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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's Israel schedule today

Hillary Clinton's Israel schedule today

0800 Arrive at Jerusalem, dodging sniper bullets from Hamas gunmen. Bravely visit the Wailing Wall under armed Israeli escort, who shoot dead two unarmed Palestinian youths there for 'being unarmed, unemployed, and hungry in their own country'. 0900 Visit the Bank of Tel-Aviv and gift it $30 million, 'As an early Christmas present, I know how important Christmas is here for you guys. And...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Delighted To Hear Netanyahu Offer Aid To Palestinians

Hillary Clinton Delighted To Hear Netanyahu Offer Aid To Palestinians

US Secretary Of State, Hillary Clinton was on the point of euphoria today after revealing that she believed she had finally resolved the Middle East conflict over disputed territorial rights between Israeli settlers and Palestinian militants. "I t...

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Funny story: 'The Night of Hillary Clinton, the Vampire of Transylvania Avenue', by J.K. Lurking

'The Night of Hillary Clinton, the Vampire of Transylvania Avenue', by J.K. Lurking

As the sun set on Transylvania Avenue in the ancient European city of Washingtonja, people rushed home after their day of working in the fields, such was their dread of being outdoors after dark in that part of the world, but one pretty girl named Monica stayed out in the fields, singing a song quietly to herself. 'Whistle while you work, Billie is a twerp, my blue dress is, in a big mess, can't w...

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Funny story: US in new push to end Mid-East peace

US in new push to end Mid-East peace

US Secretary of Hypocrisy Hillary Clinton is in the Middle East for talks aiming at blocking the peace process. She ignored Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, as Palestinians have no rich bank-owning relations in America, but headed to Jerusalem...

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Funny story: Investigation Reveals $700M Iraq Embassy 'Unfit for Habitation'!

Investigation Reveals $700M Iraq Embassy 'Unfit for Habitation'!

Just 9 short months after taking possession of the world's largest and most costly embassy, US investigators have found it will take over $130M to fix the mess! Covering over 100 acres and more than 21 buildings meant to house over 1,000 State Dep...

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Funny story: "FARC off!" Unionists tell Vince Foster's widow

"FARC off!" Unionists tell Vince Foster's widow

Shergar, Co Louse - (Bloody Sundae): Ulster Unionists were having none of it as Secretary of State Hillary Clinton "ducked bullets and mortar fire" to grandstand in front of the IRA at Stormont today. The former Little Rock bagwoman for Fuerzas Ar...

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Funny story: Hillary shot at by snipers again in Belfast

Hillary shot at by snipers again in Belfast

Just as US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton had landed at Belfast International Airport today, it was reported that she had come under fire from Loyalist gunmen. 'Man, it was scarey!', she said, from the famous Delusions Hotel, 'bullets were fly...

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Funny story: Obama Taps Biden and Hilary to "Straighten out Afghan Mess!"

Obama Taps Biden and Hilary to "Straighten out Afghan Mess!"

Washington,DC/ Pentagon Update on Leaking Military News - President Obama, no longer thought of as having a decisive intellectual mind, has yet again prolonged making a military decision on Pentagon experts calling for increased US troops on the gro...

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Funny story: Hillary Angered Over Lewd Gestures Towards Top-Secret Spy Satellite

Hillary Angered Over Lewd Gestures Towards Top-Secret Spy Satellite

During a press conference Monday, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton admitted that the United States has concrete proof of where Osama might be hiding if the stupid Iraqis, Turds...Kurds and Taliban quit spotting our top secret detailed satellite sho...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Use Serena Williams Diplomacy

Hillary Clinton To Use Serena Williams Diplomacy

A new chapter in U.S. diplomacy will be introduced when the Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, adopts tennis star Serena Williams' form of debate. Threatening to shove a tennis ball down a linesman's throat, Ms. Williams opened a new form of green...

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Funny story: Hillary Defends Joe 'You Lie' Wilson over Barack Obama attack

Hillary Defends Joe 'You Lie' Wilson over Barack Obama attack

Hillary Clinton last night spoke out in defence of Congressman Joe Wilson's claim that Barrack Obama was lying. The Secretary For State had been keeping schtum to see how it would play, but couldn't hold it any longer. She said, "Poor old Joe's...

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Funny story: Clinton Starts Retail Chain

Clinton Starts Retail Chain

To aid the depressed American economy,ex president Bill Clinton has opened a whorehouse in his hometown, Cokum, Louisianna.Bill's publicity director, Pope John, made the announcement last Friday at the Vatican. "We'll call the bar Pussy Anonymous...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Signs On To Promote Ramadan: "I Lost 65 lbs in September!"

Hillary Clinton Signs On To Promote Ramadan: "I Lost 65 lbs in September!"

Washington, DC/ Weight Watchers News Blob(sic) - Holy Shrinking Heinie! Madison Avenue Advertising King, Festus McCrony, announced today the star crossed signing of the walking billboard, Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, to be their 'anchor' in...

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Funny story: Never-ending Whitewater cover-up behind Blackwater psych-ops

Never-ending Whitewater cover-up behind Blackwater psych-ops

Little Cock, Arkansas (Ass Mess): She's not Hillary Clinton she's Susan Foster, first ex-wife of Whitewater land deal fiasco stooge Vince Foster, the 'suicided' ex-Rose Law firm associate whose short-straw karma was to be married to a Hillary Rodham...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Outburst Not Silent, But Deadly

Hillary Clinton Outburst Not Silent, But Deadly

Hillary Clinton cleared the room after ripping off a chord on the butt tuba during a question and answer session in the Congo. The toxic release apparently occurred after a Congolese student was misinterpreted as asking what her husband, Bill, though...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton falls in Africa but nobody hears her crash

Hillary Clinton falls in Africa but nobody hears her crash

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has become the least relevant cabinet member since --well, since -- in US history. Nobody cares one whit what she says or does. Obama conducts his own foreign policy without seeking her input. Her husband, fo...

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Funny story: Hilary Clinton "Blows" her top after being asked about Bill's opinion on "Blow Jobs"!

Hilary Clinton "Blows" her top after being asked about Bill's opinion on "Blow Jobs"!

Hilary Clinton, whilst visiting African states lost her cool and gave a massive "Blow away Job" to students at a press conference after they insultingly asked Hilary what does Bill think about "Blow Jobs"! Hilary counter-attacked the students and...

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