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Funny story: Obama Transparency: Misunderstood Gitmo Detainees Disappear In Plain Sight Reappear in UK!

Obama Transparency: Misunderstood Gitmo Detainees Disappear In Plain Sight Reappear in UK!

Guantanamo,Cuba/ London, England / International Terrorist Travel News - In keeping with President Obama's pledge of Transparency, likened to an invisible moving hand, Attorney General Eric Holder flew under the radar today landing in Gitmo in order...

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Funny story: New law makes it illegal to photograph Police

New law makes it illegal to photograph Police

New anti-terrorism laws in place from Feb.16th. have made it illegal to photograph policemen, if the photo is "likely to be useful to a person about to commit an act of terrorism". This follows the revelation in court last month, by 4 muslim fana...

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Funny story: Statistics Show 77% of all Terrorists are Moslem

Statistics Show 77% of all Terrorists are Moslem

The original World Trade Center bombing. 9/11. The Spanish Mass Transit System. All of these acts of terrorism were performed by men who followed the Moslem faith, worshipped Allah, and expected to be greeted by 72 virgins at their deaths. In fac...

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Funny story: Secret Plans for Terrorist World Domination Discovered

Secret Plans for Terrorist World Domination Discovered

Secret plans written and approved by the late Ayatollah Khomeini for world domination have been discovered in a cave in Iraq by soldiers searching for Osama Bin Laden. The plans, written in the mid 1970's and bound in a book, apparently were printed...

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Funny story: University Of Birmingham To Tackle Extremism

University Of Birmingham To Tackle Extremism

The University of Birmingham has announced new plans to tackle the sticky subject of Religious Extremism by releasing details of its new undergraduate courses in Islamic Fundamentalism. Government worries that extremists are recruiting would-be su...

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Funny story: Abu Qatada Deported To Wales

Abu Qatada Deported To Wales

Law Lords deliberating over the appeal against deportation of the radical Muslim cleric Abu Qatada, have given the all-clear for his deportation from the UK to go ahead as soon as possible. He will be sent to Wales this afternoon. Qatada had ap...

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Funny story: Colleges to remove Extremism from the curriculum

Colleges to remove Extremism from the curriculum

Colleges in the UK have been told to 'tone down' their support of religious extremism in their classrooms, as the government believes that they are a festering mess of potential suicide bombers and terrorists. A specialist technology college, in A...

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Funny story: UK Government admits its role in torture of British citizens in Pakistan

UK Government admits its role in torture of British citizens in Pakistan

David Sillyband the Foreign Minister has today admitted that the British government has a policy on torture and that this policy was effectively used in Pakistan. At the ongoing trial of Mohammed Biriyani........ who is accused of terrorism and...

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Funny story: China to demonstrate Arab hijacker demolishing CCTV building

China to demonstrate Arab hijacker demolishing CCTV building

Beijing's biggest fire for eleventeen years has presented a huge problem. China's most prestigious building currently under construction, the new CCTV offices and studios, were gutted earlier this week. Deciding whether to destroy the building, or...

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Funny story: Muslim world attacks America with shoes

Muslim world attacks America with shoes

After decades of being manipulated by the Western world, the Muslim one finally struck back at the USA by posting thousands of shoes to it. 'This will sort the Infidels out once and for all!', radical cleric Mustapha Quppa screamed, before sending...

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Funny story: Gay "Brigaydes" Rout Terrorist Opposition

Gay "Brigaydes" Rout Terrorist Opposition

Many modern thinkers have suggested that homophobia is a disabling problem not just for gays but for the homohaters themselves. As this theory has been applied to modern warfare, especially conflicts involving homophobic traditions like fundament...

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Funny story: CIA warns Barack Obama that UK terrorists 'like Charles, Wills and Harry' are the biggest threat to the US

CIA warns Barack Obama that UK terrorists 'like Charles, Wills and Harry' are the biggest threat to the US

Langley, Va - (AssoCIAted mess): Spooks at the CIA's oxymoronic President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) HQ have warned President Obama about the dangers of continuing Bush Administration appeasement of ruthless scumbag terrorists...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Asks for Bailout Relief

Al-Qaeda Asks for Bailout Relief

Al-Qaeda lobbyists came to Washington to ask for $5 billion in relief so the organization can survive. They recently laid off 2000 terrorists and limited the amount of terrorist activities the remaining jihadists can partake in. Maimammah Atoldmi...

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Funny story: New Spanish terror group founded, and calls itself Jamas

New Spanish terror group founded, and calls itself Jamas

Left-wing Spaniards and Basques today formed a new terror group, and named it Jamas. 'Si, senor', its leader, L. Presidente Xavier Jojoba said, 'we were inspired by the Palestinians in their glorious struggle against the Israelis. Jamas will be ba...

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Funny story: El Qaeda Targets Bumper Cars

El Qaeda Targets Bumper Cars

Wisconsin Dells - Local theme parks are on the watch for El Qaeda terrorists who have threatened to buy tickets to the bumper car ride attraction and intentionally crash their vehicles into oncoming traffic. In a taped interview with Al Jazeera a...

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Funny story: Economic Downturn Hits Al Queda-Pension Funds At Risk-Virgins Cut

Economic Downturn Hits Al Queda-Pension Funds At Risk-Virgins Cut

In yet another sign of just how deep the global economic downturn has become, Al Queda announced today that it's Jihadi Retirement Fund may not be able to meet it's obligations in the near term. The JRF's chief financial officer acknowledged tha...

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Funny story: Israel Condemned For War Crimes Against Captured Terrorists

Israel Condemned For War Crimes Against Captured Terrorists

Israel has landed itself in more trouble after several Hamas terrorists it captured complained to the Red Cross and other charities about their treatment while in custody. "We were kept in the open air." one said. "We're only used to hiding in und...

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