Showing:

Funny satire stories about Sarah Palin

Try another search?

Funny story: Sarah Palin hires a winkologist!

Sarah Palin hires a winkologist!

I was intrigued by the story of Palin's greased lightning rise from political obscurity, to the top rung of American politics during the run up to the last presidential election. "From out of nowhere" is more often than not an ill suited, exaggerated PR description of some politician's desire to be percieved as being represenitive of John Q. Public. Spinmeisters boldly, and falsley assert...

Read full story
Funny story: Sarah Palin Promises No More Promises

Sarah Palin Promises No More Promises

Sarah Palin threw her hat in the ring today, confirming she will be running for the Whitehouse in 2012 by launching her election platform, "No More Promises." The self-styled "Rouge" politician says she is breaking away from old school Washington...

Read full story
Funny story: Sarah Palin Earns New Pageant Title: Miss Disingenuous

Sarah Palin Earns New Pageant Title: Miss Disingenuous

It is amazing how a few million dollars can change a person's perception of the world, especially when it comes to politics. Less than 2 years ago, Sarah Palin was the Governor of Alaska and the wife of an oil man--an oil man who worked for a company by the name of British Petroleum (BP). Yep, the very same oil company that is in the headlines today for one of the largest oil spills in history off...

Read full story
Funny story: Sarah Palin Lusting After Carly Fiorina Has Facebook Fans Furious

Sarah Palin Lusting After Carly Fiorina Has Facebook Fans Furious

Palin's Facebook page took over 2000 angry hits after a post she wrote stated that she strongly endorsed Carly Fiorina to challenge Barbara Boxer for her Senate seat in November. The Facebook entry started out "Carly, Carly, she's our (Wo)man, if...

Read full story
Funny story: Palin Hopes to Woo Brown with Speech to Naturist-Christians Group

Palin Hopes to Woo Brown with Speech to Naturist-Christians Group

San Bernardino, CA - When Sarah Palin was approached back in September of last year to speak at a gathering of Christian nudists who were interested in opening a nudist chapter of the Tea Party Movement, she respectfully declined, not wanting to upse...

Read full story
Funny story: Sarah Palin Reports 'Peepin' Ivans' Ogling Her.

Sarah Palin Reports 'Peepin' Ivans' Ogling Her.

Sarah Palin, potential candidate for the Presidency in 2012, has put in a complaint with the Alaskan State Troopers complaining of Russians peeping in her windows at night. As she once claimed that she "could see Russia from her window"; apparently t...

Read full story
Funny story: Secret Murdoch Tapes Threaten to Expose Palin and Beck as Puppets

Secret Murdoch Tapes Threaten to Expose Palin and Beck as Puppets

Rumors are swirling in back alleys and executive washrooms about the handful of tapes that, if made public, could blow the lid off Rupert Murdoch's hold on American politics, bringing Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, and others down with him in the fallout. The story about town is sometime late last year, a mysterious Chinese man concocted a scheme to seemingly save Murdoch's life and in doing so, was...

Read full story
Funny story: Larry King Hits on Sarah Palin: Wife & Mistress 'Not Happy!'

Larry King Hits on Sarah Palin: Wife & Mistress 'Not Happy!'

Larry King, now batting 0-8 in the game of Marriage, tried to battle out of his slump by attempting to introduce a player into his line up in the form of Right Handed Hard Hitting Slugger and all around 'gamer' Sarah Palin. The desperate 76 year...

Read full story
Funny story: Sandra Bullock Makes A Strong Statement About Effen Tattoos

Sandra Bullock Makes A Strong Statement About Effen Tattoos

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sandra Bullock has remarked that she will never ever again date a man who has even one freakin' tattoo. The winner of this years Academy Award for Best Actress stated that she has learned her lesson and learned it well. She state...

Read full story
Funny story: Palin, God, Ahmadinejad and the Pope

Palin, God, Ahmadinejad and the Pope

Recent revelations seem to confirm that Sarah Palin now considers herself to be the hand of God in America. Reports of her belief that she was doing God's will in Alaskan politics has now been outdone by alleged comments made at the end of last...

Read full story
Funny story: Read My Hands, No More Teleprompters

Read My Hands, No More Teleprompters

Former GOP vice-presidential candidate and now FOX News commentator, Sarah Palin is rolling up her sleeves. Not so that she can get to work helping people like Joe the Plumber, but rather so she can read the notes scribbled on her hands. What kind of notes, you ask? Well, after reviewing literally minutes of film footage of Ms. Palin's appearances at campaign rallies, interviews, and debates,...

Read full story
Funny story: Populating Arctic Ocean With Polar Bears Could Halt Global Warming, Says Sarah Palin

Populating Arctic Ocean With Polar Bears Could Halt Global Warming, Says Sarah Palin

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - In an effort to show America she has turned over a new leaf, Sarah Palin has announced she will star in an upcoming 8-episode television show focusing on Alaska's environmental issues, set to air this season on Discoveries' The Le...

Read full story
Funny story: Sarah Palin Put on 'NO-FLY' List for Inciting Terrorism

Sarah Palin Put on 'NO-FLY' List for Inciting Terrorism

The campaign of erstwhile GOP presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, ran into an unexpected snag, Friday, when she was refused entry, on a flight from Baltimore to Pittsburg. "I don't get what the big deal is," said Palin, a lifetime member of the N...

Read full story
Funny story: Palin Given Top Spot at ASHOL

Palin Given Top Spot at ASHOL

Sarah Palin's publicist, Rick Maver, announced today that Alaska's former governor has been signed on as head of ASHOL (American Society of Hateful and Odious Loonies). Society headquarters are located in Clayton, Michigan, where a number of simi...

Read full story
Funny story: Grad Students Dumpster Dive for Palin Dirt

Grad Students Dumpster Dive for Palin Dirt

In the never ending search to bring Sarah Palin down like an Alaskan Moose graduate students at Hillary College in California scavenged a BFI greenie. The dumpster in question held vital intelligence into the psyche of the Presidential hopeful an...

Read full story
Funny story: Dr. Zaius becomes Sarah Palin's Scientific Adviser and Chief Defender of the Faith for Tea Party

Dr. Zaius becomes Sarah Palin's Scientific Adviser and Chief Defender of the Faith for Tea Party

Sarah Palin and her fellow Teabaggers want to take America back to the way it used to be. But having lost out in a straw poll to both Mitt Romney and Ron Paul - she and her rudderless Teabaggers are finding out that while it's easy to Just say no to...

Read full story
Funny story: Palin Speaks Out on Parentololgy

Palin Speaks Out on Parentololgy

Fargo - Sarah Palin spoke to college students at the University Of North Dakota yesterday reminding them of the importance of parenting. "While I never studied parentology in University I believe I am a good parent and role model for other young w...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more