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Funny story: Virgin rail introduce new service

Virgin rail introduce new service

Richard Branson has introduced a new service for his rail company. Rolling out the red carpet at Euston station last night, Mr Branson gathered gave us this statement. "The new service if for passengers travelling to Europe and long haul journe...

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Funny story: It's No Sexcuse, Say Bosses!

It's No Sexcuse, Say Bosses!

We've always known that a bit of the old hows-your-father in the morning perks up the working day, but now it's official! A group of doctors have found that a quickie before you catch the number 29 bus 'puts a glow on your face' and - it seems - boos...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Back in Sex Therapy Classes Which Features "Too Much of a Good Thing"

Tiger Woods Back in Sex Therapy Classes Which Features "Too Much of a Good Thing"

Tiger Woods has openly admitted that he is back in a Sex Therapy Rehab, this time in Nevada that uses an entire different approach to helping those who are sexually addicted. "We have helped more people here to get over this addiction than all the...

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Funny story: Cosmopolitician Reveals How to Have 30 Orgasms in a Row!

Cosmopolitician Reveals How to Have 30 Orgasms in a Row!

The Cosmopolitician magazine's latest issue is one that will sell out as soon as it hits the stands so they have printed double the usual number and have them ready to do an extra copy with other stories being different but this lead story repeated e...

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Funny story: Cougar issues statement

Cougar issues statement

A woman from a council estate in Barrow in Furness - alleged by neighbours to be a 'cougar' - a sexual predator with designs of a carnal nature on younger males - today issued a statement from the pathway of her dwelling to two little kids playing on...

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Funny story: Parents Television Council Shows its True Skin

Parents Television Council Shows its True Skin

Los Angeles, January 23, 2011. On Thursday, the Parents Television Council issued a warning about the Viacom/MTV series Skins. It concluded: "Skins may well be the most dangerous television show for children that we have ever seen." I rushed right over to the PTC office to interview two of its Board members, Neon J. Vile, Chairman, and Wanky H. Borker, Token Female. When I was shown in, both we...

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Funny story: Nation's seniors have great sex lives, reports Department of 'That's F-ing Gross'

Nation's seniors have great sex lives, reports Department of 'That's F-ing Gross'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a collaborative report with the Committee of 'I Don't Want to Hear That Shit', the Department of 'That's Fucking Gross' released a report today surveying the sex lives of over 1,000 elderly couples, in which it was discovered th...

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Funny story: Masturbation to be outlawed

Masturbation to be outlawed

The government caused outraged today when it announced that wanking and masturbation in general will be outlawed after midnight today. Government spokesman Marsta Bates, said the move was introduced to improve the eyesight of the population and ta...

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Funny story: Sex Tales On Country Trail Embarrass Council Chiefs

Sex Tales On Country Trail Embarrass Council Chiefs

Red-faced county officials in Wales have been caught out by the sexual exploits of visitors to a well-known beauty spot The Rhyl Marine Lake has been granted funding which will allow for a new nature and heritage trail. In a bid to involve the...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan On Oprah? "Hey, I'll Screw Anybody Who's Willing to Come on the Show!"

Piers Morgan On Oprah? "Hey, I'll Screw Anybody Who's Willing to Come on the Show!"

Journalistic Whore Piers Morgan, recently expelled from his home country, made his debut on US television replacing Larry King, and promptly showed why even his mates were sick of him! His debut featured TV diva Oprah Winfrey, the incredible sha...

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Funny story: Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi May Have Shagged 'Every Woman In Italy'

Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi May Have Shagged 'Every Woman In Italy'

The sexual 'wild oats' of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi may prove to have been sown much wider than originally thought, with some experts claiming that he may have had sex with every woman in Italy, as well as thousands more all over the E...

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Funny story: Berlusconi with miners - he is the pits!

Berlusconi with miners - he is the pits!

Details are emerging that Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi has been secretly frequenting Italian coal mines scouting for young miners. A supervisor at the mine confirmed that he had made many visits, saying that he liked to go down with...

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Funny story: Kew Gardens a hotbed of vice as manager pulled in prostitution scam

Kew Gardens a hotbed of vice as manager pulled in prostitution scam

West London - (Reuterus): Topless pics of the corpulent ugly-mug were found on a Royal Botanical Gardens laptop at the weekend. They showed 35 year-old Helen Marsters frolicking naked while running Kew Gardens visitor centre. Today the pug-fac...

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Funny story: First Annual Dick Convention to be Held

First Annual Dick Convention to be Held

Dallas - The Dicks are coming - thousands of them. Dallas will host the First Annual Dick Convention in June. "It's all about showing off our Dicks," said event spokesman Dick Heart. The convention will feature speeches from prominent Dick...

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Funny story: Fellow swinger reveals real reason why Sting likes to dress up Trudie Styler during their tawdry sex sessions

Fellow swinger reveals real reason why Sting likes to dress up Trudie Styler during their tawdry sex sessions

Even regular sex gets boring. No way you say. S'truth. Take Sting for example. Nothing much new and happening on the creative front. So it's back to the boring old sex life of two dried out prunes. Readers will remember a couple of years ago when Sting tried to regale everyone with his expertise on tantric sex - that mysterious Indian Kama Sutra thing that he claims to have mastered. Where...

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Funny story: Homeless UK couple caught having "grave" sex between the graves; was it Adam and Eve?

Homeless UK couple caught having "grave" sex between the graves; was it Adam and Eve?

A UK couple were sighted having "grave" sex amongst the graves of a very posh graveyard next to a very posh public school in Reigate, Surrey. The couple pissed out of their brains stripped off their clothes and were spotted copulating between the...

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Funny story: Recent Die-Offs Force Parents to Search for Alternatives to Explain Sex to Kids

Recent Die-Offs Force Parents to Search for Alternatives to Explain Sex to Kids

Birds are dropping dead at alarming rates. Bee populations continue to dwindle across America as well. In light of these recent die offs, parents who have not yet had "the talk" with their adolescent children are finding it necessary to use another i...

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