My days with Pat usually start at around 4pm, when he wakes me with half a pint of milk and a Kipper. I don't like Milk, or Kippers, but I am a Cat and can't communicate my dislike of this food to the fool.
All I know is what I read on the Internet or the Variety news rag! Well, it looks like the Hollywood writers strike may become a reality. However, you will have to keep your ear to the ground, because you won't see it in writing. Seems Hollywood writers are upset by the recent revenues created by DVD's and Internet distribution (New Media).
Hemit, California - Touted as well researched for several years before investing its first chain of grocery stores in the U.S., Tesco's "Fresh & Easy" opened its doors today to a block buster line of single man responding to the grand o...
A Scottish sheriff court has found Scots wife Jill Martin guilty of serving her husband an Indian meal composed of excrement. But instead of sending the evil harpy to gaol, a silly female Scotch judge admonished or released her.
Cloverdale, Michigan - Charlie Rome, an obese Michigan man, was seen transporting a large volume of food across a busy Cloverdale street last week. It was unclear why the corpulent Mr. Rome would require additional food, since his bloated body alread...
SALT LAKE CITY, UT -- It seemed like just another typical evening at the Chuck-A-Rama buffet on South State Street. Diners and employees alike had no idea about the magnitude of the carnage about to take place.
27-year-old Stephanie McLamb won top honors today as being North Carolina's watermelon queen in front of a full house. McLamb beat out a field of a dozen other competitors to win the popular title.
A landmark study by the Association of National Medical Doctors, in conjunction with the the medical journal "The Syringe," says grape eaters face a higher risk of death.
Chickens being transported across Scotland to their deaths, have forced a lorry driver to crash his vehicle on the A80 near Stirling.
Its being hailed as the most dangerous 'fad' diet since eating windows but Hollywood's A-list are all looking for a 'slice' of the action. Home amputation is now the fastest growing way to lose a stone. 'Alleged' comedy ac...
Drool lipped mockney foodster Jamie Oliver is currently under observation in Camden Holistic Hospital today after suffering third degree burns to his boat race (face). Oliver (19) was rushed, in a carbon neutral rickshaw ambulance, to the hospital wh...
NEWARK, NJ -- Focus Restaurant Concepts are teaming with the high-powered investment group Franks, Wesley and Thompson to open what the Trenton-based restaurant group hopes will be the next hot trend in chain restaurants; Canadian Cuisine.
I'll bet you grew up being told to 'eat your vegetables ... they'll help you grow." Well, forget that advice. Beelzebub has come out with the newest diet information available. In order to make it in New Hell (as Earth is now known), one will have to give up eating food because he is adding the vaginal fluids of his string of ancient concubines to all foodstuffs and water ... forget about it. He's...
After a damming report, by boffins at Southampton University, which stated that a mixture of commonly used food colourings could cause hyperactivity in children, drug users have cleared supermarket shelves of all leading confectionery products.
Rome, Italy - As word of the planned boycott of pasta, because the rising cost of the county's food staple spreads throughout the country, so does widespread panic. It is rumored that the Pope has already left the country advising priest and nuns...
Police today arrested a nineteen year old flapjack in Reading for incitement of racial hatred. The flapjack was found by Terror police lying in the shape of a swastika on a pavement.
New York, New York - The latest to jump on the treadmill of dieting books that Americans just cannot seem to get enough of these days, J.K. Rowling has surprised everyone with her recent announcement that she has sent her latest completed literary wo...
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