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Funny story: Rabble-Rousing Republican Rebel Retards

Rabble-Rousing Republican Rebel Retards

Republicans, upset over their loss of power in the last election, have decided upon some new political tactics. Tactics that anyone who went through Kindergarden should recognize. Right wingers are ganging together and going against everything...

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Funny story: Taliban - Republican Rivals Unite Against US Economic and Foreign Policy

Taliban - Republican Rivals Unite Against US Economic and Foreign Policy

Multiple rival gangs of Taliban, al Quaida and US Republican tribes have united to defeat any chance that the Democrats and their uppity brown president will even have a small measure of success helping improve the lives of common non fanatical peopl...

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Funny story: Republicants Hide under their Seats at Obama VisionQuest

Republicants Hide under their Seats at Obama VisionQuest

After eight years of Republican and cannot do rule, the US of A finds itself with a horrific deficit and unprecedented economic crisis. Add to that two unwinnable wars, crumbling infrastructure and tens of millions without health insurance and yo...

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Funny story: No Bailout Money For Republican Districts

No Bailout Money For Republican Districts

Since the Republicans unanimously voted against the bailout package, Republican districts will receive zero dollars from the recovery package signed by President Obama. Running up and down the steps of Air Force One, in Denver, Colorado, the zer...

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Funny story: Republicans Fire On Fort Sumter; Civil War Begins

Republicans Fire On Fort Sumter; Civil War Begins

Since the loss of the Presidency and seriously reduced representation in the Senate and the House, the Republican Party has been fixing for a fight. Minority Whip Cantor has been singing Mammy to former Republican Civil War General Newt Gingrich...

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Funny story: Republicans set to make history

Republicans set to make history

In an effort to make election history much like the democrats did in 2008, the Republican party is prepared to go in their party what the Democrats accomplished by getting Barack Obama president. They're going to nominate Juan Carlos Jose Manueal...

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Funny story: Republicans Vow to Rescue Economy from Themselves

Republicans Vow to Rescue Economy from Themselves

The current new great depression 2 is by all accounts the making of six years of Republican rule. The triumphalist trumpeters of trickle down economics have free marketed their and our way to the worst economic crisis since Republican Herbert Hoover...

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Funny story: US Repubs Vanish; Could it Be the Rapture?

US Repubs Vanish; Could it Be the Rapture?

Gallop polls report that only five states' citizens identify as Republicans. Four are Mormon strongholds and the fifth favors hometown queen Sarah Palin. The poll, which featured a gigantic sample, seems to suggest that the solid south has evapor...

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Funny story: House Republicans to Receive Mouth Transplants

House Republicans to Receive Mouth Transplants

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following the House of Representatives' passage of an $819 billion economic stimulus bill without the benefit of one single Republican vote, President Obama has proposed a revolutionary new bill providing augmentative surgery for H...

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Funny story: New Israeli Nazi Party formed

New Israeli Nazi Party formed

Today, in Tel-Aviv, a new Israeli Nazi Party was formed. It's leader, Shimon Peron, said: 'Our country has been riddled by Palestinians, so now we will deal with the vermin. First, we'll put them all in a huge ghetto - OK, we already did that - t...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Born In Bethlehem

Barack Obama Born In Bethlehem

After much speculation in the US about the actual birthplace of President-elect, Barack Obama, it has been revealed that he was, in fact, born thousands of miles from the White House, both in distance, and in stature - he was born in a stable in Beth...

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Funny story: Steamy Centerfold Calendar, "Sexy Sirens of the GOP" Will Top All Holiday Wishlists

Steamy Centerfold Calendar, "Sexy Sirens of the GOP" Will Top All Holiday Wishlists

Wahington DC- Still not sure what to get your husband for Christmas? How about a calender featuring a few of the hottest, sexiest ladies...of the Republican Party! The steamy and controversial 2009 calender, "Sexy Sirens of the GOP" will be on sto...

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Funny story: The difference between Republicans & Democrats

The difference between Republicans & Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and...

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Funny story: Republican Voters Denounce 'Black Friday' After Obama Win

Republican Voters Denounce 'Black Friday' After Obama Win

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Friggemall Wire Services) -- Thousands of the nation's Republican voters have announced that they will not support "Black Friday" in a bold show of partisan consumerism following Barack Obama's landslide victory over John McCain.

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Funny story: Republicant Politicians: America's new Hardcore Unemployed!

Republicant Politicians: America's new Hardcore Unemployed!

US Republicant politicians have been dropping like autumn's leaves this year, falling all across the country. At the same time American workers lie in jobless devastation in every state of the union. Statistics speak for themselves: 1.2 million...

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Funny story: Palin Calls McCain and GOP 'A Bunch of Jerks'

Palin Calls McCain and GOP 'A Bunch of Jerks'

ANCHORAGE (FMLiveWire) -- Alaska Governor Sarah Palin said Friday John McCain and the GOP were "a bunch of jerks" who pushed negative stories about her blaming her for the failed Republican election. Newsweek, Fox News and many other media report...

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Funny story: GOP - Spot Therapy Offered at Crucial Polling places: Make it GO OFF Like a Roman Candle!

GOP - Spot Therapy Offered at Crucial Polling places: Make it GO OFF Like a Roman Candle!

No one was surprised that Republican Party organizers were giving out Viagra at polling places since they had done that since Bob Dole. When your party has an ageing membership a chicken in every pot just don't cut it anymore. But when a new th...

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