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Funny story: "Hillary and I have a special relationship.." - The Special Relationship

"Hillary and I have a special relationship.." - The Special Relationship

When Gordon Brown landed in Washington DC, for an annual White House visit, last Friday, it was thought that he and President Obama would discuss politics, and come up with innovative strategies to tackle the economic downturn. Well, perhaps, that...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Kidnapped and Decapitated by Al Qaeda: Six Weeks Ago! Obama sends Republican Delegation to Negotiate.

Hillary Clinton Kidnapped and Decapitated by Al Qaeda: Six Weeks Ago! Obama sends Republican Delegation to Negotiate.

Baffling news emerged today in the apparent kidnap and decapitation of Hillary Clinton while she visited Pakistan on a peace keeping mission. How Al Qaeda, the notorious terrorist group, was able to get access to her is sketchy but more fascinating i...

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Funny story: Acting like an old cougar on Viagra, Hilary Clinton giggles, flirts with goofy Pak Foreign Minister then sends him home empty-handed; Fatwa says he engaged in unbecoming behaviour for a Muslim male

Acting like an old cougar on Viagra, Hilary Clinton giggles, flirts with goofy Pak Foreign Minister then sends him home empty-handed; Fatwa says he engaged in unbecoming behaviour for a Muslim male

WASHINGTON: Having raided the country's Treasury for its sartorial funds, the Armani-suited Pak delegation headed by 'democratic' leader - the latest Army General stormed into the capital waving a 200-page list of demands. Having failed to wean t...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Cackles: "Peace in Our Time" after Hen Party in Argentina Lays an Egg in UK!

Hillary Clinton Cackles: "Peace in Our Time" after Hen Party in Argentina Lays an Egg in UK!

Before leaving Buenos Aires after a two hour Pep Rally with current Argentinean President Christina Fernandez de Kirchner, she and her husband take turns at the job, a triumphant Clinton held up a wrinkled parchment and shouted to the ecstatic crowd...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton offers to interfere in Northern Ireland standoff

Hillary Clinton offers to interfere in Northern Ireland standoff

Belfast - (Ballybollox): Hillary Clinton's presence in Stormont talks is guaranteed to stir up the kind of irrational venom that could unite all parties into a negotiqated Piss Process consensus, according to Blarney Stone sources. Unofficially Cl...

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Funny story: Hilary hopes Chelsea will not call her baby "Monica"

Hilary hopes Chelsea will not call her baby "Monica"

Washington D.C. and elsewhere on the Planet - With the ex president's daughter soon getting married, her mother must dread what her grandchild could be named. She had better not get Chelsea mad at her or she could retaliate and name the child "Mo...

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Funny story: Women were mean't to rule the World says Hilary and Palin

Women were mean't to rule the World says Hilary and Palin

Both Parties Plot 2012 Out of nowhere comes a rumor that is going to scare the wits out of you if you can believe this. Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton have met and are plotting to upset the entire voting population of the United States with their...

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Funny story: Hillary To Have Frown Permanently Removed

Hillary To Have Frown Permanently Removed

Word around Washington DC is that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is about to have her traditional frown permanently removed by cosmetic surgery. She recently told a friend: "I've had this frown since I caught Bill running around on me on our w...

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Funny story: 'The Hillary Clinton Monster Face' by Bobby Pickle and the Crypt-Kicker Five

'The Hillary Clinton Monster Face' by Bobby Pickle and the Crypt-Kicker Five

'I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld, a terrible sight For my monster from her slab did arise And suddenly, to my surprise She pulled a face She pulled a monster face She pulled a face It annoyed in a dash A monster face It was a monster face She pulled a face She pulled a monster face From my laborat'ry in, the castle east I sure was scared, of this mad b...

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Funny story: Monica and Hilary become friends on Facebook

Monica and Hilary become friends on Facebook

The infamous "under cover" girl that made Bill Clinton famous is now "friends" on face book with Bill's wife. The two ladies began "talking" recently when Monica signed in to face book and found Hilary requesting her for a "friend". If this isn...

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Funny story: Clinton in dubious electoral form

Clinton in dubious electoral form

Washington DC, Saturday. Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton, has been spotted running naked around the capital today whilst shouting electoral slogans such as "vote me in for Prez in 2012" and "give women a chance." Fed up with accumulating frequent...

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Funny story: O'Bama Gives Way to Clinton & Gates; Yemen Fate to Be Decided

O'Bama Gives Way to Clinton & Gates; Yemen Fate to Be Decided

The latest Richard Reid Wannabe via Yemen may have brought a dud of a diaper device on board the plane he was trying to light up for X-Mas fun, but the results 28,000,000 people in Yemen will see from his kitchen moth ball cooking escapade will not b...

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Funny story: 'Gone With The Windbag' starring Clark Obama and Vivienne Hitlereigh premieres

'Gone With The Windbag' starring Clark Obama and Vivienne Hitlereigh premieres

Today the new blockbusting American movie to end all movies opened, 'Gone With The Windbag', and this reviewer managed to steal a ticket to avoid paying to see it. The film is set in the American Civil War, and stars Clark Obama as Rhett Waffler and Vivienne Hitlereigh as Scarlette O'Harridan, and things start as Waffler decides to become an alternative President of America, leading the Deep So...

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Funny story: Italians React to Amanda Knox Apologists, Pledge to Reopen Hearings into "American Justice!"

Italians React to Amanda Knox Apologists, Pledge to Reopen Hearings into "American Justice!"

Italian cocksman and media mogul Silvio Berlusconi, enraged at U.S. politicians and some media broadcasters calling the Knox Murder Trial 'flawed', vowed to reopen troubling investigations involving American Justice. According to Italian Minister...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods and Chelsea Clinton? Monica Lewinsky offered $10 million for story

Tiger Woods and Chelsea Clinton? Monica Lewinsky offered $10 million for story

Washington AC/DC - (Trailer Trash): Did a Monica Lewinsky blowjob gag George Tenet's 'Tiger Woods/under age Chelsea Clinton back-of-the-presidential-limo shag' CIA probe? "That's not all that's gagged," latest Tiger Woods squeeze and Capitol Hill...

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Funny story: Fiance Of Chelsea Clinton Announces He Only Did It For the Dowry

Fiance Of Chelsea Clinton Announces He Only Did It For the Dowry

Marc Mezvinsky, newly announced fiance of Chelsea Clinton, confirmed rumors today that he is only marrying her for the dowry. Chelsea, the daughter of former United States President Bill Clinton and current Secretary of State Hilary Clinton, is 29 y...

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Funny story: Did John Edward's Mistress, Rielle Hunter, Elect The Winner Of 2008 Presidendial Election?

Did John Edward's Mistress, Rielle Hunter, Elect The Winner Of 2008 Presidendial Election?

Press releases from the new book, "The Audacity To Win", claims that John Edwards offered a deal to Barack Obama to deliver southern white voters to Obama and then offered the same deal to Hillary Clinton, if either would name him as their VP candida...

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