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Funny story: New Labour: White Footballers Squeezed Out of Africa Cup of Nations

New Labour: White Footballers Squeezed Out of Africa Cup of Nations

Ann Clueless, the completely out-of-touch MP for Vicars Stiffer has spoken of her concern that the lack of homegrown footballers playing in the Africa Cup of Nations is damaging the Premiership and England's hopes of ever winning...

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Funny story: Al Sharpton Files Racial Discrimination Suit Against Self

Al Sharpton Files Racial Discrimination Suit Against Self

Rev. Al Sharpton has declared yet another high-profile case of racial discrimination. This time he's pointing his finger at himself.

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Funny story: GOP Denounces Racism, Sexism

GOP Denounces Racism, Sexism

Charleston, SC - Republican presidential contenders angrily denounced racist and sexist New Hampshire primary voters in a debate held January 10, 2008. "Those who voted against Obama were racist!" thundered Mitt Romney. "Those who vote...

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Funny story: Baseball Hall of Fame Elects Goose

Baseball Hall of Fame Elects Goose

The Baseball Hall of Fame finally selected Goose to join the Bambino, the Say Hey Kid, and The Duke. His bust will now adorn the same hallowed halls that hold the Yankee Clipper, the Splended Splinter, Mickey, and Hammerin' Hank.

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Funny story: Black Elves call for first Black Santa Claus

Black Elves call for first Black Santa Claus

NORTH POLE -- In what appears to be an historic upheaval of the usually business-like operations of preparation for the upcoming Christmas season, an angry mob of black elves are calling for the resignation of Kris Kringle and demanding he be replace...

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Funny story: Muslims Expose British Fascism

Muslims Expose British Fascism

In a brave attack on Great Britain's Nazi totalitarianism, the Muslim Council of Britain has laid bare that country's evil betrayal of the many Muslims who have flocked to its shores.

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Funny story: Los Angeles City Council "bans" the N-word; Unanimously passes the "Michael Richards, Don Imus, 'Dog" ordinance

Los Angeles City Council "bans" the N-word; Unanimously passes the "Michael Richards, Don Imus, 'Dog" ordinance

Los Angeles, California - In addition to having to follow their dogs with a plastic bag to clean up after them when they poop, Angelinos must now have to closely watch what crap comes out of their mouths as well when within the city limits. Although...

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Funny story: Controversial Show Sparks Tyneside Fury

Controversial Show Sparks Tyneside Fury

Tyneside auditions for the next series of controversial Channel 4 reality show Big Brother were plunged into yet more controversy as police were called to deal with alleged racism.

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Funny story: Racist gene-discovering Nobel Laureate banned from Museum talk

Racist gene-discovering Nobel Laureate banned from Museum talk

London - (Noballs Mess): London's Unnatural Hystery Museum has banned a world renowned Nobel Laureate from lecturing about genes on Friday because he is a tosser.

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Funny story: White Supremacist Group to allow members of Mixed Heritage

White Supremacist Group to allow members of Mixed Heritage

In a sharply divided vote, Aryan Nation, a formerly all-white supremacist group, voted today to allow "light skinned negroes" and those of mixed heritage to join its organization. They will also be allowing Jews who have converted to Chris...

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Funny story: Gangs of Kevin Andrews' Responsible for Racial Violence

Gangs of Kevin Andrews' Responsible for Racial Violence

Australian immigration Minister Kevin Andrews has clearly failed to integrate into the community.

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Funny story: A 'Coon' ... Where?

A 'Coon' ... Where?

Most of the people in town have CB stations in their homes because it had been difficult for them to keep home phones. Everybody in town that has a CB station was on the air last night. Local maven Clara D. was rushed to the hospital with a raccoo...

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Funny story: Arkansas Bigot Dies, Claimed to Have Invented Racist Phrase

Arkansas Bigot Dies, Claimed to Have Invented Racist Phrase

Virgil Lentilbent of Reamed Creek, Ark. died in his trailer yesterday. He was 87.

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Funny story: Jena 6 Rally Protests Black on Black Violence

Jena 6 Rally Protests Black on Black Violence

Jena, Louisiana (IP) - The thousands of protesters at the Jena 6 rally experienced a startling moment of truth and decided to protest black on black violence in America and all over the world.

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Funny story: "Dancing Racists" musical wows Broadway critics and fans

"Dancing Racists" musical wows Broadway critics and fans

"Dancing Racists'", a depression-era set musical starring Jean Claude Van Damme and Piper Perabo has been drawing in record box office numbers with multiple sell out shows.

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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Axed To Combat Racism

Celebrity Big Brother Axed To Combat Racism

Celebrity Big Brother, the show at the centre of a major racism row, will not be back on our screens next year, according to gossip garnered by this writer on a bus today.

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Funny story: Law lonely, depressed and senile

Law lonely, depressed and senile

Australia, Melbourne (Asian Federation) - John Law was at it again today, describing all Asian drivers as small, angry people who have trouble keeping their eyes open.

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