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Funny story: Another Lost Weekend

Another Lost Weekend

Paralytic Pictures announced today that they will be producing a remake of their classic picture, Lost Weekend.

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Funny story: Al Gore Gives More Reasons For Global Warming

Al Gore Gives More Reasons For Global Warming

Al Gore, whose award winning movie "In Inconvenient Half-Truth," brought the condition known as global warming into the forefront of everyday conversation, is expanding his list. Gore and his team of scientists have listed several other re...

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Funny story: George Bush Pardons Lindsay Lohan

George Bush Pardons Lindsay Lohan

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Today, President George W. Bush presided over Lindsay Lohan's trial and gave her a full pardon, but left the fine intact. Although the President of the United States doesn't usually preside over courtroom...

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Funny story: Larry King Interviews Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears

Larry King Interviews Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears

Larry King had his hands full, but he seemed to relish the opportunity to engage with three famous, but troubled starlets.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan busted with the fine white sugar

Lindsay Lohan busted with the fine white sugar

Today Lindsay Lohan managed to make a bigger fool of herself than most people thought possible. She has been caught driving intoxicated (again) and possessed several bags of powdered substance thought to be crack cocaine.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Drug Possession a "Misunderstanding"

Lindsay Lohan's Drug Possession a "Misunderstanding"

Lindsay Lohan straightened out the rumors that she was driving drunk, under suspension and in possession of cocaine.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Starts Celebrity Movement Against DUI Laws

Lindsay Lohan Starts Celebrity Movement Against DUI Laws

With the recent DUI troubles of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, a celebrity movement is forming to push back against stiff DWI laws. Lindsay Lohan has become something of a poster child for the movement due to her late...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, "I'm An Innocent Victim!" Paris Hilton responds, "Yeah right!"

Lindsay Lohan, "I'm An Innocent Victim!" Paris Hilton responds, "Yeah right!"

Lindsay Lohan has been caught again, this time after a second stint of rehab. Lohan was allegedly arrested for cocaine possession and DUI, but she has strongly proclaimed her innocence. "I strongly proclaim my innocence," said Lohan, "...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says Cocaine Was Not Mine To Police

Lindsay Lohan Says Cocaine Was Not Mine To Police

Lindsay Lohan, stopped for a D.W.I. and for chasing another car, denied that the baggie of cocaine found in her pants pocket belonged to her. "The coke wasn't mine," said a tearful starlet to investigating officers. "I'm not...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Emulating Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Emulating Paris Hilton

Pathetic actress Lindsay Lohan has been arrested in California by Santa Monica police on suspicion of trying to emulate celebrity heiress Paris Hilton, who was sent to jail recently for a pitifully short time...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan falls off the wagon and jumps behind the wheel; arrested two blocks away from the Santa Monica Police Dept.

Lindsay Lohan falls off the wagon and jumps behind the wheel; arrested two blocks away from the Santa Monica Police Dept.

Santa Monica, California - Lindsay Lohan, who was just released form rehab two weeks ago, was shortly arrested thereafter just two blocks away of the Santa Monica Police Department last night.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police

Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police

Lindsay Lohan's latest rampage ended in an arrest yesterday. It seems Lohan was chasing the mother of her assistant that she fired earlier that day. Lohan chased the mother into a empty parking lot one block from the Santa Monica police station a...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Gets Full Cavity Search, Twice

Lindsay Lohan Gets Full Cavity Search, Twice

Luscious Lindsay was busted drag racing in Santa Monica early Tuesday morning after leaving a Bondage S&M club with some friends. The young and busty actress had a sudden feeling for the flavor of a Pringles and they all decided to go to the Kwik E...

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Funny story: Lohan in Paris Hilton-copycat DUI

Lohan in Paris Hilton-copycat DUI

Santa Monica Lewinsky, California - (Ass Mess): Lindsay Lohan may be taking the LA celeb game of oneupmanship a stage too far in her bid to out-Paris Paris Hilton.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: I just know Sherrif Lee Baca loves me as much as Paris!

Lindsay Lohan: I just know Sherrif Lee Baca loves me as much as Paris!

Beverly Hills - (Ass mess): Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan has told friends that she knows that LA Sherrif's Department boss Sherrif Lee Baca "is an absolute s-w-e-e-t-i-e and loves me every bit as much as Paris Hilton."...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Surrenders to Bush

Lindsay Lohan Surrenders to Bush

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Lindsay Lohan surrendered herself to George W. Bush on charges of suspicion of being supicious. This was a result of her Memorial Day weekend car crash and President Bush's

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Funny story: Winona Ryder Finally Answers Questions On Shoplifting Incident

Winona Ryder Finally Answers Questions On Shoplifting Incident

Actress Winona Ryder has finally come clean and opened up to reporters on her famous December, 2001 shoplifting incident at a California Sak's Fifth Avenue. Speaking from a press room at the Beverly Hills Hilton, Winona offered the following sta...

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