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Funny story: Italians React to Amanda Knox Apologists, Pledge to Reopen Hearings into "American Justice!"

Italians React to Amanda Knox Apologists, Pledge to Reopen Hearings into "American Justice!"

Italian cocksman and media mogul Silvio Berlusconi, enraged at U.S. politicians and some media broadcasters calling the Knox Murder Trial 'flawed', vowed to reopen troubling investigations involving American Justice. According to Italian Minister...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods and Chelsea Clinton? Monica Lewinsky offered $10 million for story

Tiger Woods and Chelsea Clinton? Monica Lewinsky offered $10 million for story

Washington AC/DC - (Trailer Trash): Did a Monica Lewinsky blowjob gag George Tenet's 'Tiger Woods/under age Chelsea Clinton back-of-the-presidential-limo shag' CIA probe? "That's not all that's gagged," latest Tiger Woods squeeze and Capitol Hill...

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Funny story: Fiance Of Chelsea Clinton Announces He Only Did It For the Dowry

Fiance Of Chelsea Clinton Announces He Only Did It For the Dowry

Marc Mezvinsky, newly announced fiance of Chelsea Clinton, confirmed rumors today that he is only marrying her for the dowry. Chelsea, the daughter of former United States President Bill Clinton and current Secretary of State Hilary Clinton, is 29 y...

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Funny story: Did John Edward's Mistress, Rielle Hunter, Elect The Winner Of 2008 Presidendial Election?

Did John Edward's Mistress, Rielle Hunter, Elect The Winner Of 2008 Presidendial Election?

Press releases from the new book, "The Audacity To Win", claims that John Edwards offered a deal to Barack Obama to deliver southern white voters to Obama and then offered the same deal to Hillary Clinton, if either would name him as their VP candida...

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Funny story: UK Woman with Persistant Sexual Arousal Syndrome Hired as Cigar Humidor at Clinton Presidential Library!

UK Woman with Persistant Sexual Arousal Syndrome Hired as Cigar Humidor at Clinton Presidential Library!

A formerly obscure, but wildly popular UK woman in her village of Dudley for her propensity to have over 300 orgasms a day, was taken off the dole and offered a prestigious job in the US as a Humidor for former President Bill Clinton's priceless ciga...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood gong upgrade amid Angelina Jolie paternity reports

Clint Eastwood gong upgrade amid Angelina Jolie paternity reports

Paris - (Gonads): Clint Eastwood's Legion d'Horreur medal has gone up two notches. The upgrade from President Sarkozy this weekend recognises 'ze testicular strain of fazering Angelina Jolie' ... and 'gagging' (at) the evidence. "Ow you do it...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's Israel schedule today

Hillary Clinton's Israel schedule today

0800 Arrive at Jerusalem, dodging sniper bullets from Hamas gunmen. Bravely visit the Wailing Wall under armed Israeli escort, who shoot dead two unarmed Palestinian youths there for 'being unarmed, unemployed, and hungry in their own country'. 0900 Visit the Bank of Tel-Aviv and gift it $30 million, 'As an early Christmas present, I know how important Christmas is here for you guys. And...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Delighted To Hear Netanyahu Offer Aid To Palestinians

Hillary Clinton Delighted To Hear Netanyahu Offer Aid To Palestinians

US Secretary Of State, Hillary Clinton was on the point of euphoria today after revealing that she believed she had finally resolved the Middle East conflict over disputed territorial rights between Israeli settlers and Palestinian militants. "I t...

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Funny story: 'The Night of Hillary Clinton, the Vampire of Transylvania Avenue', by J.K. Lurking

'The Night of Hillary Clinton, the Vampire of Transylvania Avenue', by J.K. Lurking

As the sun set on Transylvania Avenue in the ancient European city of Washingtonja, people rushed home after their day of working in the fields, such was their dread of being outdoors after dark in that part of the world, but one pretty girl named Monica stayed out in the fields, singing a song quietly to herself. 'Whistle while you work, Billie is a twerp, my blue dress is, in a big mess, can't w...

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Funny story: US in new push to end Mid-East peace

US in new push to end Mid-East peace

US Secretary of Hypocrisy Hillary Clinton is in the Middle East for talks aiming at blocking the peace process. She ignored Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, as Palestinians have no rich bank-owning relations in America, but headed to Jerusalem...

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Funny story: Investigation Reveals $700M Iraq Embassy 'Unfit for Habitation'!

Investigation Reveals $700M Iraq Embassy 'Unfit for Habitation'!

Just 9 short months after taking possession of the world's largest and most costly embassy, US investigators have found it will take over $130M to fix the mess! Covering over 100 acres and more than 21 buildings meant to house over 1,000 State Dep...

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Funny story: "FARC off!" Unionists tell Vince Foster's widow

"FARC off!" Unionists tell Vince Foster's widow

Shergar, Co Louse - (Bloody Sundae): Ulster Unionists were having none of it as Secretary of State Hillary Clinton "ducked bullets and mortar fire" to grandstand in front of the IRA at Stormont today. The former Little Rock bagwoman for Fuerzas Ar...

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Funny story: Hillary shot at by snipers again in Belfast

Hillary shot at by snipers again in Belfast

Just as US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton had landed at Belfast International Airport today, it was reported that she had come under fire from Loyalist gunmen. 'Man, it was scarey!', she said, from the famous Delusions Hotel, 'bullets were fly...

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Funny story: Obama Taps Biden and Hilary to "Straighten out Afghan Mess!"

Obama Taps Biden and Hilary to "Straighten out Afghan Mess!"

Washington,DC/ Pentagon Update on Leaking Military News - President Obama, no longer thought of as having a decisive intellectual mind, has yet again prolonged making a military decision on Pentagon experts calling for increased US troops on the gro...

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Funny story: Hillary Angered Over Lewd Gestures Towards Top-Secret Spy Satellite

Hillary Angered Over Lewd Gestures Towards Top-Secret Spy Satellite

During a press conference Monday, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton admitted that the United States has concrete proof of where Osama might be hiding if the stupid Iraqis, Turds...Kurds and Taliban quit spotting our top secret detailed satellite sho...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To Use Serena Williams Diplomacy

Hillary Clinton To Use Serena Williams Diplomacy

A new chapter in U.S. diplomacy will be introduced when the Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, adopts tennis star Serena Williams' form of debate. Threatening to shove a tennis ball down a linesman's throat, Ms. Williams opened a new form of green...

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Funny story: Hillary Defends Joe 'You Lie' Wilson over Barack Obama attack

Hillary Defends Joe 'You Lie' Wilson over Barack Obama attack

Hillary Clinton last night spoke out in defence of Congressman Joe Wilson's claim that Barrack Obama was lying. The Secretary For State had been keeping schtum to see how it would play, but couldn't hold it any longer. She said, "Poor old Joe's...

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