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Funny story: How's about that then? Cameron appoints Jimmy Saville to Fix Broken Britain

How's about that then? Cameron appoints Jimmy Saville to Fix Broken Britain

Prime Minister David Cameron has unveiled his latest weapon in his fight to fix Broken Britain - former TV presenter Jimmy Saville. The silver-haired octogenarian, famous for his children's show "Jim'll Fix It" will set to work this week by tackli...

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Funny story: Cameron Accused of Dumping Lame Dog

Cameron Accused of Dumping Lame Dog

Shocking CCTV footage of David Cameron dumping his lame dog in a park has emerged today, causing outrage among dog lovers, disabled dog lovers, the disabled and Liberal-Democrats. Cameron is seen calling Nick Clegg, who emerges from the back seat...

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Funny story: Stick with me, begs Clegg

Stick with me, begs Clegg

On the same day that his Party Conference voted to throw out the Coalition's flagship, Education Policy, Nick Clegg was reduced to begging his Party to get behind him, it is reported. This is the man who is so attached to Cameron by a dog lead tha...

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Funny story: Cameron and Pope pussy shot baffles cryptographers!

Cameron and Pope pussy shot baffles cryptographers!

London - (Furballs): A thinly-veiled message about white slavery or just a purr-fect cat 'n' mouse pic tease? An official No 10 photo issued today shows UK Prime Monster Dave Cameron and the Pope flanked by a sphinx-like statue of a white cat.

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Funny story: David Cameron 'I'm not gay and neither is my friend Nick Clegg'

David Cameron 'I'm not gay and neither is my friend Nick Clegg'

Prime Minister David Cameron announced today that he is definitely not a gay MP. No way, not a chance matey because he doesn't fire blanks unlike other ex Tory leaders. As he posed proudly for photographs with his wife and their new baby Borisina...

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Funny story: Obamas to be godparents at Cameron baby's Autumn Equinox christening

Obamas to be godparents at Cameron baby's Autumn Equinox christening

London - (The Godfather): The White House has yet to confirm what is still an exciting but unsubstantiated rumor. But in London the news has spread like wildfire that Florence Rose Dandelion's godparents are none other than President Barack and...

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Funny story: William Hague defends self over gay rumours

William Hague defends self over gay rumours

Foreign Secretary, William Hague, made his first public appearance today, after the resignation of his "special adviser" over rumours of a gay relationship between the two. "We didn't have any kind of romantic relationship. I'm not a romantic per...

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Funny story: "The Iguana Secret Shall Stay Secret" Says David Cameron

"The Iguana Secret Shall Stay Secret" Says David Cameron

It has been officially announced tonight by an unnamed Downing Street Source that the much speculated upon "Iguana Secret" shall be staying secret for many years to come. It was thought that the records regarding the subject were to be declassified...

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Funny story: Will the Coalition Lead to Gay Marriage?

Will the Coalition Lead to Gay Marriage?

UK Report by Tori Banger - David Cameron and Nick Clegg have denied that their Coalition agreement requires them to undertake consideration of gay marriage. Neither of them is expecting a proposal at this stage. David said he'd got much more press...

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Funny story: Taliban attack on David Cameron prompts urgent security review

Taliban attack on David Cameron prompts urgent security review

It has emerged that the Taliban came within a tribesman's whisker hair of shooting down the British Prime Minister's helicopter during David Cameron's recent visit to Afghanistan. The news has sent shockwaves through Whitehall and a review of the...

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Funny story: Doc Martin Did Not Deliver The Cameron Baby

Doc Martin Did Not Deliver The Cameron Baby

Port Wenn, Cornwall - Local GP, Doctor Martin Ellingham today stiffly denied that he had officiated at the birth of the Cameron baby earlier this week as he addressed hordes of pressmen on the doorstep of his surgery. Doc Martin - as the locals ca...

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Funny story: Queen throws a sickie as baby-brain Camerons head for annual Balmoral bash

Queen throws a sickie as baby-brain Camerons head for annual Balmoral bash

Scotland - (Rioters): Sudden terminal ingrowing toenail syndrome has hit the Queen this weekend. Three relentless gaga-googoo days in the company of the PM and family has seen HM sicken for something. Courtiers say it was bad enough when Cherr...

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Funny story: Child Care Experts Consulted Over Clegg After Cameron Birth

Child Care Experts Consulted Over Clegg After Cameron Birth

Coalition Government chiefs have been consulting child behavioural experts since Samantha Cameron gave birth yesterday. They are concerned that with all the attention that's bound to be lavished on the new daughter, Deputy Prime Minister Nick Cleg...

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Funny story: David Cameron is a daddy again

David Cameron is a daddy again

Congratulations go out to David and Samantha Cameron on the birth of their new baby girl. The little one arrived earlier than expected, during the Camerons' vacation in Cornwall. David did say he wasn't too surprises as Samantha's tend to come...

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Funny story: David & Samantha Cameron Give Birth to Baby Thatcher

David & Samantha Cameron Give Birth to Baby Thatcher

Prime Minister David Cameron has said he and his wife Samantha Cameron are "absolutely thrilled" that their fourth child, a Thatcher, has been born during their holiday in Truro. Conservative chiefs have been masterminding a secret eugenics progra...

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Funny story: Mass exodus soon about to begin

Mass exodus soon about to begin

David Cameron is at odds with deputy Clegg over the latest proposal to cut child benefit support. In reality Cameron intends to cut the benefit completely, not only to save money but also to lower the unprecedented population explosion caused by unco...

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Funny story: David Cameron's Blood To Be Highlighted

David Cameron's Blood To Be Highlighted

David Cameron was reading a report at a committee meeting in the House of Commons and mentioned that he liked how some words had been highlighted in a new colour as it certainly got his attention when reading and discussing the relevant parts in the...

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