Ed Balls Up, Secretary of State for Education, Education, Education today announced tough new measures which may put an end to foreign exchange trips. The fear of paedophiles under (or in) the bed has reached epic proportions. Now parents who agre...
The Government has announced today that it is to hold a Public Inquiry to answer the 'urgent concerns' over Prime Minister Gollum Brown's taste in biscuits. The shock move was announced today by Home Secretary Alan Johnson, who said, "this is clea...
Liam Fox, Shadow spokeperson for extremely daft ideas has outlined how the Conservative party plan to save the nation billions. They are going to privitise weather forecasters. By selling off the man who warns you not to have a bar b q at the weekend...
The latest Conservative plans for cut backs on government expenses have received mixed reactions. George Osborne today told the full meeting hall in Manchester about his scheme to rule from Eton, so that Westminster can be done up and rented out to J...
The Conservative party conference 2009 has become an historical first, their shadow ministers claim defiantly they are telling the truth! Never in history has any Conservative (or any other political party come to that!) made such ridiculous claim...
Peter, a bright young man who has been seeking employment for almost one year when upon his last regular visit to the JobCentre Plus was told that he had to take any job he was offered or he faces losing his Jobseekers Allowance. Minutes later he...
More and more people are joining the growing call for all British MP's to live in there own "special" community. A leading figure in the police who wished to remain anonymous said "Its obvious those clowns don't live in the real world so we should ge...
The Conservative Nazi Evil Twin project continued yesterday when David Cameron's evil twin made an appearance at the Labour Paarty conference. As Gordon Brown rallied his troops, Evil Cameron leaped onto the stage and began running around making c...
In 2010 the Houses Of Parliament is to be renamed The Cuckoos Nest. The House of Lords has decided that referring to the Houses of Parliament as "The Cuckoos Nest" is politically and legally acceptable because it is a very descriptive way of what...
Baroness Uzbekistan, the United Kingdom's chief law officer, recently embroiled in a scandal over her alleged employment of an illegal immigrant is herself under investigation. The police smashed their way into her "main residence" at 4am yesterda...
LONDON (ABSNN) - Thirteen MP's were hospitalized Tuesday morning after reading the continuing news about US House member Joe Wilson's upcoming Ethics violation hearings and possible censure for calling President Obama a liar during his House speech e...
David Cameron, Tory leader, today announced his plans to reduce the cost of the Commons. The main thrust of his proposals is to limit the number of MPs to 'about a dozen, certainly no more than fifteen'. In a speech to party activists he explained...
Alistair Darling has announced a huge cut in departmental services today to save the government money but a leaked memo from the treasury indicates a new scheme which incorporates a particular type of new service to raise cash. The scheme involves...
Following the controversy over the appeal and release of the 'Lockerbie Bomber' on compassionate grounds and his subsequent return to Libya; the government has announced the setting up of an expert panel to review future cases.And in an unprecedented...
Seconds Out! Two former heavyweight fighters were reunited yesterday for one last time. Margaret Thatcher, known as the Greatest or the Iron Lady, met her old rival Neil Kinnock, the Windbag. It was an emotional meeting. The pair were famous for thei...
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The Government is about to reveal a controversial new plan to cut the number of young people out of work. Under the Foundations for Living scheme, youngsters aged between 18 and 25 will sign up for a 6-week crash course to l learn architecture and...
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