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Funny story: Man Unsure What Pillocks to Watch Debating

Man Unsure What Pillocks to Watch Debating

A man from somewhere was this morning weighing up the possibility of watching one of two vitally important and serious debates scheduled for our beloved televisual delights tonight. One of these debates centres around the impending cataclysmic or...

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Funny story: Billy Crystal to be named new Palace Manager

Billy Crystal to be named new Palace Manager

Legendary American funnyman actor Billy Crystal is sensationally set to become the new boss of Premier League club Crystal Palace. It is believed the club wish to retain the recent tradition of loose symmetry between managers name and the club nam...

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Funny story: David Moyes Man United timeline - What went wrong?

David Moyes Man United timeline - What went wrong?

One year on and we take a look back at David Moyes time as manager of Manchester United July 1st - Fails to recognise Wayne Rooney on first day at job. Despite managing him at Everton. Rooney never properly forgives him. July 18th - Moyes sugge...

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Funny story: Manchester United: New Season, New Challenges

Manchester United: New Season, New Challenges

Everyone is waiting to see how Man Utd perform this season under new management following last seasons horrific performances. What will be his new line up? Who else will he buy? And the most important of all questions surrounding this mammoth club...

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Funny story: Inner Circle Football Betting Made A Crime

Inner Circle Football Betting Made A Crime

Football players and coaches are furious about new legislation that prevents them from betting on any football related activity, with one player already stating, "if only we had friends to pass our inside knowledge onto." With footballers and coac...

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Funny story: Leeds United Formation and Transfer Issues

Leeds United Formation and Transfer Issues

The transfer situation at Leeds United has "gone into meltdown" as Dave Hockaday has admitted that "all the good players we (Leeds) want to sign won't be able to adapt to the amazing diamond formation the club now plays better than who we've got."...

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Funny story: Illegal Immigrants Admit They Came to U.S. for Glenn Beck's Free Soccer Balls

Illegal Immigrants Admit They Came to U.S. for Glenn Beck's Free Soccer Balls

McAllen, TX - A Honduran woman accidentally let the cat out of the bag yesterday when she unwittingly explained to a reporter the real reason she and tens of thousands of her fellow Latin American citizens travelled thousands of miles was for the...

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Funny story: Leeds United to become 'dirty' once more

Leeds United to become 'dirty' once more

After the Leeds United squad collectively refused to move to live in the city a few days ago, the controversy has continued at Elland Road as Swiss International defender, Jonathan Rossini, had his loan deal terminated due to having a "poor attitude"...

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Funny story: Man Utd coach Van Gaal kills Ryan Giggs with his bare hands to assert dominance over squad

Man Utd coach Van Gaal kills Ryan Giggs with his bare hands to assert dominance over squad

It was supposed to be a milestone day for Football club Manchester United. With Dutch manager Louis Van Gaal returning from the World Cup to be presented to the United squad. However the day took an unusual turn when during a meeting with the player...

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Funny story: Drunken Germans Celebrate World Cup Win By Invading Poland

Drunken Germans Celebrate World Cup Win By Invading Poland

HOFBRAUHAUS, MUNICH -- Germany continued its World Cup championship celebration Monday, as its highly intoxicated and blindly aggressive government ordered troops to invade Poland. "After a few dozen steins of Augustiner Maximator, we got a little...

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Funny story: Duncan Disorderly - Physio Sangster's Antics Astound

Duncan Disorderly - Physio Sangster's Antics Astound

He put his left leg in, his left leg out, in out, in out and shaked it all about. Before the coach driver told him "You're not getting on my ruddy coach in that condition." This was not the first time that unconventional Forfar Athletic physio D...

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Funny story: Uddersfield Town

Uddersfield Town

Huddersfield Town chairman Dean Hoyle has come up with a controversial plan to keep the grass nice and short during the summer months: he's let two cows lose on the pitch. He justified his bizarre decision by saying "It makes sense; cows naturally ke...

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Funny story: Is this the end of the FIFA World Cup?

Is this the end of the FIFA World Cup?

If you're a fan of soccer--and I refer particularly to the FIFA World Cup--you'd better make the most of it while it's still around. If things go as planned, the 2018 and the 2022 FIFA World Cup championships will be the last ones to be played. After...

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Funny story: Historic match-fix plot at World Cup Final

Historic match-fix plot at World Cup Final

Details are emerging of match-fixing on all sides in preparation for today's World Cup final in Brazil. The entire World Cup is now thought to be an elaborate propaganda stunt, promoted by a resurgent Angela Merkel to assure the German people of the...

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Funny story: Pope Blessing of Eternal Life for Soccer Players

Pope Blessing of Eternal Life for Soccer Players

Pope Francis has announced that the Vatican will become a major sponsor of sporting events such as the FIFA World Cup and the Olympics, and called on churches around the world to get more involved in sporting events in their communities. In conti...

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Funny story: Leeds Players Refuse To Move To Leeds

Leeds Players Refuse To Move To Leeds

The entire Leeds United Squad has been transfer listed after they collectively refused to follow new owner Massimo Cellino's request of moving to Leeds. The plan was for the players to become a close-knit squad, capable of obtaining an ever elusiv...

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Funny story: Goal compare! Find the Football Team That's Best For You

Goal compare! Find the Football Team That's Best For You

Uncertain which football club to support? Then the latest website Comparetheclub.web could be for you. Simply tick a few boxes and it will tell you which team is best for you to support. The site asks many diverse questions such as how important are...

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