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Funny story: John McCain Picks Bush As Veep

John McCain Picks Bush As Veep

John McCain selected Laura Bush as his running mate for President of the United States. Sighting that she has equal experience to Hillary Clinton: living in the White House; sleeping with the president; traveling to over fifty nations with the Presi...

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Funny story: McCain Funds Clinton Anti Obama Ad

McCain Funds Clinton Anti Obama Ad

Mephistophel, Tennessee (IPP) - John McCain received word that Hillary Clinton was looking for financial help in creating an Anti-Obama political advertisement for television.

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Funny story: McCain and Republicans Rely on Scare Tactics Again

McCain and Republicans Rely on Scare Tactics Again

Ney York, New York (IPP) - According to John McCain most people have forgotten about the phony yellow and orange alerts that occured on a daily basis right up to the last day of the 2004 presidential election. McCain told reporters that this was an...

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Funny story: McCain In hostage crisis

McCain In hostage crisis

In a stark confession today, Senator John McCain reveals the horror of the time he was held hostage, with many other innocent businessmen, in the Nakotomi Plaza siege.

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Funny story: John McCain Has Affection Towards President Bush

John McCain Has Affection Towards President Bush

The scandal surrounding John McCain's alleged affair with a lobbyist may have died down for the time being, but Washington is still buzzing after President Bush endorsed John McCain for the presidency of the United States.

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Funny story: McCain and the Red Phone

McCain and the Red Phone

McCain is known to lose his cool on occasion. He's had more tantrums on the floor of the Senate than an unruly 4 year old. He's screamed the F word at so many senators his nickname is F-Bomb McCain. The word bomb might refer to his langua...

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Funny story: Huckabee Moons McCain

Huckabee Moons McCain

Mike Huckabee has refused to apologise for mooning John McCain after the Vietnam veteran won his party's nomination for the presidential election on Tuesday night.

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Funny story: McCain Uses Know Nothing Support to Win Over Nobody!

McCain Uses Know Nothing Support to Win Over Nobody!

With all credible Republican candidates for the Republican Presidential Candidacy long gone from the race, John McCain announced his undisputed victory over nobody!...

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Funny story: McCain Accepts Know-Nothing Party Endorsement!

McCain Accepts Know-Nothing Party Endorsement!

Immigration issues have played an important role in US politics across the decades and the centuries. The 1850's, the 18880's and the early 1900's have all been times in US elections where the issue of immigration has shaded the political...

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Funny story: McCain Able To Accept All Endorsements, No Matter How Hateful

McCain Able To Accept All Endorsements, No Matter How Hateful

In an ironically fratricidal development, "Son Of Cain", Republican near-certain Presidential nominee Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) seems to welcome every racist and sexist hate-mongering endorsement he can get - No matter what harm it does to hi...

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Funny story: American politics crazier each day

American politics crazier each day

The world of American politics, is, I am sure you would agree, a mish mash of back stabbing punctuated with inuenndo and hearsay. Point in question the elegibility of Senator John McCain to run for President.

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Funny story: McCain Mistaken for Frankenstein

McCain Mistaken for Frankenstein

Dallas, Texas (IPP) - John McCain narrowly escaped serious injury yesterday when a group of scientists in search of their lost experimental specimen mistook him for Frankenstein and threw a net over him.

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Funny story: McCain Switches Candidacy to Panamaniac Tribal Chieftain!

McCain Switches Candidacy to Panamaniac Tribal Chieftain!

In an election year that has surprises about gender, race and costumes, no shocker has been bigger than the disqualification of Arizona Senator John Mccain because of his birth outside of the US of A in the Panama Canal Zone.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Endorses John McCain, Asks What is Wrong With Sex for Favors?

Lindsay Lohan Endorses John McCain, Asks What is Wrong With Sex for Favors?

SANTA MONICA (FMLiveWire) - American's sweetheart Lindsay Lohan has strongly endorsed John McCain as the Republican presidential candidate, asking "What is wrong with giving sex for favors? I do it all the time, and John should not be ashame...

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Funny story: Nixon rises from the dead to challenge McCain: "Even I could beat Obama!"

Nixon rises from the dead to challenge McCain: "Even I could beat Obama!"

Washington--Former U.S. President Richard Milhous Nixon rose from the dead today to announce his surprising upset bid to challenge Senator John McCain for the slot of Republican Party 2008 presidential candidate.

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Funny story: Darth Vader runs for president

Darth Vader runs for president

Just hours after Ralph Nader has announced he is to run for president, Darth Vader has also thrown his helmet into the presidential ring.

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Funny story: New York Times' attempt to slime McCain backfires and helps him

New York Times' attempt to slime McCain backfires and helps him

The New York Times, a commie fishwrapper which should be called the New York Slimes, and whose motto should be "All the news that's shit, we'll print", recently slandered that great American John McCain, in the opinion of this repor...

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