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Funny story: North Korea to Launch Kimchee Powered Missile

North Korea to Launch Kimchee Powered Missile

Anyone who has every eaten even a moderate portion of cabbage can understand the physics of the North Korean missile technology. Methane gas produced by even semi digested spiced cabbage in the fermented form the Koreans call Kimchee has been known t...

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Funny story: N. Korea rocket launch fails, catastrophy

N. Korea rocket launch fails, catastrophy

SEOUL - Fire engulfs the landscape, as Korean firefighters struggle to put out the blaze caused by the apparently faulty rocket design leading to the explosion. There is much speculation as to what could have caused the rocket to explode, officia...

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Funny story: Japan To Invade North Korea

Japan To Invade North Korea

TOKYO - Japanese Emperor Sashi Kajifuma has told his countrymen that he is sick and tired of all of this sophomoric rhetoric coming out of North Korea about their firing off of a rocket. He reminded everyone that several years ago the North Korean...

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Funny story: U.S. N. Korea Thaw

U.S. N. Korea Thaw

The U.N. announced more signs of a thaw in U.S. North Korean relations on Monday. Vitit Muntarbhorn, a U.N. human rights investigator, reported evidence that North Korea is embracing more and more of the American way and is hungering for even mor...

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Funny story: U.S. N. Korea Thaw

U.S. N. Korea Thaw

The U.N. announced more signs of a thaw in U.S. North Korean relations on Monday. Vitit Muntarbhorn, a U.N. human rights investigator, reported evidence that North Korea is embracing more and more of the American way and is hungering for even mor...

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Funny story: North Korea to launch chicken into orbit against Japanese protests

North Korea to launch chicken into orbit against Japanese protests

Pyongyang, North Korea - President Kim Jong-il announced today that North Korea would not send a satellite into orbit in April as originally planned, but will substitute the payload with a chicken. The communist government's sudden reversal of polic...

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Funny story: North Korea Is Ready For War - And Here Comes Iceland

North Korea Is Ready For War - And Here Comes Iceland

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea has boldly boasted that it is ready for war. Iceland with an Army of slightly over 900 soldiers, replies that it is on it's way to kick North Korea's ass. A high-ranking Icelandic official said, "We will conqu...

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Funny story: Ex-General Schwarzkopf Claims He Could've Taken Iraq, Iran, North Korea

Ex-General Schwarzkopf Claims He Could've Taken Iraq, Iran, North Korea

Interviewed at the Old Soldier's Rest Home & Canteen, former General Norman Schwarzkopf spoke to reporters yesterday about how he could've dealt with the War on Terror a little differently: I could've gone through the whole of Iraq like a bowie knife through hot shit if they had wanted me too. I could have then crushed Iran and cut off that little dictator's nuggets in North Korea within si...

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Funny story: US gives N Korea a big wet kiss

US gives N Korea a big wet kiss

The United States has taken North Korea off its highly touted Terror Tally, claiming that the insular, rude, proto-nuclear country and its fanatical leader have long been misunderstood. This change coincidentally follows Kim Jong-il's $800 billi...

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Funny story: Kim Jong, Ill

Kim Jong, Ill

There was a media frenzy this morning, with journalists from all over the world clamouring for information, when it was announced that North Korean porn star, Kim Jong, was ill. Jong is a leading figure in Asian porn, and has starred in several mo...

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Funny story: North Koreans Refuse To Adopt Shania Law

North Koreans Refuse To Adopt Shania Law

George W Bush looks set to leave the world stage on an all-time high after talks with North Korea broke down with accusations that there was 'way too much' Shania Twain in the negotiations.

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Funny story: Global Warming Linked To Industry/Technology - North Korea

Global Warming Linked To Industry/Technology - North Korea

A group of North Korean scientists trying to assemble that country's first nuclear bomb, has discovered what it says is a link between industry and technology, and Global Warming, and has laid the blame squarely at the door of the US. The group, b...

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Funny story: Kim Jung Il to Temporarily Resign

Kim Jung Il to Temporarily Resign

(MUSICMAN PRESS) It seems running a country while in rehab is just too much for Kim Jong Ill. As you may recall, Kim checked into St. Alexandra Home for the Rehabilitating into Society in San Francisco, reported at The Spoof earlier this month.

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Funny story: Kim Jong Il Checks Into Rehab

Kim Jong Il Checks Into Rehab

(MUSICMAN PRESS) MUSICMAN'S own Wang Chang Chow, of North Korea, reported to us that the hard-nosed dictator Kim Jong Ill, has checked into a Californian rehabilitation center. He also said that Kim was listed in the center as a substance abuse p...

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Funny story: Kim Jung Il To Nuke What?

Kim Jung Il To Nuke What?

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Reports smuggled out of North Korea indicate that the dictator, Kim Jong Ill may have bitten off more than he can chew. Mr. Wang Chang Chow, long-time news correspondent for Kim's state-run People's News, delivered the messag...

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Funny story: North Korea Offers Arms for Paris Hilton

North Korea Offers Arms for Paris Hilton

North Korea has made a new and unusual offer in ongoing negotiations over their nuclear arsenal. A negotiator for Kim Jong Il reportedly said that the rogue leader is quite fond of US celebrity Paris Hilton

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Funny story: 'North Korean vivisectionists tortured my giant bunnies'

'North Korean vivisectionists tortured my giant bunnies'

Pyongyang - (Sinster Press): Legendary German rabbit breeder Karl Szmolinsky is said to be inconsolable today following reports that the twelve giant bunnies he sold to North Korea's Kim Jong Very Ill's specialist breeding program may have en...

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