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Funny story: Murphy’s Law and Olive Branches and Wednesday The 13th

Murphy’s Law and Olive Branches and Wednesday The 13th

Whatever can go wrong, shall go wrong! Israeli’s are leery of those freedom fighters who offer plastic olive branches. Certain people in Arrow Phat’s school of thought wonder if those people with freedom fighter’s guns in their pockets also have ammunition hidden in their plastic olive branches.

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Funny story: Bush reads to schoolchildren, asked not to return

Bush reads to schoolchildren, asked not to return

Crawford, Texas - George W. Bush, when not in Washington, DC, is a volunteer at a local elementary school, in his hometown of Crawford, Texas, reading picture books on science, to young children. But there are some problems.

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Funny story: Cheneys To Divorce; Lynne Admits to "Freedom-Kissing" Democrat

Cheneys To Divorce; Lynne Admits to "Freedom-Kissing" Democrat

Washington, DC--In a stunning turn of events shortly before the one and only Vice-Presidential debate, Dick and Lynne Cheney have confirmed that they will be filing for divorce because Lynne once "freedom-kissed" a boy in high school who gr...

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Funny story: Kerry's Preschool Record Questioned by Bush Camp

Kerry's Preschool Record Questioned by Bush Camp

Advisors to the Bush campaign revealed today that their new TV spot ads will feature testimony from John Kerry's preschool teachers, that he lied on his day school application.

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Funny story: Mark Hacking Medical School Application Found!

Mark Hacking Medical School Application Found!

CHAPEL HILL, NORTH CAROLINA (AP) Officials at the UNC-Chapel Hill School of Medicine have located the application sent in by Mark Hacking -- the Salt Lake City man recently charged with the murder of his wife, Lori Hacking. Axalla Hoole, MD Chair,...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton offered International Award

Bill Clinton offered International Award

Kildare, Ireland Former pupils of a prestigious Irish boarding school have awarded former US President, Bill Clinton their highest honour.

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Funny story: Courtney Love to Attend Finishing School

Courtney Love to Attend Finishing School

Middletown, CT June 11, 2004. Notorious New York celebrity lawyer Al Screwum said he is sending is his client, Ms. Courtney Love, to the swa...

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Funny story: Polygamist Children Cause Disturbance at Local School

Polygamist Children Cause Disturbance at Local School

Earlier this week at John Adam's Elementary school in Smalltown, Utah, 6th grader Michael James Gantry caused a disturbance in his American History Class. Witnessess report that when their teacher, Miss Kreant told the class that today they would be learning about their forefathers, Gantry replied, " But I don't have four fathers, just four mothers"...

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Funny story: Trinity Bible College Lands Three Heralded Transfers

Trinity Bible College Lands Three Heralded Transfers

Ellendale, ND- Trinity Bible College Head Football Coach Rusty Bentley started his day like any other, however this is a day that he will remember for the rest of his life. Today he landed three players that will most definitely change the gridiron fortunes for this small North Dakota school. We will give you Rusty's day minute by minute. 6:25 AM - Alarm goes off. Rusty hits snooze.

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Funny story: Putting Out Is The Only Way To Get Boys To Like You.

Putting Out Is The Only Way To Get Boys To Like You.

NEW YORK, NY- Martha Hughes was your typical good girl in high school; 4.0, never partied, and no "cool" boyfriend. She was the epitome of the high school nerd who we all made fun because of their hair, acne, or clothes. "I was your typical loner... I didn't want to get screwed up in life, and all those people really scared me." said Martha about her old life. "I ma...

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Funny story: Matrix fan "thrilled" his new English teacher is Greg Anderson

Matrix fan "thrilled" his new English teacher is Greg Anderson

BLOOMINGTON, MN- Mike Brown, a freshman and "Matrix" fan at Bloomington Public High School has something to wait for next fall: His new English teacher is Greg Anderson.

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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons NYS Senate Should Pass Soda/Junk Food Vending Ban

Top 10 Reasons NYS Senate Should Pass Soda/Junk Food Vending Ban

10. The NYS Assembly passed the bill 139-5 yesterday to get rid of junk food and soda from school vending machines. The 5 dissenters had wrappers in their desk.

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Funny story: Thousands of missing students found

Thousands of missing students found

(KANSAS) - Acting on a tip from an observant parking lot attendant, authorities have located over 150,000 school-aged children who, apparently, were left behind.

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Funny story: Shell Answer-Man Stumped

Shell Answer-Man Stumped

This afternoon, while The Shell Answer-Man was giving a speech titled "The Importance of Eating Your Vegetables" at The Joe Schmuckatelli Middle School in Baker, North Dakota, Billy Farnsworth blurted out "What's eight times seven?...

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Funny story: Much To Learn From Abu Ghraib Prison Tapes

Much To Learn From Abu Ghraib Prison Tapes

(Fort Benning, GA) The School of the Americas - the US Army school which trains Latin American Armies to put down unrest in their countries through excessive violence and even murder - has asked Government authorities for copies of the photos and tap...

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Funny story: Georgia to Shun Evolution in Schools

Georgia to Shun Evolution in Schools

If State Superintendent of Education Kathy Cox has her way Georgia school kids will graduate from high school having learned nothing about evolution; in fact likely they will have never even heard the word uttered in a science class.

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Funny story: Cheney Says Monica is Behind Bad Enviro-Nut Regulations!

Cheney Says Monica is Behind Bad Enviro-Nut Regulations!

Dick Cheney, speaking to the 2004 graduating class of the Wyoming School of Oil Production, attacked "all those silly Clinton-Administration adopted regulations restricting oil production in the US," - the ones designed to clean up the air,...

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