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Funny story: Kate Middleton: My gay heartbreak

Kate Middleton: My gay heartbreak

London - (Ass Mess): Kate Middleton has spoken for the first time since signing an exclusive £500,000 kiss-and-tell about the loneliness of the last two years.

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Funny story: Curse of Friday the 13th as Wills shacks up with squaddie

Curse of Friday the 13th as Wills shacks up with squaddie

Pratts Bottom Barracks - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): In what hystery will come to remember as the Hellfire Club's Curse of Friday the 13th, the Pretender to the Throne's elder son William has announced he has dumped girlfriend Kate Middleton and shack...

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Funny story: Prince William And Kate Middleton Pack Each Other In

Prince William And Kate Middleton Pack Each Other In

Kate Middleton, the girlfriend of Prince William, is, this morning, no longer the girlfriend of Prince William. The pair have packed each other in.

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Funny story: Kate Middleton: "Wills was a complete sex addict!"

Kate Middleton: "Wills was a complete sex addict!"

Kate Middleton has narrowly avoided becoming the next Princess Diana this week by finally breaking it off with boyfriend Prince William. In an exclusive interview, Middleton revealed that their relationship could not continue because they are simp...

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Funny story: Prince William's Girlfriend in Horoscope Horror

Prince William's Girlfriend in Horoscope Horror

Prince William's girlfriend Kate Middleton has settled a complaint against the Daily Mirror newspaper, over an incorrect prediction in their horoscope section.

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Funny story: Middleton makes press complaint

Middleton makes press complaint

London - (Ass Press): Kate Middleton, the hired fag-hag paid to impersonate heterosexual bliss with the Pretender to the Throne's elder son William, has sent a complaint to the Press Complaints Commission bemoaning that she has been steadfastly i...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton takes the biscuit of tawdry slappers worst dressed list

Kate Middleton takes the biscuit of tawdry slappers worst dressed list

London - (Ass Mess): Rupert Murdoch's cookie division Fox's Biscuits has voted Kate Middleton the top English fag hag to grab tabloid headlines in its annual list of worst dressed old slappers feigning relationships with wannabe heterosexual...

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Funny story: Kate dumps William

Kate dumps William

London - (ReUterus): Kate Middleton has unceremoniously dumped the Pretender's son William after his intimate videos of them admiring each other's family jewels found their way onto an army officer's mess porno website accessed via PayPal...

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Funny story: What do the stars say for Will and Kate?

What do the stars say for Will and Kate?

London - (Rioters): Will (he) or won't (he)? Will they or won't they?.... That is the question celebrity spread-yer-legs betting site Aintgottaprayer.com is asking everybody to pour their hard earned cash into as royal engagement speculation...

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Funny story: Woolworths souvenir factory paying paps to snap Kate Middleton

Woolworths souvenir factory paying paps to snap Kate Middleton

London - (Ass Mess): Still reeling from disastrous Xmas trading figures and stung by criticism of their excruciatingly embarrassing 'royal engagement' souvenir mugs, high street rubbish peddler Woolworths has hired over one hundred paparazzi...

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Funny story: Hellfire Club paying Kate to pose as William's girlfriend

Hellfire Club paying Kate to pose as William's girlfriend

London - (ReUterus): Senior Euro-Septic Tory grandees bankrolled Kate Middleton to move into student accommodation in St Andrews into which the Pretender to the Throne's son William was shoehorned according to transcripts of MI5 files found after...

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