Nicole Richie is awaiting a short prison sentence for DWI. Lindsay Lohan is awaiting a couple of court dates for multiple DWI's and posession of cocaine (whether or not she was in someone else's pants). The two Hollywood starlets have petitioned Ju...
Paralytic Pictures announced today that they will be producing a remake of their classic picture, Lost Weekend.
Al Gore, whose award winning movie "In Inconvenient Half-Truth," brought the condition known as global warming into the forefront of everyday conversation, is expanding his list. Gore and his team of scientists have listed several other re...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Today, President George W. Bush presided over Lindsay Lohan's trial and gave her a full pardon, but left the fine intact. Although the President of the United States doesn't usually preside over courtroom...
Larry King had his hands full, but he seemed to relish the opportunity to engage with three famous, but troubled starlets.
Today Lindsay Lohan managed to make a bigger fool of herself than most people thought possible. She has been caught driving intoxicated (again) and possessed several bags of powdered substance thought to be crack cocaine.
Lindsay Lohan straightened out the rumors that she was driving drunk, under suspension and in possession of cocaine.
With the recent DUI troubles of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, a celebrity movement is forming to push back against stiff DWI laws. Lindsay Lohan has become something of a poster child for the movement due to her late...
Lindsay Lohan has been caught again, this time after a second stint of rehab. Lohan was allegedly arrested for cocaine possession and DUI, but she has strongly proclaimed her innocence. "I strongly proclaim my innocence," said Lohan, "...
Lindsay Lohan, stopped for a D.W.I. and for chasing another car, denied that the baggie of cocaine found in her pants pocket belonged to her. "The coke wasn't mine," said a tearful starlet to investigating officers. "I'm not...
Pathetic actress Lindsay Lohan has been arrested in California by Santa Monica police on suspicion of trying to emulate celebrity heiress Paris Hilton, who was sent to jail recently for a pitifully short time...
Santa Monica, California - Lindsay Lohan, who was just released form rehab two weeks ago, was shortly arrested thereafter just two blocks away of the Santa Monica Police Department last night.
Lindsay Lohan's latest rampage ended in an arrest yesterday. It seems Lohan was chasing the mother of her assistant that she fired earlier that day. Lohan chased the mother into a empty parking lot one block from the Santa Monica police station a...
Luscious Lindsay was busted drag racing in Santa Monica early Tuesday morning after leaving a Bondage S&M club with some friends. The young and busty actress had a sudden feeling for the flavor of a Pringles and they all decided to go to the Kwik E...
Santa Monica Lewinsky, California - (Ass Mess): Lindsay Lohan may be taking the LA celeb game of oneupmanship a stage too far in her bid to out-Paris Paris Hilton.
Beverly Hills - (Ass mess): Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan has told friends that she knows that LA Sherrif's Department boss Sherrif Lee Baca "is an absolute s-w-e-e-t-i-e and loves me every bit as much as Paris Hilton."...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Lindsay Lohan surrendered herself to George W. Bush on charges of suspicion of being supicious. This was a result of her Memorial Day weekend car crash and President Bush's
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