Pope Bendedict XVI has defended his client Jesus Christ after his failure to turn up for his scheduled comeback appearance on the X-Factor final. Reacting to comments that "Even Britney turned up for her gig" Xvi claimed that Jesus had merely got...
The public were fuming today when it was revealed that the winner of X-factor was announced before the final even took place. The final line-up consisted of Whitney Doncaster, an extremely talented girl whom the public were upset wasn't around at...
X Factor fans are stunned at the announcement that Jesus Christ is to make a guest appearance on Saturday's final show. Christ is understood to have sought assurances that he will not be overshadowed by Simon Cowell, and after lengthy negotiations...
There was amazing news from Monkey Woods' writers desk at TheSpoof.com this morning, when it was revealed that a story by the amateur scribbler and social commentator had, in only three days, racked up more than 100 views worldwide! The story, Dia...
A spoof writer has reacted quickly to criticism that a report about the X Factor contestant Diana Vickers "shitting her knickers" was, in fact, pure fabrication, by informing the story's author, Monkey Woods, that he must exercise a greater degree of...
Viewers of ITV's X Factor were shocked and stunned last night, when singing sensation Diana Vickers was eliminated from the competition, and, in front of milllions watching on TV, promptly shit her knickers. Show host Dermot O'Leary caught some of...
The appearance of Britney Spears on the popular talent programme X-Factor has been revealed as a hologram. Spokeswoman for the show, Milly O'Naire, who normally devises peurile premium rate phone call competitions advertised before each advertisi...
To launch her new album and Christmas single, Britney Spears agreed to appear on ITV1's show, X-Factor, but her list of riders have eaten into ITV's Christmas budget. Not satisfied with one dressing room, Britney took all seventeen, leaving the co...
Prime Minster Gordon Brown has announced in a statement from Downing Street this morning that, as a result of the debacle involving Laura White on the X Factor last Saturday, the government is to take action that will prevent a repeat of 'poor voting...
Both pop insiders and fans of the ITV show "The X Factor" were said to be reeling yesterday as more revelations from the hit show concerning the fractious relationship between the programmes judges were revealed. Norwich based Girlband "Bootiful"...
Simon Cowell, the controversial resident slimeball judge on TV's American Idol and the X-Factor, was rushed to Smegmadale-on-Sea's prestigious Harold Shipman Clinic for Medical Excellence in the early hours of this morning after suffering convulsions...
Simon Cowell, the leader of the X Factor panel of judges, is in hot water with TV bosses tonight, after he was discovered performing, what has been described as, "an outrageous and disgusting act" in his dressing room after Saturday's show. Cowell...
Cheryl Cole, the X Factor judge, has said she is considering leaving the show as a protest against the booing and barracking her husband, footballer Ashley Cole, received at the hands of 'so called' England fans. Mr Cole was jeered endlessly by 's...
It has been revealed that the twin brother of baby-faced bigot Jeremy Kyle has been standing in for the popular moralist on his daytime "trial by television" show since May, when he was admitted to celebrity health farm The Priory after a nervous bre...
The news came in today that the man sent from hell Simon Cowell and his arch rival Louis Walsh will perform on the first episode of the X Factor. The news came as a shock to most people as part of Walsh's new contract meant he had to audition bef...
Hot on the heels of the news that the pretty girl with the Scouse accent, you know, whats-her-face married to the football chappie, might quit the judges of the new season of X-Factor, thus forfeiting a huge pay cheque and the chance to help fix-it f...
Sensational chairman of Bradford and Bingley building society Reg Cashister says he will not be happy until he has thrown a bed at Simon Cowell for a whole host of dire programmes such as Britain's Got Tarrant an...
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