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Funny story: MTV's Tila Tequila Says Her Boyfriend Shawne Merriman Has A Very Weird and Embarrassing Fetish

MTV's Tila Tequila Says Her Boyfriend Shawne Merriman Has A Very Weird and Embarrassing Fetish

SAN DIEGO, California - Singer, model, MTV personality Tila Tequila has revealed that her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman has a very weird as well as embarrassing fetish. The Singapore native said that Shawne consumes up t...

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Funny story: Every Television Weathercaster In America Will Soon Be Fired!

Every Television Weathercaster In America Will Soon Be Fired!

CHICAGO - Due to the economic situation not getting any better Chicago's television station KUTT, Channel 50, has announced that effective immediately it will be eliminating its two long time weathercasters. Station Manager Percival Davidoffer sai...

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Funny story: Dan Marino To Change Name After European Country Mix-up

Dan Marino To Change Name After European Country Mix-up

Former Miami Dolphins QB Dan Marino has told reporters that he is considering changing his name after a series of embarrassing mix-ups which resulted in him becoming confused with the tiny landlocked European country of San Marino. Marino (Dan) to...

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Funny story: The Bud Adams $250,000 Tennessee Titan Bird Flip

The Bud Adams $250,000 Tennessee Titan Bird Flip

NASHVILLE - Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams is minus $250,000 after the NFL fined him for his childish bird flip during the Tennessee Titans - Buffalo Bills game. The two handed finger shooting occured as Adams' Tennessee Titans were soundly trou...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Lose: Tony Romo Says He Wants Jessica Simpson Back

Dallas Cowboys Lose: Tony Romo Says He Wants Jessica Simpson Back

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo sat in the Cowboys locker room disheartened, dejected, and depressed after their lackluster effort (showing) in their 17-7 loss to the Green Bay Packers who were 4 and 4 coming into the game...

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Funny story: The New $1.15 Billion Dallas Cowboy Stadium To Be Torn Down Due To A Flaw In The Urinals

The New $1.15 Billion Dallas Cowboy Stadium To Be Torn Down Due To A Flaw In The Urinals

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones reported that he has just been informed by the president of the construction company that built his new state-of-the-art $1.15 billion stadium that it will probably have to be torn down. Ian Poundsworth, C...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: The Samurai, Mark Dacascos and The Cowboy, Michael Irvin Are Booted Out

Dancing With The Stars: The Samurai, Mark Dacascos and The Cowboy, Michael Irvin Are Booted Out

HOLLYWOOD - The M and M boys, Mark and Michael were both eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. Iron Chef Mark Dacascos and ex-Dallas Cowboy Receiver Michael Irvin were both sent packing in a double elimination edition of DWTS. Samurai Mark sa...

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Funny story: Colts Center Tells Manning To Go Screw Himself

Colts Center Tells Manning To Go Screw Himself

The Indianapolis Colt's Center, Geoff Sunday, has told quarterback Peyton Manning to quit screwing around back there and call the play, already. "He calls the play, we get lined up and the next thing I know he's shouting numbers and messages all o...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Told To Wear His Baseball Cap Right

Tony Romo Told To Wear His Baseball Cap Right

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones, has told his star quarterback Tony Romo that he does not want to see him on the sidelines wearing his baseball cap backwards anymore. Jones told Romo that he expects him to wear his baseball c...

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Funny story: Top 12 Rejected Football Bowls

Top 12 Rejected Football Bowls

After deciding to call the new football bowl game in Lexington, Kentucky The Horsehead Bowl, TheSpoof has collected the runner-ups: 12. The Shirts/Skins Bowl 11. The Rush LimBowl 10. The Manute Bowl 9. The Luke Duke $ Bowl 8. The Balls Cup Bowl 7. The Vince Lombardi Ashes Bowl 6. The Racehorse Old Stew Bowl 5. The Steroid Ass-Shot Bowl 4. The Thundercup Chamberpot...

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Funny story: Sports Commentator Bob Griese Suspended For His "Taco" Remark

Sports Commentator Bob Griese Suspended For His "Taco" Remark

NEW YORK CITY - College Football Broadcaster Bob Griese has been suspended by ESPN Sports for making an out-of-line taco remark during the Great Lakes of Michigan College and Solid State University football game in Kalamazoo, Michigan. ESPN Spokes...

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Funny story: Oddly named quarterback's odd affliction keeps team from winning.

Oddly named quarterback's odd affliction keeps team from winning.

Woe be unto the Rams, American football's St. Louis Rams, that is. Seven games played, seven games lost. So bad is the team, it's been outscored by a whopping 151 points, 211 to 60! What the hell is going on? What could be derailing this team's efforts to be competitive? Well, start with one of the organization's prominent players, and look no farther. It's hard enough for any team in the NFL t...

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Funny story: TV Sports Analyst Bob Griese Apologizes For His "Taco" Comment

TV Sports Analyst Bob Griese Apologizes For His "Taco" Comment

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - College Football Sports Analyst Bob Griese did the old open-mouth-insert-foot routine while he was doing the play-by-play announcing of an NCAA college football game between Great Lakes of Michigan College and Solid State Univer...

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Funny story: Jim Zorn Gives Washinton Redskin Play Calling Duties to Sherman Lewis

Jim Zorn Gives Washinton Redskin Play Calling Duties to Sherman Lewis

Two weeks ago, Sherman Lewis was enjoying his retirement and playing bingo at a senior citizen's center. Next Sunday, he'll call the plays for the Washington Redskins. Head Coach Jim Zorn announced that "Mr. Snyder, our owner, feels that someone el...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Banned From Buying The St. Louis Rams

Rush Limbaugh Banned From Buying The St. Louis Rams

ST. LOUIS - The St. Louis Morning Monitor is reporting that the NFL Board of Directors has voted to ban conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh from purchasing The St. Louis Rams. Sports Editor Baxter Swimsteen of The Morning Monitor said...

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Funny story: Limbaugh's NFL Rams Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?

Limbaugh's NFL Rams Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?

A high powered group of wealthy business men announced today that Rush Limbaugh was being dropped from the syndicate recently organized to buy the St. Louis, Rams, a financially strapped, and athletically challenged National Football League Team.

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Funny story: Houston Is Named The Top NFL Tailgaiting City In America

Houston Is Named The Top NFL Tailgaiting City In America

HOUSTON - Reliant Stadium, home of the NFL Houston Texans has been named The #1 Tailgating City in the United States. Wade Bucknerstone, president of The American Tailgaters Council was asked exactly what factors are considered in deciding what ma...

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