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Funny story: The Russians Are Coming

The Russians Are Coming

The next President of The United States is going to be drawn into a new Cold War (but he doesn't yet know it)... Forget the arms race - enter the arts race! The break-up of the old communist styled Soviet Union was a mere smokescreen - the KGB...

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Funny story: Thousands of US Chickens Blockaded from Kiev

Thousands of US Chickens Blockaded from Kiev

Vengeful Russia under the iron thumb of Vlad " The Imp" Putin has been seeking every means for revenge against the US. Pay back comes for US support of Georgia against Russia's attempts to reestablish the Soviet empire and the US efforts to reignite...

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Funny story: Putin Has Photo of Dick "The Hunter" Cheney with Georgian troops!

Putin Has Photo of Dick "The Hunter" Cheney with Georgian troops!

Vlad "The Imposter" Putin showed the world photographic evidence that at least one US official fought against Russian troops in the recent Georgian crisis. The photo that captures VP Dick Cheney in combat fatigue pajamas bearing a shotgun and blowing...

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Funny story: War of Words with Russia continues as Putin threatens SPECTRE style mass destruction

War of Words with Russia continues as Putin threatens SPECTRE style mass destruction

The world is definitely a less safe place since the Russian army invaded Georgia, a team of NATO eggheads revealed. A report to the United Nations Security Council is said to claim that "people living in the former Soviet Union aren't as safe as they...

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Funny story: Putin Suspects that Bush Misunderstood which Georgia Russia Was Invading!

Putin Suspects that Bush Misunderstood which Georgia Russia Was Invading!

Vlad the Impaler Putin told the spoof.dot that Russian intelligence believes that the American response to ultimately a Russian regional matter was complicated by one of George W Bush's many moments of confusion. There is a sad and long histor...

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Funny story: Milliband Feasts on Chickenhawk Kiev!

Milliband Feasts on Chickenhawk Kiev!

The foreign minister of the United Kingdom, David Milliband faced down the Russian bear cub from the relative safety of the Ukraine while Georgia is what's really on the mind of baby bear Putin. Milliband dined on Chickenhawk Kiev in the Ukrainian ca...

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Funny story: Siamese Twins To Play U.S. Open Sharapova Withdraws in Horror!

Siamese Twins To Play U.S. Open Sharapova Withdraws in Horror!

Flush Meadows, Ny - It was an historic first day at Flushing Meadows where on one of the side courts the world's first Siamese twins to play professional tennis made it through to the second round. The girls actually received a bye as Maria Shara...

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Funny story: Russian Tank Breakdowns Funk Up Georgian NASCAR!

Russian Tank Breakdowns Funk Up Georgian NASCAR!

Adolph Putin's Russian Blitzkrieg into Georgia was fast as lightning! So much so that Chancellor Adolph decided to enter his tank brigade into the Georgian NASCAR races. Apparently the strain and stress of Russia's first invasion in decades left the...

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Funny story: Russia invades wrong Georgia, offers a "My Bad"

Russia invades wrong Georgia, offers a "My Bad"

Russia is pulling out of Georgia after its week long invasion of the small neighboring country. The Russian army pulled out all its tanks and their soldiers. General Vladimir Jackumov told the international press at a conference held in Moscow th...

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Funny story: Putin Compelled To See Shrink After Humiliating Withdrawal from Georgia

Putin Compelled To See Shrink After Humiliating Withdrawal from Georgia

Hey, cut the guy some slack! Vladimir Putin is just an ex-KGB agent and onetime murderer for that hated security agency that had once boasted 2 miilion bad guys within its ranks. Putin is now a wimpering pussycat. Just relax World! Putin still awa...

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Funny story: Lost Kremlin Memoranda Found

Lost Kremlin Memoranda Found

Moscow, August 13, 2008: The Russian Federation has released emails concerning lost KGB memoranda sent to Soviet (USSR) state officials, by a KGB operative. This correspondence sheds some light on Soviet and American intelligence activities in the waning days of the cold war. The translated emails are provided below: [strong]THE FEDERAL SECURITY SERVICE OF THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION (FSB)[/strong...

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Funny story: Poland Vows To Strike At Russia

Poland Vows To Strike At Russia

There was a tense standoff in Eastern Europe yesterday, as Russia and Poland stood face-to-face, well, face-to-back-of-head, over the siting of American Missile Shields within Polska. Russian minister Vladimir Putin warned the Polsh government it...

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Funny story: Olympic Village - Female Georgian athletes attempt to have their male Russian counterparts evicted from their dormitory

Olympic Village - Female Georgian athletes attempt to have their male Russian counterparts evicted from their dormitory

Beijing, China - In a written complaint to the International Olympic Committee (IOC), members of the female Georgian Olympic athletic team accused a Russian contingent of all male Olympic athletes of showing up unannounced and uninvited at their dorm...

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Funny story: Georgia Plans New Offensive

Georgia Plans New Offensive

'Once the Russians withdraw, we'll go in again,' Georgian president Mik 'Heil' Saakashavilli told his mates in the western media as he started to chew his tie like a mental health patient. 'Then, if Russia comes to the aid of its ally South Ossetia,...

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Funny story: Bigfoot Named President of Georgia and Makes Peace With Russia

Bigfoot Named President of Georgia and Makes Peace With Russia

TBILISI, Georgia (FMLiveWire) - A Bigfoot from the Caucasus Mountains has been named President of Georgia and has made peace in the recent war between Russia with the breakaway Georgian states and the government of Georgia. The Bigfoot, who insist...

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Funny story: Russia "Just parking tanks"

Russia "Just parking tanks"

Accusations that Russia has violated the ceasefire in Georgia, by allowing tanks to enter the town of Gori, have been strongly denied by a Russian spokesman. "We just need somewhere for these tanks to park" "Our tank drivers have strict orders...

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Funny story: Chinese War Drums Drive Putin to Kill!

Chinese War Drums Drive Putin to Kill!

When Russian War Lord Vladdie Putin witnessed the bellicose drum display at the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics, he called Moscow and ordered the invasion of Georgia. Putin is said to have texted his generals: "These Chinese have just...

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