Shoppers were startled at an East London pet store when a foreign customer proceeded to bite the head off a live hamster.
Stunned diners at the McWiggerdly household were left distraught after watching their 10 year old fat fucker of a son eat the last sausage in the entire house.
During the Reagan Administration, ketchup on hamburgers was officially declared a vegetable. In the Clinton years, corn chips with cheese sauce and pinto beans (nachos) became acceptable in school lunch programs as a main dish, fulling grain, dairy,...
AP, SARASOTA - Prefer your fried food a la four pm? Like to eat your eel early? Beware: such habits may earn you a one-way trip to the nursing home.
An extremely greedy and pompous Subway sandwich shop manager from New Mexico was fired yesterday for eating the complete stock of food in the shops limited inventory.
Norway made world news recently with the opening of a Doomsday Vault close to the North Pole to safeguard seed stocks that haven't been genetically modified.
UN ministers revealed yesterday that they have come up with a plan to solve both the growing food crisis in the third world, and still be economically friendly at the same time.
A TV advert for Nutella has had to be cut because the advertising watchdog ruled it exaggerated the hazelnut spread's nutritional value. The advertisement maintains that adding it to toast can produce a balanced breakfast.
Restaurant entrepreneur, Alexander Tipless, has opened the first "Your home cooked" restaurant in Tunbridge Wells, Kent. This innovative idea allows customers to take their own food and drink to the eatery and rent the table.
Pancake Day, or Shrove Tuesday, is upon us once again, and celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has this morning been speaking on the BBC to give the best advice on 'How to be a Perfect Tosser'.
TV swearing expert and presenter of the F-word, Gordon Ramsay, has said in a statement today that he intends to curb his foul language, and concentrate, instead, on being a chef. Ramsay, 61, is the most-wrinkled man on TV, and has become notorious...
A British pharmaceutical company has introduced a new convenience food for 2008 in the form of injectable meals that require no cooking at all. Responding to consumers' criticisms of current microwavable meals, the company have developed a uniqu...
A Durham man was attacked this evening by a locovore when he got in the locovore's way while it was grazing at a Whole Food's salad bar on Todd Street. Peter Hardwick was serving himself when a man identified as a locovore came out of the cor...
Does my dog have food? Maybe.
A government investigation carried out into the causes of Mad Cow Disease or, to give it its scientific name, Meatpie Spongiform Shakeaboutabit (BSE), has concluded that steak and kidney pies consumed at football stadiums we...
The United States Department of Agriculture has decreed that all companies who sell Buffalo Wings must stop using that name as it is false advertising. Department Spokesman Vern Kwim delivered the following statement in regards to the decision:
Several of the biggest fast food enterprises have joined forces in a secret project. McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, and Sonic are developing a new super-burger that will appeal to the typical fast food customer who is craving ever-larger portio...
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