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Funny story: Senator John McCain denies inserting penis in woman's vagina

Senator John McCain denies inserting penis in woman's vagina

At a press conference this afternoon, Presidential hopeful Senator John McCain categorically denied inserting his penis in lobbyist Vicki Iseman's vagina.

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Funny story: NY Times Admits Endorsing McCain to Help Magnify Scandal Story After He Became Nominee

NY Times Admits Endorsing McCain to Help Magnify Scandal Story After He Became Nominee

Editor of The NY Times admitted today that they knew about the McCain scandal story many months before they endorsed him for Republican Presidential Candidate. But, they figured, once he became the party's sure nominee, the story would have much...

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Funny story: McCain Makes VP Pick: Jessica Simpson

McCain Makes VP Pick: Jessica Simpson

In a bold and surprising move, presidential candidate John McCain announced today that actress Jessica Simpson has agreed to be his running mate on the Republican presidential ticket. McCain was unusually candid with reporters about his stunning deci...

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Funny story: McCain denies affair with lobbyist Abramoff

McCain denies affair with lobbyist Abramoff

Washington AC/DC - (Bad Ass Mess): GOP presidential topdog John McCain has said he is being smeared with accusations that he screwed over jailed corrupt AC/DC lobbyist Jack Abramoff.

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Funny story: John McCain Denies Banging "Lobbyist Friend"

John McCain Denies Banging "Lobbyist Friend"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Presidential candidate Senator John McCain has denied being sexually involved with his intimate female "lobbyist friend" despite reports in The New York Times and Washington Post about their longtime relationship.

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Funny story: McCain rejects Abba's greatest hit as theme song

McCain rejects Abba's greatest hit as theme song

Senator John McCain has rejected a plan to use Abba's 1977 hit "Take a Chance on Me" as the theme song for his presidential campaign, citing licensing difficulties.

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Funny story: McCain Pledges More War

McCain Pledges More War

Columbus, Ohio - Republican John McCain, the self-proclaimed "pro-war" candidate, issued a press release today entitled: "My 10-point Plan for Keeping America in Continuous Conflict." Insisting that he's never met a war he did...

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Funny story: John McCain Chooses Reagan's Former Co-Star "Bonzo" as Running Mate

John McCain Chooses Reagan's Former Co-Star "Bonzo" as Running Mate

Washington Zoo - To appease the conservative right in the Republican Party, John McCain has chosen someone even the Gipper himself would have to approve of, Bonzo. In reality Bonzo is the great grandson of the original Bonzo who appeared in movies wi...

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Funny story: John McCain names Senator Donie Cassidy as Vice President. Jeb Bush inconsolable.

John McCain names Senator Donie Cassidy as Vice President. Jeb Bush inconsolable.

The Republican party presidential hopeful John McCain has stunned the American electorate by formally nominating Irish Fianna Fail Senator Donie Cassidy as his VP.

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Funny story: John McCain Picks Larry Craig for VP

John McCain Picks Larry Craig for VP

Augusta, Maine (IPP) - John McCain has picked gay Congressman Larry Craig to be his running mate. Larry Craig was arrested a few months ago for soliciting another man for prostitution in a public restroom. John McCain's second choice is former...

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Funny story: Bush Calls McCain a "true Loony Tunes Liberal Neoconservative"

Bush Calls McCain a "true Loony Tunes Liberal Neoconservative"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- John McCain is a "true loony-tunes liberal neoconservative" President Bush says, revealing the confusion and divisions in Republican ranks towards the presidential nominee.

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Funny story: White House 2008 hearts 'n' minds: McCain warned of impending fatal coronary

White House 2008 hearts 'n' minds: McCain warned of impending fatal coronary

Washington DC - (Cardiac Mess): GOP wannabe presidential nominee John McCain is heading for an imminent fatal coronary according to astrological analysis from the World Wiccan Council AGM at the Du Pont Circle HQ this weekend.

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Funny story: Limbaugh Lines Up Against McCain

Limbaugh Lines Up Against McCain

Rehab, NC: Rightwing radio host Rush Limbaugh announced his support for Democratic candidates Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama today, denouncing fellow Republican John McCain as "too liberal".

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Funny story: John McCain Converts to Scientology

John McCain Converts to Scientology

Republican presidential hopeful John McCain announced today that he has converted to Scientology.

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Funny story: Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana

Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana

President Nixon said "Sock it to me" on Laugh In. President Clinton played the saxophone on the Tonight Show for Jay Leno. Now, Presidential Candidate Ron Paul will guest star on the Disney Channel tween hit show Hannah Montana.

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Funny story: CPUSA Endorses McCain!

CPUSA Endorses McCain!

Confirming the fears of Republicans everywhere, the Communist Party of the USA has endorsed Senator McCain for president.

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Funny story: McCain to Take the Campaign to Guantanamo!

McCain to Take the Campaign to Guantanamo!

Arizona Senator, John "POW" McCain has announced that he will be campaigning in US Prison camp Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

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