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Funny story: Bush Gets Burned Freebasing

Bush Gets Burned Freebasing

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - President George W. Bush, while trying to freebase cocaine, set the desk he was using on fire and burned his tie off.

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Funny story: George Michael Admits Drug Addiction in Shock Statement

George Michael Admits Drug Addiction in Shock Statement

In a headline grabbing admission singer George Michael had admitted he is addicted to prescription drugs to the 2% of the worlds population who hadn't already guessed.

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Funny story: Huffing Gasoline - New Drug of Choice for the Wealthy

Huffing Gasoline - New Drug of Choice for the Wealthy

Inhalant abuse among the affluent in America is reportedly soaring as the price of gasoline continues to rise to new levels. Cocaine had long been the drug of choice among those with more money than brains. That, however, is changing, as drug users...

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Funny story: Marijuiana Leagalized in U.S

Marijuiana Leagalized in U.S

The U.S has decided that Marijuana will in fact be legal. One of the biggest reasons is people need more jobs.

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Funny story: The "Puff the Magic Dragon" code decoded!

The "Puff the Magic Dragon" code decoded!

For many years it was thought that the 1963 chart hit 'Puff the Magic Dragon' was a song about smoking marijuana, "not so" it was revealed yesterday.

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Funny story: President Bush Declares War on Flowers

President Bush Declares War on Flowers

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President Bush declared a War on Flowers. President Bush made this announcement after learning that poppy fields are on the front line in Afghanistan.

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Funny story: Bicycles in Drug Swap Syndicate.

Bicycles in Drug Swap Syndicate.

A new phenomenon is sweeping the crime world that affects each and every person's bike. Criminals are targeting bicycles and using them to swap for drugs. Bulk drug deals are now conducted in the new Bike currency.

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Funny story: "Mind if I join you?" Skaggy judge asked freed crack dealer OAP

"Mind if I join you?" Skaggy judge asked freed crack dealer OAP

GRANDMOTHER of five, Dorothea Wilberton, has sparked a legal controversy after a judge directed a jury to acquit the 76-year-old of drugs charges after accepting her argument that crack cocaine was 'like a tonic' to her.

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Funny story: Prozac Monitor Hits Area Drug Stores And Best Buy

Prozac Monitor Hits Area Drug Stores And Best Buy

Manhattan, NYC, NY - Pharmaceutical Giant Eli Lilly, manufacturer of Prozac, today held a press conference in upper Manhattan to unveil it's much anticipated "Prozac Monitor". This clever yet simple device will be worn by users of the miracle mood-s...

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Funny story: Canadian Drug Dealers Allowed to Sell In USA

Canadian Drug Dealers Allowed to Sell In USA

Washington DC - A federal judge on Monday struck down a state law that makes it illegal for Canadians to sell street drugs in "da hood". Old laws made it possible to fix the price of drugs such as cocaine, crack, crystal meth and ecstasy.

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Funny story: Subway sack worker over sharing Coke, Transport systems worldwide strike in protest. Markets in freefall.

Subway sack worker over sharing Coke, Transport systems worldwide strike in protest. Markets in freefall.

A worker at a Subway restaurant in Dunedin New Zealand has been sacked for sharing her complimentary diet Coke with a friend, sparking worldwide travel chaos as underground train systems immediately went on strike and have refused to return to work...

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Funny story: Bertie Ahern Gives First Wedding Present

Bertie Ahern Gives First Wedding Present

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, Bertie Ahern, after reading about the Bush/Blair wedding on TheSpoof.com, presented President George W. Bush with their first wedding present. Bertie Ahern has been Teachta Dála (Member of Parliament)...

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Funny story: Kate Moss Adulation Abounds

Kate Moss Adulation Abounds

After the chaos in Oxford Street earlier this week when Kate Moss revealed her new clothing range in Top Shop, there was more blind panic in the same street today when she ducked into McDonalds to us...

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Funny story: New Drug for Kids

New Drug for Kids

Everyone has heard of the drugs for kids who are dumb, stupid and can't focus. But what about those kids who over-acheive? Nerds? Geeks? Chess Club? What about them?!...

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Funny story: FDA Releases Suicide Pills

FDA Releases Suicide Pills

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - The FDA gave the O.K. to "Suicide Pills" today. Many anti-depressants cause suicidal thoughts and actions, especially in younger adults. The "Suicide Pills" are a new push by the Bush Ad...

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Funny story: Clubbers Warned About New Drug

Clubbers Warned About New Drug

Cluubers have been warned by a group doctors, about the dangers of a new drug that is prevalant on the club scene and is seen as an alternative to Ecstacy.

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Funny story: Liquorice Allsorts to be banned!

Liquorice Allsorts to be banned!

The nations favorite sweets Liquorice Allsorts are set to be controversially banned under new rulings.

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