Musical fans of Alvin and the Chipmunks were relieved of enormous pressure with the recent notice that Chelsea Clinton is soon to be wed and bred, thereby insuring that the lineage of the lovable singing rodent will not die intestate! Alvin and hi...
Mention the word 'shopping' to the average woman and their eyes light up with fiendish frenzy, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is no exception as she has been given an open check book to visit Pakistan and buy as much 'friendship' as the falte...
The US insists that a missing Iranian nuclear scientist who has turned up in the country is there vacationing, the year delay caused by a wrong turn at the Universal Studios Tour, and is ready to leave. The state department rejected claims by Tehr...
Hillary Rodham Clinton said in a press conference that she intends to resign as Secretary of State and run for President of The United States. When asked why, Hillary responded "I am fed up with Barack Hussein Obama, I admit his Presidency is ille...
Seoul, South Korea. Just when you thought things couldn't get any more tense in the Korean Peninsula, something happens to make the comic tension ever worse! Today Kim Jong Ill announced plans for the entire nation of North Korea to simultaneousl...
Buckingham Palace announced today that the Queen has sent a gift of a Commemorative Diary to US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. A spokesperson for The Palace told reporters that the Queen was personally concerned about the deteriorating 'speci...
The Merritt Parkway was snarled for hours yesterday after a Secret Service vehicle containing Bill Clinton and an unnamed intern was rammed from behind causing the former president undisclosed injuries. Billy Bob was on his way to yet another easy...
Soul, South Korea - North Korea was sent reeling today under a new unprecedented threat by the United States and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. In a press conference Clinton removed one of her mauve high heel pumps and banged it on the podium wh...
Former President and inventor of mortgage based derivatives Bill Clinton is lobbying for the Supreme Court vacancy opened by the retirement of 90 year old justice Forest Gump. Mr. Gump had been in office for 60 years and finally stepped down after...
There's been an uproar in Chappaqua, NY, after the recent revelation that former President Bill Clinton has been entertaining "Cooking in the Kitchen" diva and convicted insider trading perp Stewart in the family home whilst Hillary has been 'on the...
President Obama denied allegations that Hillary Clinton has been decapitated by Al Queda while on a peacekeeping mission to Kielbasastan. "Mr. Clinton (yes we meant to say that) is a vital aspect of my regime and I can guarantee to the American p...
When Gordon Brown landed in Washington DC, for an annual White House visit, last Friday, it was thought that he and President Obama would discuss politics, and come up with innovative strategies to tackle the economic downturn. Well, perhaps, that...
Baffling news emerged today in the apparent kidnap and decapitation of Hillary Clinton while she visited Pakistan on a peace keeping mission. How Al Qaeda, the notorious terrorist group, was able to get access to her is sketchy but more fascinating i...
WASHINGTON: Having raided the country's Treasury for its sartorial funds, the Armani-suited Pak delegation headed by 'democratic' leader - the latest Army General stormed into the capital waving a 200-page list of demands. Having failed to wean t...
Before leaving Buenos Aires after a two hour Pep Rally with current Argentinean President Christina Fernandez de Kirchner, she and her husband take turns at the job, a triumphant Clinton held up a wrinkled parchment and shouted to the ecstatic crowd...
Belfast - (Ballybollox): Hillary Clinton's presence in Stormont talks is guaranteed to stir up the kind of irrational venom that could unite all parties into a negotiqated Piss Process consensus, according to Blarney Stone sources. Unofficially Cl...
Washington D.C. and elsewhere on the Planet - With the ex president's daughter soon getting married, her mother must dread what her grandchild could be named. She had better not get Chelsea mad at her or she could retaliate and name the child "Mo...
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