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Funny story: Donald Trump And COVID-19 Are On The Road, Again

Donald Trump And COVID-19 Are On The Road, Again

Like the Willie Nelson song, On The Road Again, Donald Trump is also on the road again, and his traveling partner is COVID-19. Without wearing a mask, Trump climbed the lower steps to Air Force One, fewer steps, less energy required, maybe no cou…

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Funny story: Spreader Man

Spreader Man

(To be sung to the tune of Spider Man) Spreader Man, Spreader Man, Deadly neighborhood Spreader Man. Spreads his lies, any size, Treats his supporters just like flies. Look out! There goes the Spreader Man. Is he cured? Listen bud, His d…

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Funny story: "My name's Forrest. Forrest Trump."

"My name's Forrest. Forrest Trump."

"I was born in old New York, in a small town high-rise apartment condo. My momma always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates. You've got to eat them all before some low life takes them off you.' "When I was at school, I had to wear leg braces,…

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Funny story: Trumpton To Change Its Name

Trumpton To Change Its Name

'Trumpton', the BBC children's programme, which depicts life in a typical, small, English town in the 1960s, is being earmarked for a change of name by the local corporation, to disassociate itself from the wacky US president, Donald J. Trump. In…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says She is Having To Sleep in Son Barron’s Bedroom Because of Her Husband’s Out-of-Control Coughing

Melania Trump Says She is Having To Sleep in Son Barron’s Bedroom Because of Her Husband’s Out-of-Control Coughing

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – One of the White House maids told CNN that the First Lady is having to sleep in son Barron’s bedroom because the President cannot stop coughing. Melania said that, at first, it was just like a little 8-year-old g…

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Funny story: North Korean Leader Kim Jong–un Has Endorsed Donald Trump

North Korean Leader Kim Jong–un Has Endorsed Donald Trump

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – North Korea’s Kim News has just announced that Kim Jong-un has informed the Korean people that he is endorsing his political BFF Donald J. Trump. The chubby dictator, Kim Jong-un, not President Trump, said…

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Funny story: Is Trump Nuts?

Is Trump Nuts?

Is Donald Trump nuts? Do you have to ask? Didn’t your mommy tell you to keep away from men who talked to themselves? They’re sitting on a park bench in conversation with self. Or walking down the street, shadow boxing along the way. Ladies who ta…

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Says If Trump Were To Grab Her Pussy, It Would Tear His Hand Off

Dolly Parton Says If Trump Were To Grab Her Pussy, It Would Tear His Hand Off

Dolly Parton, the mega-successful Country and Western chanteuse, has broken her own self-imposed rule about keeping quiet on the subject of politics by firing a 'warning shot across the bows' of the US president, Donald J. Trump. Commenting on the…

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Funny story: President Trump Rejected As Host For Children's Storytime Show

President Trump Rejected As Host For Children's Storytime Show

President Donald Trump, who had been earmarked as a host for a new Children's Storytime show after he had vacated the White House, has been rejected for the position, after children across the country said he had no credibility left. The outgoing…

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Funny story: The President Trump Halloween Mask is The Nation’s #1 Seller

The President Trump Halloween Mask is The Nation’s #1 Seller

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette has just noted that the number one-selling Halloween mask for this Halloween season is the President Donald Trump mask. One of the nation’s leading Halloween mask producers, Masks & A…

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Funny story: President Trump’s White House South Lawn Coronavirus-Spreader Campaign Hate Rally Flops

President Trump’s White House South Lawn Coronavirus-Spreader Campaign Hate Rally Flops

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette said that Trump’s lowly-anticipated White House hate rally came off with all the excitement of morning dew. The President repeated the same old batch of lies that he has come to…

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Funny story: Trump Supporters No Longer Fear Coronavirus

Trump Supporters No Longer Fear Coronavirus

Supporters of the US president, Donald Trump, have come out in force across the country, and said that, after he spoke so boldly about his having defeated the Coronavirus, and telling everyone not to fear COVID-19, they, too, can now face up to the p…

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Funny story: Trump Issues COVID Challenge

Trump Issues COVID Challenge

Donald Trump is becoming increasingly unhinged as he sees his reelection hopes dimming with each passing day. In his most desperate move to date, he has actually issued a COVID challenge to Joe Biden. Trump noted that he recovered from COVID in…

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says If Donald Trump Gets Any Fatter, Instead of a Golf Cart, He’s Going To Need a Dump Truck

Taylor Swift Says If Donald Trump Gets Any Fatter, Instead of a Golf Cart, He’s Going To Need a Dump Truck

NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – The Chattanooga Divulger Record stated that Taylor Swift tweeted out to her 141 million followers that if they really, really like her, they’ll vote for Joe Biden. Swift said that Joe cares about people, whereas Trump c…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Plays a Round of Golf in Honor of President Daddy

Ivanka Trump Plays a Round of Golf in Honor of President Daddy

BEDMINSTER, New Jersey – (Sports Story) – ESPN-4 was at the President's Bedminster Golf Course when his daughter, Ivanka, teed off. The statuesque blonde was feeling very sad after having talked to her father, who told her that he was extremely de…

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Funny story: President Trump Transfers Millions From His Campaign Fund to His Personal Charity Fund

President Trump Transfers Millions From His Campaign Fund to His Personal Charity Fund

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – An independent auditing firm has just revealed that President Trump recently transferred $8.3 million from his re-election campaign fund to his own personal charity fund. The chief auditor with the Milwaukee audi…

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Funny story: President Trump Cancels The Second Debate Because The Debate Committee Said They Would Not Put Up With His Bullsh*t a Second Time

President Trump Cancels The Second Debate Because The Debate Committee Said They Would Not Put Up With His Bullsh*t a Second Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The Washington Globe-Express says that President Trump has backed out of the second presidential debate. Trump was not happy with the fact that the debate moderator was going to have the authority to cut off his…

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