Cuba has oil and suddenly Bush has developed a taste for all things Cubano! Four headed monster Bush-Cheney-McCain -Palin have mounted their brooms and flown to Havana for unprecedented and unqualified talks. Bush brought Osacar winning fi...
Trying to bolster consumer confidence, President Bush has just predicted that the economy would come back, stimulating many to wonder: just where did it go? The usual pundits immediately cancelled their massages, wine tasting, and therapy to weigh in and comment: OBAMA: The present administration, which I'm going to replace, has kept the economy, which won't come back until I'm President,...
Today President George W Bush had this to say about the financial crisis caused by Iceland's banking failures: 'My fellow Scandinarians, Iceland's banks will need all our assisters and support, it is our duty to help the globule economicity funct...
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Bush announced that he will be taking $250 billion of the $700 billion bailout money and will be buying every single McDonald's Restaurant in the world. As American taxpayers from the Left Coast to the Right Coast shake...
Omaha,NE, Children's Hospital - Citing Nebraska's Safe Haven Law to take in unruly children, The Former President and First Lady, dropped off the current President, George W., hoping the action would finally give the nation some peace during the dec...
Los Angeles governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has today unveiled alternative plans for the rescue of the US economy, after first telling White House staff that the $700billion plan put forward by President Bush, was "bullshit". The US is in the midst...
American economist and sorcerer's apprentice Mickey Mouse has won this year's Nobel economics prize, it has been announced. The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences said the award recognized his hard work during the Bush administration as chief advi...
President George W. Bush, who will leave office within 100 days, has selected a site for his Presidential Library. The building will be located in the Dallas suburb of Irving and is easily accessible from several area freeways. "We done decided t...
Kennebunkport, Me/ Shipping News - In a moving and highly emotional impromptu news conference, former President George Herbert Walker Bush, apologized for his son, current President George W. "It should have been Jeb, it should have been Jeb," t...
United States Vice President Dick Cheney threatened to resign in a cabinet meeting today from his office (there are only three months left of his term). Cheney stomped out of the meeting and left the White House in a huff. When asked to explain t...
An army of concerned American citizens did everything that they could to stop worst president ever, GWB, from giving another lame ass inarticulate pitiful grunt out from his now totally imaginary oval office. Bush is as much a national leader as...
Washington AC/DC - (Motherf***ers Gone To Iceland! Mess): UK Finance Minister Alistair Darling is in White House talks this weekend, trying to persuade President Bush about the merits of nuking Asses of Evil rogue state Iceland. "Taxpayers around...
Americans and world citizens have lost so much money in the Bush depression, that a unanimous vote of sensible people has mandated that Bush be locked in the White House basement and not allowed to cause any more damage to civilization. Fortuna...
On the final leg of her world tour of the USA prior to the election fiasco later in the year, vice-presidential hopeful Sarah Palin took a wrong turning at Boston and ended up at Shannon Airport in southern Ireland. When she arrived in the termina...
Washington DC - In a news conference from the Oval Office, President Bush stated the U.S. was not ready to fully withdrawal from Iraq. The President went on to elaborate, "The U.S. needs to perform a complex sequence of maneuvers to ensure secur...
Following attempts from Israel to garner US support in helping them attack Iran, president Bush has stepped in and put his foot down in the matter. A statement from the State Department, ordered by the president, read: "The green light is tota...
The President urged his treasury minions to stop calling it a bailout and urged them to call it a 'monetary injection.' "Hell, 'injection' is a great word! That's what we're callin' it over t' Iraq - 'democratic injection.' Whah, hell, my daddy...
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