Royal Hospital showgrounds, Chelsea, London; Tuesday 24 May 2005 - (Associated Mess). Officers from the Metropolitan Police's elite Shrub Extermination sub-division this morning raided the Chelsea Flower Show and made several arrests in connec...
LONDON -- The painfully silent gentleman played a range of music from Tchaikovsky's "Swan Lake" to Lennon and McCartney. Beyond that, not too much is known about this quiet man who may be in his 20s or 30s, who may be English or not -...
London, Tuesday 17 May 2005 (Rioters) UK Prime Minister Tony Blair was arrested in a dawn raid on No 10 Downing Street this morning and charged with treason - on the day that was scheduled to be the official State Opening of Parliament and a Labour...
LONDON - Archaeologists say they found a 2,000-year-old shoe lodged in a hollow tree near Wellington in southwest England.
Tuesday 10th May. London. Clive Woodward was at the centre of another selection storm this morning after naming Jonny Wilkinson's granny in his tour party for New Zealand. Outraged Welsh and Scottish supporters vowed to now support the All Black...
LONDON -- Paul McCartney showed up at the recent Cream reunion in London and took the place of all three Cream members for six songs.
London. Panic has spread through the streets of the English capital and other major cities after an army of black-suited monsters terrorised citizens with swords made from 'beams of light'. As soon as Labour's victory was confirme...
London, UK; Friday 6 May 2005 - (Rioters) Following last night's general election triumph for the Conservative Party, newly-elected UK Prime Minister Michael Howard has executed his first manifesto promise by sending in SO 13 - the Metropolita...
London, 4th May 2005. Former UK Independence Party Candidate Sir Gilroy-Kilt has ordered an enquiry following the discovery of the British General Election results on the back seat of a London cab.
Buckingham Palace, London Friday 22 April - (Rioters) Her Majesty's official spokesman today confirmed that specialist staff at the Tower of London were planning a unique St George's Day surprise this year for front bench politicians of al...
LONDON - Shock news has been released this afternoon that the yet to be completed New Wembley Stadium is to be demolished to make way for an Ikea Furniture Store.
LONDON - An exuberant Charles Kennedy has announced that his party has won the 2005 General Election without a vote being cast. The leaders of the two main parties, New Labour and Old Conservative, have allegedly called him in the night and said that...
Clapham Pool Hall, London. Pool and snooker fans everywhere sat in shock, when an over confident university student failed to perform a trick shot he had so incessantly believed he could. The 20 to 30 second silence left a pronounced change...
Clarence House, London Monday 4 April - (Mess Association) This week's Royal Wedding has been cancelled according to a statement issued today in London on behalf of Prince Charles, Pretender to the Throne of Great Britain.
London-From 10 Downing Street Mr. Blair announced today the kidnapping of two of Britain's most important Boffins. "It is with a heavy heart that I must tell the British people today-Wallace and Gromit have gone missing. The Government fears the wo...
Wednesday 30th March. London. Humpty Dumpty was today celebrating an historic legal victory after being awarded £10 million in damages at the High Court.
Clarence House, London; Tuesday 29 March - (Associated Mess) More details of Prince Charles's forthcoming nuptuals are emerging as his official spokesman at Clarenece House confirmed today that newly-released pop music mogul, convicted sex offe...
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