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Funny story: John Kerry: Shagarific Baby!

John Kerry: Shagarific Baby!

HOLLYWOOD, Ca -- When Mike Myers called John Kerry and offered him a spot in his next Austin Powers movie, Kerry assumed it was going to be a cameo role. Little did he know that Myers and director Jay Roach had their eyes on Kerry for the lead role.

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Funny story: Final Chapter in Benji Saga

Final Chapter in Benji Saga

Los Angeles, CA - In a film that Hollywood insiders are terming "the shock of the century", Benji, widely acknowledged as the world's cutest canine, will have his swan song. The new movie, "Benji Off the Leash" is scheduled for release on August 20.

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Funny story: Kerry Runs Into Problems in the Latino Community

Kerry Runs Into Problems in the Latino Community

Senator John Kerry toured Latino nightspots in LA after his recent Hollywood fund raiser seeking to impress club patrons that he is a regular guy they could count on to understand their problems. Unfortunately as he attempted to lip sync Herb Alper...

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Funny story: Dems Assail Bush Sitcom Deficit

Dems Assail Bush Sitcom Deficit

Los Angeles, CA -- Hollywood Democrats today blasted President Bush for the worst record of creating hit TV series of any administration since Herbert Hoover.

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Funny story: Hilary Duff in New Movie

Hilary Duff in New Movie

HOLLYWOOD (AP) Hilary Duff is sure to win the respect of serious movie audiences in her new film "Evil Eyes". Appearing recently in movies such as Lizzie McGuire and Casper Meets Wendy, the pretty 17-year-old actress felt that she needed to take a...

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Funny story: Hollywood takes over Bollywood

Hollywood takes over Bollywood

Hollywood, the United States' multi-billion dollar movie industry has taken over India's Hindi cinema industry, popularly known as Bollywood.

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Funny story: Shocking Announcement From Michael Moore

Shocking Announcement From Michael Moore

With Hollywood still swarfing from the unbelievable report of that Olsen girl's eating problem, another celebrity drops another weight bomb.

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Funny story: Long line of running mates for Kerry in Hollywood

Long line of running mates for Kerry in Hollywood

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Presidential candidate John Kerry showed up for a rally of support from Hollywood and surprisingly announced that Billy Crystal will be his first choice for a running mate.

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Funny story: Hollywood rocked after tan line spotted on George Hamilton

Hollywood rocked after tan line spotted on George Hamilton

The acting community was stunned after Variety Magazine reported that an anonymous source spotted what is believed to be a tan line on George Hamilton.

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Funny story: Vin Diesel Accepts VP Nod

Vin Diesel Accepts VP Nod

AP, Hollywood, Stardate 17549. Democrats unanimously praised the choice of Vin Diesel as the answer to the 2004 ticket. "As soon as I heard he was back in the galaxy, I had to offer him the VP spot," said Presidential candidate John Kerry,...

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Funny story: Michael Moore Decides to "Literally" Breast Feed Hollywood Liberals Too

Michael Moore Decides to "Literally" Breast Feed Hollywood Liberals Too

LOS ANGELES - After the star-studded Hollywood premiere of his new film Fahrenheit 9/11, creator Michael Moore felt he had to finish the evening off by inviting the entire audience back to his home to give them even more of exactly what they want.

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Funny story: Eastwood to star in next Harry Potter Film

Eastwood to star in next Harry Potter Film

Hollywood, CA - Studio executives at Warner Brothers have been gushing over with excitement at the latest news: Clint Eastwood is finally resurrecting his "Dirty Harry" character.

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Funny story: Michael Moore to adopt George Bush policy for 'Fahrenheit 9/11' protesters?

Michael Moore to adopt George Bush policy for 'Fahrenheit 9/11' protesters?

HOLLYWOOD - The U.S. premiere date for Michael Moore's controversial Bush documentary, Fahrenheit 9/11, has been announced as June 25 and Moore's security service today denied the adoption of a U.S. Secret Service policy that will keep protesters out...

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Funny story: George Lucas Commits Suicide

George Lucas Commits Suicide

May 31, 2004 (Hollywood, CA) -...

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Funny story: Uma Thurman Arrested For Murder

Uma Thurman Arrested For Murder

May 30, 2004 (Hollywood, CA) -...

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Funny story: Keeping up with the Jones lawsuits

Keeping up with the Jones lawsuits

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - More than twenty years after the film debut of the character Indiana Jones, six law suits have been filed claiming the George Lucas character was stolen, as were some of the characters from which he reportedly stole.

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Funny story: What's in a title? A lot of words, that's what

What's in a title? A lot of words, that's what

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. -- Jaws was a short movie title. So was Suspicion and, of course, the shortest was M. Things have changed. Today movie titles are anything but succinct.

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