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Funny story: Hybrid Monster Becomes New Commons Speaker

Hybrid Monster Becomes New Commons Speaker

MPs last night voted a hybrid monster the new House of Commons speaker. A Bear-Cow has been appointed to this important position. The creature is part bear and part cow. The animal shits in the woods and lies down if there is going to be a storm.

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Funny story: Queen dissolves Parliament - takes charge.

Queen dissolves Parliament - takes charge.

In an unexpected but welcome development, Queen Elizabeth II has called the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, to Buckingham Palace and told him to "Piss Orf". Her Majesty has decided that, as an 105-year-old veteran of a large number of Prime Minister...

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Funny story: Hermann Goring grilled by Parliamentary committee

Hermann Goring grilled by Parliamentary committee

Following British political parties' and Parliamentary committees' successful and ruthless investigation and punishment of many of their MPs for defrauding taxpayers, and for lying and cheating and stealing, it was announced today that Parliament wou...

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Funny story: Gotcha!

Gotcha!

The MP's ship Parliament was steaming, all-expenses-paid at full speed towards the sunlit uplands of inflation-proof, reality proof prosperity at taxpayers expense. Reportedly, the Parliament's course would have taken it out of danger since a cloa...

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Funny story: 300 Portaloos delivered to Westminster

300 Portaloos delivered to Westminster

A fleet of trucks has delivered a huge number of portable toilets to Parliament Square. They have been lined up in ranks close the the Members Exit. It is suspected that the breaking news of criminal investigations of Peers and MP's may precip...

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Funny story: Fill in the ......... - YOU decide

Fill in the ......... - YOU decide

The ......... Party today announced new initiatives to ........ ........ in the British political ......... Prime Minister ......... ....... stated that the ........ scandal was not his ....... and should not be ...... against his ........ L...

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Funny story: New democracy Initiative

New democracy Initiative

In an unsurprising leak from number 10 today the Prime Minister has affirmed his fervent belief in the basic democratic idea of "One Man, One Vote". Unfortunately he has misconstrued this idea in that he believes he is that man and he has that vote.

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Funny story: Zsa Zsa Gabor named Tsar Tsar

Zsa Zsa Gabor named Tsar Tsar

Hungarian legend and wedding cake-makers' favourite, actress and good-time-had-by-all girl Zsa Zsa Gabor, was today made the UK's official Tsar Tsar. 'There where so many Tsars being created', Prime Minister Gordon Brown said, 'that we needed to c...

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Funny story: "Shady" Malik Rips Off British Taxpayers

"Shady" Malik Rips Off British Taxpayers

Shadik Nomar Malik may have used British taxpayers' money to have multiple offices, surgeries, hairdresser salons and suspicious massage parlors across the United Kingdom and around the world. Shady Malik's name has appeared on more leases across...

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Funny story: BNP leader Nick Griffin pelted with eggs outside Parliament

BNP leader Nick Griffin pelted with eggs outside Parliament

London, UK - As the result of a failed cooking show outside parliament featuring chef Jamie Oliver and vegetarian advocate Heather Mills-McCartney, BNP leader Nick Griffin pelted with eggs outside Parliament, having been caught in the crossfire betwe...

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Funny story: Partial list of people that have turned down Ministerial Posts in Brown Cabinet Reshuffle now availa

Partial list of people that have turned down Ministerial Posts in Brown Cabinet Reshuffle now availa

I have obtained a secretive shortlist of people & Ministerial positions offered in Mr.Brown's Cabinet. The list only includes those that have turned down this wonderful opportunity to serve their country in a variety of positions. Mr.David Carradine - Minister for Justice (left a note explaining) Mr.Nick Griffin - Minister for Racial Harmony & Inclusiveness. (Injured whilst fallin...

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Funny story: New Home Secretary Peter Saintson denies he wants his boss's job

New Home Secretary Peter Saintson denies he wants his boss's job

As Cabinet Ministers resigned one after the other, in a remarkable impersonation of rats leaving a sinking ship, the new Home Secretary Peter Saintson denied he wanted his boss's job. 'No, no, not me', he said, 'absolutely not, perish the thought!...

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Funny story: Sir Alan Sugar takes on Prime Minister

Sir Alan Sugar takes on Prime Minister

Alan Sugar will be standing in as Prime Minister and has vowed to 'hire and fire' where necessary. The Hackney born and bread selling barrow boy was first asked by Gordon Brown to be the enterprise tsar in the cabinet reshuffle but has now changed si...

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Funny story: Rats debate what to do over sinking ship

Rats debate what to do over sinking ship

Stories are emerging of a fierce debate raging amongst a colony of rats aboard the HMS Britain, a ship recently stricken by storms and now badly keeling to one side. The key concern centres upon the position of the King Rat, known to many simply as...

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Funny story: Spoof writers form new "Loony, Non-Political, Headbanging Party" for contesting next GB election!

Spoof writers form new "Loony, Non-Political, Headbanging Party" for contesting next GB election!

The UK is preparing for the most astonishing non-political revolution, which will change the face of Britain forever. Some Spoof writers are totally fucked off with corrupt politicians, weak policing, crime, gays, Iraq, Afghanistan, poverty, the r...

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Funny story: Witch Hazel Blears May be Banned from Parliament or Burned at the Stake

Witch Hazel Blears May be Banned from Parliament or Burned at the Stake

Communist secretary Hazel Blears woke up bleary eyed to find Londoners at her door with torches and crosses chanting, "burn her, she's a witch". Blears has insisted that all she has done was charge the taxpayers of John Bull's impoverished Island...

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Funny story: Q&A about Parliament

Q&A about Parliament

WHY DOES PARLIAMENT EXIST? It's a building crammed full of around 600 slimy horse thieves, who would steal your horse if you had one, and spend all day, every day, half-inching everything they can get their hands on ARE LABOUR MPs THE WORST CULPRITS? They're all at it WHAT ELSE DO MPs DO TO JUSTIFY THEIR HUGE SALARIES AND EXPENSES CLAIMS? Absolutely nothing. If Parliament had closed...

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