SAN DIEGO - The owner of the San Diego Charges, Adam Lambert, has reportedly decided to sell the Southern California NFL team which he purchased seven months ago. Lambert confided to his good friend and fellow handball player Ryan Seacrest that h...
Cincinnati Bengals wide-receiver Chad Ochocinco (whose last name used to be Johnson) has stated he will change is name again to Chad NumeroUno despite what NFL commission Roger Goodell has to say about it. "He can't stop me," Ochocinco said. "He c...
Ray Guy was the punter for the Oakland Raiders in the 70's and 80's. He holds several NFL records and is generally considered the greatest punter of all time (he was selected in the position to the NFL 75th Anniversary team and all time team of the...
On the day after the BCS Title Game, Southern Cal head coach Pete Carroll announced that he is resigning his position to take the same job with the Seattle Seahawks of the NFL. The USC coach has been to BCS games seven of the previous eight seasons...
The Indianapolis Colts have decided to rest all of their starting players in the playoffs until the team reaches the Super Bowl. A spokesman said that "people like Peyton Manning are just too important to risk in playoff games or conference cham...
Mike Shanahan was announced this morning as the new head coach of the Washington Redskins. The team, which has had 119 head coaches under owner Dan Snyder, announced that Shanahan would begin work immediately to rebuild the former once proud dynasty...
A Texas University announced the firing of head football coach Mike Leach. Leach was under investigation for placing a player with a concussion in a small room for three hours on two different occasions (trainers were with the player the entire time...
Aaron Rodgers of the Green Bay Packers and Brett Favre of the Minnesota Vikings were both named as quarterbacks for the NFC roster in the Pro Bowl Game. The Pro Bowl is an all star game for the NFL players and traditionally takes place in Hawaii the...
Controversy again surrounded the NFC East champions today when news broke of a new scandal concerning one of its cheerleaders, Lucy Fark, who has admitted having 'sexual relations' with her boyfriend. Fark, 15, has admitted to friends that she enj...
Miami - NFL commissioner Roger Goodell stunned football fans by announcing that tailgate parties will be banned at the 2010 Super bowl XLIV at Dolphin Stadium in Miami due to Al Quada planting grenades disguised as Budweiser pull-top cans at beer dis...
(Defecated News) Having deliberated over the last two years, IOC chiefs have rejected the USA's request to consider American 'Football' as a sport worthy of being in the Olympics. Sergio Buttokini, President of the IOC summarised the findings in...
A college football running back Ryan is in both 3rd and 4th place on this year's statistics for rushing yards by a running back. The football player has sued to have his statistics combined and make him the number one rusher in the nation. "No on...
Before this weekend's SEC and Big 12 championship games even kicked off, the BCS has already announced the teams for the national championship game. Spokesmen for the groud admitted that the organization really stands for "Big Corporate Sponsorship"...
For the past seven years, Joe Paterno (head coach at Penn State) and Bobby Bowden (head coach at Florida State) have gone back and forth as the all time winningest Division One College Football Coach. Paterno currently leads Bowden by a few games.
Notre Dame, the home of the Golden Dome, the Fighting Irish, and Touchdown Jesus has hired a new football coach. The football program, famous for Knute Rockne, The Gipper, and The Four Horsemen, recently fired Charlie Weis after he led the team to a...
CHICAGO - The highly reputable celebrity magazine Celluloid Folks has just announced that their annual Biggest Loser of The Year Award For 2009 has gone to Kanye West and Chris Brown. The magazine's editor Livvi Livitsanou, 31, said that the magaz...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson, the ex-girlfriend of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, has told her next door neighbor Truman Rasmussen that she is taking credit for the Cowboys victory over the Oakland Raiders 24-7. "Tits" as Rasmussen aff...
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