest; will accept anal bleaching, community service

Hollywood (Spoof News) Lindsay Lohan has decided to take the advice of both her publicist and her attorney, and to plead no contest to the charges of driving under the influence and leaving the scene of a crime. Lohan also spoke wi...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's DUI / Cocaine charges Confirm Disturbing Trend

Lindsay Lohan's DUI / Cocaine charges Confirm Disturbing Trend

Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and cocaine possession at a Los Angeles hospital early yesterday morning. Lohan was driving with two companions through Beverly Hills when she lost control of her Mercedes, striki...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrested Naked, DUI, Possession, Victim In Critical Condition

Lindsay Lohan Arrested Naked, DUI, Possession, Victim In Critical Condition

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (API) -- Actress Lindsay Lohan, 20, was arrested Saturday after she lost control of her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible she was driving and struck a curb. After receiving a 911...

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