London - (AssoCIAted Mess): A senior police officer - whose dawn arrest of Tony Blair's personal nappy-changer Ruth Turner and blind truss portfolio bagman Lord Levy has become the stuff of New Scotland Yard legend - has replaced daftass top UK anti-...
London Mayor Boris Johnson has expressed concern regarding the hasty replacement of Anti-Terror Boss Bob Quick. Home Secretary Jacqui Smiff countered Johnsons claim by saying "we would have put the British public at risk had we not replaced the bu...
A senior police office has been arrested today in a counter-terrorism operation aimed at exposing an Al-Qaeda mole in senior office, sources within the Metropolitan Police have confirmed. Reports are sketchy, but it is believed that armed police f...
There are reports today that Merseyside Police is to receive therapy after yesterday's anti-terror raids throughout Liverpool. 12 people were arrested in the operations across the area last night, including several at Liverpool John Moores Univers...
Pakistan and Hell, the two most volatile region have for the first time signed an agreement for equal opportunity and terrorism. Frustrated at United Nation and Western and Eastern World, Pakistan decided to join hand with Hell to jointly spread terr...
After successfully blasting a rocket over Japan and above earth, North Korea has launched a manhunt to find a new project. According to a source, a new concept has been launched on the model of famous American Idol. According the program director,...
TALIBAN-A-BAD, ISLAMISTAN: In this newly declared nation located in what was once a picturesque Northern Pakistan resort all that remains is a mass of rubble. Here, the Taliban ride shotgun, dispensing a perverted form of Islamic justice - having r...
ISI the world famous secret agency and terror consultancy firm of Pakistan has claimed that it has identified the source behind recent routine attacks on its soil. It claims the terrorists were trained in India with assistance from US and UK.
Deadline, Llandriddmonsoonartilleydivision, Mid Glamorgan - World renowned matchstick model maker, Blodwyn Sheepskin, of Cwmdancin Farm, expired this morning as he attempted his most ambitious project to date. Having constructed small scale models...
Pakistan - (Tora Bora Ass Mess): A new movie plotline is emerging after Pakistani security forces stormed a beseiged police academy building in La Whore following hours of rampant, mindless gunslinging this weekend. Pakistan Interior Minister Rehm...
Lahore (Pakistan). The Pakistan government has accepted that these terrorists which are striking all over the world has been trained by them. But their cousin have turned their back on themselves. In a breaking News, the Pakistan media have clean...
Have you ever wanted to visit Northern Ireland, and just as your boat approaches Larne it gets blown to pieces by a 10,000 pound bomb? Then fly there with Ironyair, the world's safest airline. As your Ironyair jet touches down at Belfast's Mad Dog...
A small airplane clipped a private house on the Boogertown Road, Wednesday afternoon according to Booger County Sheriff "Hup" Giddy. No one was injured by the plane but farmer Elmer Bucket hurt his arm throwing a pitchfork at the plane, just missing...
In Northern Ireland, the real IRA are commencing a strategic array of fatal surgical strikes. The defecation of the the once proud Irish Police Burger is now the primary focus of this terrorist group. The policeman's burger was bummed. A youth ca...
The threat to the UK from terrorist groups has increased, according to a new report on counter-terrorism published today. The report said that it had become easier than ever before for such groups to create a "dirty bomb" which could cause widespr...
LOS ANGELES -- Federal prosecutors have charged alleged El Quattro sleeper agent Jimenez Villalobo with lying on official documents and to an FBI agent, failing to register with the Justice Department as a foreign agent and engaging in money launderi...
The trial of the only known surviving suspect from last year's Mumbai terrorist attack took place today. Mr. P. Akistan has been accused of killing 170 innocent people in India's financial capital, in what Indian police called 'a pathetic and cowa...
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