The planned season of Michael Jackson concerts will now be going ahead after one Mr.Barack Obama stepped in to save the day! Mr. Obama, formerly lead singer with the Four Tops & more recently, leader of the Free World has bravely offered to st...
Someone had to tell it but friends and family of Michael Jackson say that his oldest nose has been informed of the King of Pop's death. "We drew mustaches", stated Forgotten Jackson, a very distant cousin's cousin, "And I blew it...drew it so it h...
Many Jackson relatives of Michael Jackson have today spoken out about the singer's unfortunate premature death. First off her marks was Michael Jackson's aunt and well known MP and former acrtess Glenda Jackson. She was said to be devastated by th...
In the heady days of the 1970s, lead singer of the infamous Brit punk band, The Sex Pistols, Johnny Rotten, once famously concluded a US gig with the words: "Do you feel you've been conned?" Rotten, now known as John Lydon, a half Irish ne'er d...
Los Angeles - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Deborah Rowe's opening gambit for sole custody of all three Michael Jackson children has been thrown into disarray. Her pursuit of maternal rights over seven year-old Blanket - aka Prince Michael II, has pr...
Los Angeles - (Rotters): Flashing an official Deed of Gift signed by the late Michael Jackson's royal Bahraini family creditors plastination nutter Dr Gunther Von Hagens-Daz stormed his way into an LA court room today demanding the immediate seizure...
Trouble in the Micheal Jackson camp as his financial advisors struggle to come to terms with the fact that the superstar weirdo was worth fuck all. The family have been scrounging from Jackson's own security staff in order to find enough cash to p...
Los Angeles - (Toxic Ass Mess): Singer Michael Jackson was taking a lethal daily cocktail of dozens of meds both orally, intravenously and via the French nation's preferred route. LAPD pathology sources have found a substantial build-up of the pai...
Michael Jackson was no paedophile, merely a troubled individual who had moments of naughtiness - so said behavioural psychologist Dr. Amanda Hugginkiss. "He was just a little, timid boy pleading to be let out" is how the Doctor described one child...
Holyrood Palace - (Dog Days Mess): Billed as a heavy cold, an unexpected eruption of royal Swine flu is one possible cause behind the Queen's cancellation of offical duties following the news that her wayward son by 41st US President George Herbert B...
Kennebunkport, Maine - (Dead & Buried Ass Mess): Secret emergency talks are taking place this weekend at the heavily guarded Walker's Point family compound home of former US President George Herbert Bush and his wife Barbara. Behind the heavil...
An overwhelming majority of Americans are still unwilling to recognize that persons other than Michael Jackson died on Thursday. According to a nationwide poll, 83% of the populace completely disregarded all other passages into the hereafter in favo...
Micheal Jackson's voice broke for the very first time just seconds before he died, according to a paramedic report. The 'King of Poop' was famed for his high-pitched squeaky voice which resembled a cross between Minnie Mouse on helium and Mickey M...
Further reports have been released to the press indicating that pop superstar Micheal Jackson was found on the floor in a 'Moonwalk' type pose. The eccentric singer was apparently discovered behind the couch with one hand on his crotch area, his f...
The delays in a full autopsy of superstar entertainer Micheal Jackson could be related to doctors' attempts to piece him back together as a kind of real-life Bionic Man. "Most of his face, skin and hair are man-made in origin as it is so there is...
Encino, California - (Rioters): An FBI convoy of earth moving vehicles, forensic mobile laboratories and over 100 sniffer dogs has been spotted on the Ventura Freeway enroute to the Jackson family compound at Encino. Over the road at Encino Resevo...
London, UK - Many of popular music's royalty were attending Elton John's AIDS foundation 'White Tie & Tiara' ball at Old Windsor when events surrounding the death of 'The King of Pop', Michael Jackson, became known. Said female Sri Lankan sing...
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