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Funny story: Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

The Seventh Circle of Hell Action News Reports- Rumors have begun to circulate that Death will reverse his tradition of supporting Democratic candidates and will in fact be endorsing Rudy Giuliani in his bid for the White House. Deat...

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Funny story: Man hen-pecked to death

Man hen-pecked to death

MEXICO (International Herald Tribune) - A middle-aged Tijuana man died Friday while cleaning the bird pen at a local petting zoo.

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Funny story: Big Brother is Terminal. Will Someone Donate a Heart?

Big Brother is Terminal. Will Someone Donate a Heart?

A new show from the makers of Big Brother, that will see a terminally ill person choose which of three people in need of a transplant gets a kidney, will probably, tragically, still attract viewers.

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Funny story: Dead bodies to be recycled

Dead bodies to be recycled

Along with the mounting concern over landfill sites rapidly running out of space comes a new worry that the same thing is happening to Britain's graveyards. Even though over 50% of the population choose to be cremated after death, approximately 3...

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Funny story: Mickey Mouse Dead of Apparent D-Con Overdose

Mickey Mouse Dead of Apparent D-Con Overdose

Mickey Mouse, the beloved Disney character who charmed millions of young hearts has died, the victim of an apparent D-Con overdose.

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Funny story: Death by teabagging

Death by teabagging

Since 2003 there have been so few public demonstrations that, given the widespread discontent with the government, it would not be difficult to believe that quietly in 2004 the right to free speech and protest were criminalised with a mandatory sentence of death by teabagging. Yet like illegal music, pornography and paedophilia the internet is set to breath new life into a nearly forgotten pursuit...

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Funny story: Death does not prevent cancer

Death does not prevent cancer

A new report by scientists has warned that links between risk-of-death and cancer are routinely underestimated by film and television crews, as well as most government departments across the globe. The shocking new results mean safety is as much as 5...

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Funny story: Dead Man Walking in Scotland

Dead Man Walking in Scotland

A man who was declared dead at a hospital in Scotland was later found alive after officials mounted a search believing they'd lost the body.

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Funny story: Smart and Bush Rip Off the Dead

Smart and Bush Rip Off the Dead

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Michigan - Clayton R. Smart, 67, of Okmulgee, Okla., and Michigan attorney Craig Bush decided that ripping off the living wasn't enough for them. In an effort to solve that pressing problem, they decided to rip off the dea...

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Funny story: JK Rowling GOOD! Harry Potter BAD!

JK Rowling GOOD! Harry Potter BAD!

This reporter was wrong about JK Rowling (I WANT MISCHA BARTON BACK BITCH!) JK is a kind sweet generous person who would have loved to save Harry Potter from his tragic death but incriminating (FAKE) eveidence shows Harry Potter beating babies and stealing candy whilst JK frolocks through a meadow giving banana cake to children.

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Funny story: Death Takes Vacation In Hawaii

Death Takes Vacation In Hawaii

TOMBSTONE, NETHERVOID--(NECRO PRESS) "After being on the job, what looks like...Forever! I decided to take a break from all the doom & gloom and step out among the living to smell the flowers" says our even...

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Funny story: France's Fast Train Smashes Speed Record, Travels to the Future, Smashes Buildings and People

France's Fast Train Smashes Speed Record, Travels to the Future, Smashes Buildings and People

France's new fast train has smashed the previous fast train record. However, in so doing, it has gone so fast it has accidentally traveled forward in time, like Michael J Fox in Back to the Future.

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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Death Hole

Harry Potter and the Death Hole

J.K. Rowling author of the unusually popular Harry Potter series held a press conference in London to talk about the plot of Harry Potter and the Death Hole. The story centres around Harry Fucker-...Potter? are you sure? it says Fucker on my sheet...BILLY! IT'S NOT FUNNY I WILL KICK YOUR WHITE ASS! Harry POTTER and his friends Hermione Grazer-...Granger? no way but...BILLLY! Hermione GRANGER a...

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Funny story: Cause of Anna Nicole Smith's Prolonged Death Revealed.

Cause of Anna Nicole Smith's Prolonged Death Revealed.

The cause of Anna Nicole Smith's prolonged death has finally been revealed. Apparently the reason her death is still going is due to the fact that the public love drama.

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Funny story: Missing Pages Found of Bob Woolmer's Autobiography - Said to be 'Well Written'

Missing Pages Found of Bob Woolmer's Autobiography - Said to be 'Well Written'

The missing pages of Bob Woolmer's autobiography have been found buried in a cricket pitch in Bermuda. Police immediately seized the pages in hope that it would shed some light on Woolmer's killer.

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Funny story: Who killed Bob Woolmer?

Who killed Bob Woolmer?

On 18 March 2007, Bob Woolmer was found unconscious in his hotel room in Kingston, Jamaica. He was confirmed dead at the nearby University Hospital. The Jamaican police announced on 21 March 2007 that the death was being treated as "suspicious". Now the big question, who killed Bob Woolmer?...

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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy Points To Murder

Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy Points To Murder

MiAMI, FLORIDA--(RUMRZ) "Anna Nicole Smith was Murdered!", Admits Dr. Tim Bucktooth, Miami Dade County Coroner, at a news conference this morning. Shock and a new heightened interest was the reaction to the verdict being ha...

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