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Funny story: Chunky Monkey Scandal

Chunky Monkey Scandal

After intense scientific research, it was discovered the real monkey meat was being used in the manufacturing of Jen & Berry's Chunky Monkey ice cream.

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Funny story: Puppy Swirl Cookies Cause Rotting Tooth and Hoof Disease

Puppy Swirl Cookies Cause Rotting Tooth and Hoof Disease

A shocking new study published in the U.K. Journal of English Medicine revealed that a popular cow pasture treat may very well be at the root of a disease that has plagued the European population for centuries.

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Funny story: Finicky Fast-Foodie Blurs Lines Between Gourmet and Ascetic

Finicky Fast-Foodie Blurs Lines Between Gourmet and Ascetic

Columbus, Ohio (The Scallion) - Dirk Poutine is a Quick Service Restaurant (QSR) connoisseur who likes his french fries hot and fast, just like his women. The inaugural episode of his new television show 'Dining in Style on Ten Dollars per Day&#...

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Funny story: Shock as Celebs Found in Tinned Soup

Shock as Celebs Found in Tinned Soup

The whole of Britain woke up today in shock as the news that 90 year old hag, Mrs Mavis Crapfield, opened a tin of condensed cream of mushroom soup to find what was later discovered as Marlon Brando's hip bone.

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Funny story: Dead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan

Dead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan

SAN DIEGO - Curators at a Southern California museum have announced an unusual discovery involving a visiting exhibition of the Dead Sea Scrolls. A mistake made by workers setting up a display of the millennia-old documents resulted in some of the s...

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Funny story: Great-great-grandmother Knows Best

Great-great-grandmother Knows Best

Maybe Michael Pollan's new psychic friends could have foreseen it. Only weeks ago, content to have The Omnivore's Dilemma atop the bestsellers list, Pollan now enjoys the distinction of having single-handedly sparked what promises to...

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Funny story: Why You Should Never Choose A Job In Fast Food

Why You Should Never Choose A Job In Fast Food

There are many of us, myself included, who make the dire mistake of choosing to work in the fast food industry. It can be for many reasons, such as location, job availability, or peers, but don't fool yourself. This is why you should never work in fast food.

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Funny story: 500-pound man seeks redemption - almost drowns during baptism

500-pound man seeks redemption - almost drowns during baptism

St. Croix River, Milwaukee - Admitting that gluttony was the only one of the seven deadly sins that he enjoyed committing, Mike Martinez, 39, attempted to set his life on the righteous path by confessing to his pastor that he had set out years earlie...

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Funny story: Women go Mad in Leeds.

Women go Mad in Leeds.

A large queue of over a thousand women are lining up outside a factory in Leeds. Why you may ask. Well they are taking it in turns to sit on the top of the chimney.

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Funny story: Posh Spice Caught Eating

Posh Spice Caught Eating

A passer by, caught Victoria Beckham, picking off a leaf from some unsuspecting tree then gobbling it up.

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Funny story: Fat people to feed the world

Fat people to feed the world

Radical new plans to halt Third World hunger were unveiled by Oxfam today. The British-based charity has proposed exporting large quantities of grossly obese men and women to areas where food is currently too scarce to support the population.

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Funny story: Blue Spaghetti for Healthy Kids

Blue Spaghetti for Healthy Kids

Healthy eating is in and companies are trying to devise ways to disguise healthy foods in children's meals. "Every one knows children will not eat anything they know is good for them, so we have to make it look unnatural and unhealthy,"...

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Funny story: FDA orders recall of 'Veggie Booty' children's snacks; may cause gastrointestinal illness

FDA orders recall of 'Veggie Booty' children's snacks; may cause gastrointestinal illness

Washington, D.C. - The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) finally took action against the makers of the Booty line healthy food snacks with the obscene, offensive, and sexually suggestive names, according to conservative family value groups.

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Funny story: Canadian Pork Processing Plant Shutdowns Lead to Braunschweiger Shortage

Canadian Pork Processing Plant Shutdowns Lead to Braunschweiger Shortage

LOS ANGELES - Unseasonably high Braunschweiger prices throughout the region are being blamed on unexpected Canadian pork processors shutting down their plants for extended maintenance.

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Funny story: Homeopathic Doughnut Diet May Cure Obesity

Homeopathic Doughnut Diet May Cure Obesity

Winston-Salem, North Carolina - Nutritionists at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have discovered a promising side-effect that could help cure the obesity epidemic in the US. Apparently, eating only a few sprinkles from the top of a doughnut triggers a natura...

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Funny story: McDonald's-Monsanto merger, Ronald out

McDonald's-Monsanto merger, Ronald out

New York - The McDonald's and Monsanto corporations announced today that they have reached agreement on terms leading to a merger of the two industry leaders. The new entity, to be called "McSanto", will be a "comp...

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Funny story: Man Eats Basketball For NBA Final Game 6

Man Eats Basketball For NBA Final Game 6

Topeka KS: James Stein loves basketball. The team does not matter, just watching basketball is what he lives for. With the NBS finals, the thrill is just as intense as any major sport finale. To show his devotion, and yes, addiction to basketball, Ja...

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