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Funny story: McDonalds To Honor President Trump With A New Modified Burger

McDonalds To Honor President Trump With A New Modified Burger

NEW YORK CITY – The McDonalds Corporation has stated that they, like all fast food restaurants, are losing a tremendous amount of business. The New York World Register newspaper is reporting that people are not going out to eat because of the COVI...

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Funny story: President Trump Hints That He May Be Purchasing The Houston Astros

President Trump Hints That He May Be Purchasing The Houston Astros

HOUSTON – The president and his daughter, Ivanka, made a quick trip on Air Force One down to Houston to meet with the owner of the Houston Astros Jim “Whooping” Crane. Crane, who purchased the team in 2011 for $465 million, said that the president...

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Funny story: US Long-Range Weather Forecast: Shitstorms

US Long-Range Weather Forecast: Shitstorms

The unsettled weather all states of the US have been experiencing over the last few weeks looks set to continue until at least November. Various commentators not normally associated with weather forecasting have described the conditions as "a shi...

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Funny story: Rex The Wonder Dog To Join Trump's White House Coronavirus Task Force

Rex The Wonder Dog To Join Trump's White House Coronavirus Task Force

BILLINGSGATE POST: Upon his appointment to President Trump’s White House Coronavirus Task Force; an open letter from Rex the Wonder Dog to the American public: “You can't imagine how proud I am to join President Trump’s White House Coronavirus Tas...

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Kicks Off The Megyn Kelly – Don Lemon Feud

Megyn Kelly Kicks Off The Megyn Kelly – Don Lemon Feud

NEW YORK CITY – Former Fox News and NBC anchor, Megyn Marie Kelly, has allegedly come out of the news woodwork to attack CNN anchor Don Lemon. According to Kelly’s gynaecologist, she does not like the way Lemon is constantly attacking President Tr...

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Funny story: Australia Rejects Trump's Offer of Support

Australia Rejects Trump's Offer of Support

Australia has rejected US President Donald Trump's offer to send help to wombats stricken by the recent bush fires. Following the news of the bush fires, Trump told a press briefing that he had instructed unnamed companies to contact Australia in...

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Funny story: President Trump is Demanding That The NFL Season Start on Time

President Trump is Demanding That The NFL Season Start on Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has talked to the commissioner of the NFL, and has instructed him that the 2020 NFL football season will start on time. Trump told Commissioner Roger Goodell that he does not care if only 43 people show up to eac...

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Funny story: 'Scream Out Of Your Window In Frustration' Event To Go Ahead

'Scream Out Of Your Window In Frustration' Event To Go Ahead

A worldwide event that had initially aroused opposition from various governments due to concerns about noise, has been given the all-clear, and will go ahead, as scheduled, on Saturday at 8pm, wherever you are. The 'Scream Out Of Your Window In Fr...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Says She Thinks Her Pet Parrot May Have C-19

Melania Trump Says She Thinks Her Pet Parrot May Have C-19

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The first lady reportedly told her pedicurist, Mr. Mimosa, that she is afraid that the White House parrot, Crackers, may have the C-19 flu virus. Mrs. Trump informed her personal secret service agent Max Goobitosi that, when she...

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani is Missing

Rudy Giuliani is Missing

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has been informed that his lawyer Rudy Giuliani appears to be MIA. Trump’s favorite attorney was reportedly last seen at a Coney Island hot dog stand purchasing six hot dogs to go. The hot dog vendor said that...

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Funny story: Mayan High Priest Hokum Revises Coronavirus Doomsday Prediction

Mayan High Priest Hokum Revises Coronavirus Doomsday Prediction

BILLINGSGATE POST - Mayan High Chief Hokum, after watching the latest Trump Coronavirus update, told FOX NEWS Sean Hannity, that it is time for everyone to practice "grabbing your ankles, putting your head between your legs and kissing your ass goodb...

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Funny story: Max Factor to Sue Trump

Max Factor to Sue Trump

Cosmetics giant Max Factor has today announced its intention to sue president Donald John Trump. The suit aledges that president Trump, who is widely known to be a long-time user of Max factor’s products, has caused lasting damage to the compan...

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Funny story: President Trump Says That He is Willing to Take Hydroxychloroquine to Prove it is Harmless

President Trump Says That He is Willing to Take Hydroxychloroquine to Prove it is Harmless

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president has said that he wants to prove to his base, as well as to his baseless, that he is not afraid of taking the COVID-19-fighting drug, Hydroxychloroquine. Trump, responding to a question from a reporter with The Wash...

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Funny story: The President Trump - Governor Cuomo Feud is Getting Uglier by The New York Minute

The President Trump - Governor Cuomo Feud is Getting Uglier by The New York Minute

NEW YORK CITY – Lately the president has been criticizing New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and saying that he is asking for way too many medical items such as medical masks, band-aids, tongue depressors, and placebo pills. The governor has been resp...

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Funny story: More and More Networks are Choosing Not to Telecast Trump’s Daily Pandemic/Campaign Rally Press Conferences

More and More Networks are Choosing Not to Telecast Trump’s Daily Pandemic/Campaign Rally Press Conferences

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Several more networks have now opted to no longer allow the president to use his daily Coronavirus press conferences as self-serving campaign pep rallies. CNN and MSNBC have now joined The New York World Register, The Hollywood...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Decided to Rename Air Force One

President Trump Has Decided to Rename Air Force One

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president’s chief counsel, Kellyanne Conway, has just informed the White House media about a decision that POTUS has just made. Conway informed the press that the president has decided that, after 67½ years of the presidenti...

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Funny story: Absence of Sexual Assault Allegations Against Sanders Causes Some to Question Viability of His Candidacy

Absence of Sexual Assault Allegations Against Sanders Causes Some to Question Viability of His Candidacy

After presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump was recorded describing his preferred means of sexually harassing women, and Democratic front-runner Joe Biden was alleged to have sexually assaulted former staffer Tara Reade, the lack of any sexual...

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