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Funny story: Aztlan Secedes!

Aztlan Secedes!

This morning Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia and Wen Jiabao, the Premier of China, addressed hundreds of thousands of jubilant Mexicans from in front of the former Los Angeles City Hall building. They congratulated the people, on this, the i...

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Funny story: Rioting Begins as Putin's Puppet, Medvedev, Fails to Deliver the Booze, Food, and Sex Goodies

Rioting Begins as Putin's Puppet, Medvedev, Fails to Deliver the Booze, Food, and Sex Goodies

Backed by outgoing President Vladimir Putin, a once-KGB kick-ass spy, the newly-elected President of Russia has infuriated many Russkies, some still Commies. The ex law school professor and first crony to Vlad, Dmitry Medvedev, became President of R...

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Funny story: More Russians To Die In London Soon

More Russians To Die In London Soon

A senior ex-KGB defector residing in London has said billionaire tycoon Badri Patarkatsishvili was murdered, and that he expects more Russian exiles to die mysteriously in the capital soon.

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Funny story: Davos rocked by Kerviel's Putin links

Davos rocked by Kerviel's Putin links

Switzerland - (Zurich Gnome Mess): The annual Davos ecomonic forum has been rocked by reports that rogue SocGen trader Jerome Kerviel was in charge of managing Russian President Vladimir Sputum's burgeoning $20 billion retirement warchest.

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Funny story: Forbes Rich list names Putin Top-ID-Theft-of-the-Year

Forbes Rich list names Putin Top-ID-Theft-of-the-Year

Bloodyvostock - (Bad Ass Mess): Russian pygmy president Vladimir Sputum has been named Top International ID Fraudster of the Year by the Forbes Rich List for his spectacular heist on western democracies' assets.

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Funny story: Were Praia Da'Illusion couple working for the KGB asks Putin

Were Praia Da'Illusion couple working for the KGB asks Putin

Bloodyvostock - (Reuterusski): Outgoing Russian President Vladimir Putin has used the Moscow-Washington hotline to quiz President Bush about mounting speculation regarding the British holidaymakers suspected of being Portuguese arguidos.

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Funny story: 'People' Magazine says Spongebob Squarepants is Sexiest Man Alive

'People' Magazine says Spongebob Squarepants is Sexiest Man Alive

People Magazine has bestowed the honor of "Sexiest Man Alive" upon popular childrens TV star Spongebob Squarepants in its latest issue, on sale now.

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Funny story: Russian oil tanker disaster: Putin blames razor clams

Russian oil tanker disaster: Putin blames razor clams

Black Sea - (Disaster Mess): President Vladimir Putin has blamed an infestation of mating Ukrainian razor clams for the sinking of four Russian ships including an oil tanker which split in half during a heavy storm last night.

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Funny story: Putin warns of US 'erotic' desires

Putin warns of US 'erotic' desires

Bloodyvostock - (Ass Messki): Russian President Vladimir Sputum has accused the US of harbouring "erotic" desires to penetrate him.

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Funny story: Putin 'a great world statesman' but sorely misunderstood

Putin 'a great world statesman' but sorely misunderstood

Bloodyvostock, Siberia - (Daily Ass Messki Interview Excerpt): "I had expected to find President Vladimir Putain cold, sinister and aggressive," the Daily Tosser's foreign editor Dave Blather said today, "but instead I fou...

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Funny story: Putin delight as Northwest back passage opens for business

Putin delight as Northwest back passage opens for business

Moscow - (Ass Mess): Russian President Vladimir Sputum has expressed his joy at global warming's re-opening of the Northwest back passage which he thinks will be great for business.

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Funny story: Russians deny poisoning Peru with giant meteor

Russians deny poisoning Peru with giant meteor

In what could have been the plot of a '50s sci-fi B movie, a giant meteor landed in Peru and local people and their animals started to fall sick. Eyewitnesses described a "fiery ball" w...

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Funny story: Putin is a fascist whoremaster says NATO

Putin is a fascist whoremaster says NATO

NATO HQ, Brussels - (Armageddon Press): NATO military intelligence officials reacted with derision today at Vladimir Sputum's latest remarks urging the West to "drop its silly Atlantic solidarity" campaign.

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Funny story: Braindamaged Pagans encourage Valdimir Putin to shelve boogie-woogie ban

Braindamaged Pagans encourage Valdimir Putin to shelve boogie-woogie ban

Liza Lotte , the founder and patron of the Brain-dead Pagans Association, has called on peace-loving Russian premier Vladimir Putin to end his country's ban on boogie-woogie music.

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Funny story: Russia successfully tests giant fuel-air bomb; its new Heterosexual Bomb to counter the U.S. Gay Bomb

Russia successfully tests giant fuel-air bomb; its new Heterosexual Bomb to counter the U.S. Gay Bomb

Moscow, Russia - From Russia with Straight Love? After the rumored U.S. air force development of a hormone based Gay Bomb that would make enemy soldiers more interested in getting to "know" each other in the Biblical sense of the word rathe...

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Funny story: TheSpoof! writer feels 'unwell' after President Putin story

TheSpoof! writer feels 'unwell' after President Putin story

TheSpoof.com columnist Noshing Mink said that he felt "unwell" only days after writing a controversial story involving President Putin.

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Funny story: Harry Potter - Dobbie the house elf is based on President Putin

Harry Potter - Dobbie the house elf is based on President Putin

The Kemlin has accused the British government and film industry of basing the character of Dobbie the house elf in the Harry Potter films on President Putin.

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