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Funny story: Curse of Diana Act 9/11, Scene 43: Wedding off as Pretender attends father's funeral

Curse of Diana Act 9/11, Scene 43: Wedding off as Pretender attends father's funeral

Clarence House, London Monday 4 April - (Mess Association) This week's Royal Wedding has been cancelled according to a statement issued today in London on behalf of Prince Charles, Pretender to the Throne of Great Britain.

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Funny story: Wallace and Gromit kidnapped by North Korean agents

Wallace and Gromit kidnapped by North Korean agents

London-From 10 Downing Street Mr. Blair announced today the kidnapping of two of Britain's most important Boffins. "It is with a heavy heart that I must tell the British people today-Wallace and Gromit have gone missing. The Government fears the wo...

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Funny story: Humpty Dumpty wins record damages

Humpty Dumpty wins record damages

Wednesday 30th March. London. Humpty Dumpty was today celebrating an historic legal victory after being awarded £10 million in damages at the High Court.

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Funny story: Stag Night arrangements for Pretender's wedding

Stag Night arrangements for Pretender's wedding

Clarence House, London; Tuesday 29 March - (Associated Mess) More details of Prince Charles's forthcoming nuptuals are emerging as his official spokesman at Clarenece House confirmed today that newly-released pop music mogul, convicted sex offe...

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Funny story: Prince Charles too Wasted to Sign Pre-nuptial Agreement

Prince Charles too Wasted to Sign Pre-nuptial Agreement

London-March 27. Friends, family, and ex-financial advisors have all repeatedly asked Prince Charles to sign a pre-nuptial agreement prior to his marriage to Camilla Parker-Bowles. "I will not sign any bloody ‘pre-nuptial' agreement," said Charles,...

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Funny story: Bush fails to emerge from G-8 summit after 3 days - fall down stairs blamed

Bush fails to emerge from G-8 summit after 3 days - fall down stairs blamed

London - A conference of the G8-1 leaders yesterday vigorously denied the accusation that Mr. Bush's reported fatal fall down the stairs of the building hosting the G8 conference was not an accident. Mr. Bush has not now been seen since entering...

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Funny story: Charles names Royal Wedding A-List

Charles names Royal Wedding A-List

Clarence House, London; Wednesday 23 March(Associated Mess) - Prince Charles's household has named a glittering array of Global Peace Process luminaries who will be officiating at his forthcoming nuptuals to Camilla Nosy Parker at Slough Cremato...

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Funny story: West London ‘Wankers Party' Nominates Jeremy Paxman As Next PM

West London ‘Wankers Party' Nominates Jeremy Paxman As Next PM

The government office desires and needs of the West London 'Wankers Party' (WLWP) has been boosted by Jeremy Paxman being nominated and accepting the role as leader of the latest warm and freshly squeezed juice into the political arena...

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Funny story: On the road to Victory

On the road to Victory

LONDON (AP) - "In a hard fought contest, it will be New Labour's natural ability to present a unified front, that will ensure us victory for a third time", said UK Prime Minister Tony Blair.

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Funny story: Kate Moss To Marry Hobo

Kate Moss To Marry Hobo

Kate Moss, the Supermodel starlet has just announced her engagement to Mister Jack Daniels, (58) a prominent and well known vagrant who resides in King's Cross, London. A desirable area for the fashionable and image conscious homeless. Sporting a...

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Funny story: "I thought 40A was her bra size" sobs Blunkett

"I thought 40A was her bra size" sobs Blunkett

London, 7 March - (Associated Mess) New twists have emerged today in the latest chapter that is the fiasco of ex-UK Home Secretary David Blunkett's love life, fuelling the controversy that he may have been set up in an elaborate CIA-style MK-UL...

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Funny story: London Taxi Drivers' Brains Grow from Doing Their Jobs

London Taxi Drivers' Brains Grow from Doing Their Jobs

LONDON, England -- A study in London has presented some very surprising results about the size of the rear of a London taxi driver's brain.

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Cancels European Tour After Being Sickened by Grammy Performance

Jennifer Lopez Cancels European Tour After Being Sickened by Grammy Performance

LONDON - Disappointed fans grumbled last night in Leicester Square after learning that Jennifer Lopez had cancelled her appearance at the UK charity premiere of her new movie, Shall We Dance? The gravity-defying actress and singer cancelled at the la...

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Funny story: Third Secret of Fatima: Pretender to Throne picks April 1st

Third Secret of Fatima: Pretender to Throne picks April 1st

Royal Soothsayers Office, Tower of London; Saturday 12 February 2005 - (Associated Mess): A flurry of frenzied activity has descended on the Ancient Heraldic Order of Seers, Stargazers and Interpreters of the Splayed Royal Entrails this weekend fo...

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Funny story: Camilla Parker Bowles to Launch Her Own Cosmetics Line

Camilla Parker Bowles to Launch Her Own Cosmetics Line

LONDON - Camilla Parker Bowles and Revlon International announced yesterday that Feel Like a Duchess, a cosmetics line inspired by Mrs Parker Bowles, will be available in stores this summer. Featuring a full array of quality personal-care-and-groomin...

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Funny story: Camilla Parker Bowles shows true face

Camilla Parker Bowles shows true face

London, England - This week Prince Charles revealed his April wedding plans to long time mattress (oh, I mean mistress!) Camilla Parker Bowles, disregarding any negative opinions about the match expressed by other members of the Royal family, and fam...

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Funny story: No inquest into Di's death as Riggs Bank sponsors Charles's new folly

No inquest into Di's death as Riggs Bank sponsors Charles's new folly

Clarence House, London, Thursday 10 February 2005 - (Associated Mess) A spokesman for the House of Windsor has confirmed this morning that the forthcoming Royal Wedding of Charles and Camilla will take place without any official hearing into the de...

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