At a press conference this afternoon, Presidential hopeful Senator John McCain categorically denied inserting his penis in lobbyist Vicki Iseman's vagina.
Editor of The NY Times admitted today that they knew about the McCain scandal story many months before they endorsed him for Republican Presidential Candidate. But, they figured, once he became the party's sure nominee, the story would have much...
In a bold and surprising move, presidential candidate John McCain announced today that actress Jessica Simpson has agreed to be his running mate on the Republican presidential ticket. McCain was unusually candid with reporters about his stunning deci...
Washington AC/DC - (Bad Ass Mess): GOP presidential topdog John McCain has said he is being smeared with accusations that he screwed over jailed corrupt AC/DC lobbyist Jack Abramoff.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Presidential candidate Senator John McCain has denied being sexually involved with his intimate female "lobbyist friend" despite reports in The New York Times and Washington Post about their longtime relationship.
Senator John McCain has rejected a plan to use Abba's 1977 hit "Take a Chance on Me" as the theme song for his presidential campaign, citing licensing difficulties.
Columbus, Ohio - Republican John McCain, the self-proclaimed "pro-war" candidate, issued a press release today entitled: "My 10-point Plan for Keeping America in Continuous Conflict." Insisting that he's never met a war he did...
Washington Zoo - To appease the conservative right in the Republican Party, John McCain has chosen someone even the Gipper himself would have to approve of, Bonzo. In reality Bonzo is the great grandson of the original Bonzo who appeared in movies wi...
The Republican party presidential hopeful John McCain has stunned the American electorate by formally nominating Irish Fianna Fail Senator Donie Cassidy as his VP.
Augusta, Maine (IPP) - John McCain has picked gay Congressman Larry Craig to be his running mate. Larry Craig was arrested a few months ago for soliciting another man for prostitution in a public restroom. John McCain's second choice is former...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- John McCain is a "true loony-tunes liberal neoconservative" President Bush says, revealing the confusion and divisions in Republican ranks towards the presidential nominee.
Washington DC - (Cardiac Mess): GOP wannabe presidential nominee John McCain is heading for an imminent fatal coronary according to astrological analysis from the World Wiccan Council AGM at the Du Pont Circle HQ this weekend.
Rehab, NC: Rightwing radio host Rush Limbaugh announced his support for Democratic candidates Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama today, denouncing fellow Republican John McCain as "too liberal".
Republican presidential hopeful John McCain announced today that he has converted to Scientology.
President Nixon said "Sock it to me" on Laugh In. President Clinton played the saxophone on the Tonight Show for Jay Leno. Now, Presidential Candidate Ron Paul will guest star on the Disney Channel tween hit show Hannah Montana.
Confirming the fears of Republicans everywhere, the Communist Party of the USA has endorsed Senator McCain for president.
Arizona Senator, John "POW" McCain has announced that he will be campaigning in US Prison camp Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
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