NEW YORK -- For CBS News president Andrew Heyward, the past few hours have been all too familiar. No sooner had he walked off the elevator after his lunch, he was bombarded by a group of junior executives informing him of the organization publishing...
Jayson Blair the disgraced former New York Times journalist who was sacked for making up stories as he went along, has been appointed as John Kerry's media advisor. This in turn occasioned a mad scramble by the media to find out why Kerry did it...
New York, NY - In spite of the National Guard document controversy and the record fine levied for Janet Jackson's breast, an undaunted CBS shouted back at the world today with a tough statement which will be read by CBS Chairman and CEO Leslie Moonve...
New York (AP)-CBS admitted Monday that it had been lied to by a former officer about documents purportedly showing that Bush was suspended from duty while serving in the Texas Air National Guard.
American government sources today confirmed that they are also drugging members of the press but with very little joy so far. Pointing to the New York Times' Maureen Dowd as an example, our source indicated that her writing had been poor and unin...
New York City, NY-- In a strange twist today, a political protester waived his right to freedom of speech during an organized march through Times Square. The march was held in an effort to raise awareness of the number of registered voters who are w...
While most experts agree that Neanderthals were an evolutionary dead end, becoming extinct around 30 000 years ago, new and significant information linking Neanderthals to the New York Yankees is set to light a fire under the scientific community. In...
New York (AP)-In a powerful speech that brought delegates at the Republican National Convention to their feet, President Bush promised a "devastating second term" if re-elected.
California has been focused on a FERTILISER salesman, Scott Peterson who allegedly killed his wife. Chicago has been baffled about Dave Matthews Band throwing HUMAN WASTE into the Chicago River. Now Anti-Bush protesters scream : "Hell no, WE WON...
NEW YORK, NY - Governor Pataki confirmed rumors that the Statue of Liberty had left her pedestal and was breast stroking across open ocean in protest of New York's hosting of the Republican Convention.
WALL STREET, NEW YORK - The Dow Jones was in free-fall Wednesday, as international investment firms lowered the credit worthiness of the US to the "Avoid Like the Plague" level. With no other options to pursue, the US Treasury Department a...
New York (AP) - The Grand Old Party has released a list of suitable and approved sites for touring during the Republican convention. The list also includes a section of attractions that are strictly forbidden. The GOP has gone so far as to actually p...
A New York man dubbed Spider-man because of his ability to scale walls, leap from windows and swing on fire escapes has been convicted for breaking into Manhattan apartments and offices. He was also convisted for breaking into 2 schools, which is kin...
Oracle CEO Larry Ellison outlined his plans for domination of the sun at a recent executive conference in New York, while looking for investors to back the lofty initiative. Ellison described the move as "unprecedented and visionary", where Oracle w...
NEW YORK (AP) Seventy-one years after her harrowing experience with one of nature's most awesome creatures, screen legend Fay Wray died in her Manhattan apartment. Death finally came to Fay Wray not far from the Empire State Building where mil...
NEW YORK, Aug. 9 (Xinhuanet) - "I hadn't been able to hold them separately since they were born" rejoiced Arlene Aguerre, mother of the newly separated conjoined twins. "Now I can decide which one is my favorite and which one will have to do the dis...
Summary: There is still time for the Administration to win the hearts and minds of the people of Iraq and the people of America. A bold strategy is needed and the Convention in New York is the perfect time for it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------...
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