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Funny story: Cat "senses death" in reincarnation mystery

Cat "senses death" in reincarnation mystery

A US cat that is reportedly able to sense when a nursing home's residents are about to die is baffling doctors. Shipman the cat has a habit of curling up next to patients at the home in Providence, Rhode Island, in their final hours.

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Funny story: 476 People Die at 2007 Woodstock Music Festival

476 People Die at 2007 Woodstock Music Festival

Woodstock, New York (IP) - Shocking reports filtering out of upstate New York indicate that almost 500 people have lost their lives at the modern day Woodstock Rock festival.

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Funny story: Five Severed Heads found in Bucks

Five Severed Heads found in Bucks

Bucks Police unearthed a grisly sight in a garden in Chesham with 5 heads, minus their bodies being discovered, under the shed.

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Funny story: A Menu Change At Taco Bell

A Menu Change At Taco Bell

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Mexican Food Giant Taco Bell has made several menu changes lately, in the intrest of health. The changes are part of a healthier Taco Bell.

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Funny story: Surgeon General Warns: We Are All Going to Die

Surgeon General Warns: We Are All Going to Die

Atlanta, GA (IP) - The Surgeon General has picked Friday 13th to issue a dire warning that we are all going to die.

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Funny story: Skeleton Found Asleep In Bed

Skeleton Found Asleep In Bed

A council worker who broke into a home in the Meanwood area of Leeds to claim unpaid rent arrears from the tenant living there, discovered the skeleton of Mr Jonathan Doe lying in bed. Mr Doe had been a resident at the property for more than fifty...

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Funny story: "There's Somebody At The Door!" Rod Hull Speaks From The Grave

"There's Somebody At The Door!" Rod Hull Speaks From The Grave

Deceased puppet master, wiry ginger bloke and children's entertainer Rod Hull has sensationally contacted Emu from beyond the grave.

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Funny story: Court rules the dead can incorporate

Court rules the dead can incorporate

San Francisco - In a mixed decision a Federal court decided yesterday that a person can have the same rights as a corporation, setting up likely conflicts for years to come. The ruling "attempts to right the imbalance of power c...

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Funny story: Calling Bikers "Sissies" Quick Way to Get Killed, Study Finds

Calling Bikers "Sissies" Quick Way to Get Killed, Study Finds

Boston, MA - A ten-minute long Harvard study concluded yesterday that calling bikers "sissies" was a quick way to get oneself murdered.

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Funny story: Famed ABC sports journalist finally laid to rest

Famed ABC sports journalist finally laid to rest

NEW YORK (New York Toast) - Infamous former American sports commentator, How'weird Gross'smell, was buried this weekend. It turns out that he had actually passed away twelve years ago, but his remains were accidentally left in a seldom-used...

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Funny story: Karen Carpenter Raised from the Dead

Karen Carpenter Raised from the Dead

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Today, Cal-el flew to Karen Carpenter's grave and raised her from the dead. Cal-el said that he was sick of Rap "music" and the horrible effect it has had on the country. Cal-el felt that it was ti...

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Funny story: How Low Can Bush's Approval Rating Go?

How Low Can Bush's Approval Rating Go?

(MUSICMAN PRESS) "How low can he go?" is the question every political expert nation-wide is wondering. In a statement released early Thursday, Bush's sat at an ill 29%. "I can't explain it. I just cain't please y'all.&q...

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Funny story: Homosexuality: The Truth

Homosexuality: The Truth

1947. A year mixed with controversy and doubt. The war is over and Hitler has been defeated but the human race that inhabits this world still faces a grim problem. With the death of millions after world war two the race of man started to breed like never before. Women were having up to 15 children each, desperate to have the offspring of as many war hero's as possible. The Men would abuse thei...

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Funny story: Bob Monkhouse Returns From The Dead

Bob Monkhouse Returns From The Dead

In a shock to the comedy establishment today, veteran comedian Bob Monkhouse has returned from the dead. He was initially spotted playing golf alongside Jimmy Tarbuck on Saturday, but journalists simply didn't believe the dead comedian had return...

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Funny story: Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

Giuliani to Pick Up Key Endorsement from Death

The Seventh Circle of Hell Action News Reports- Rumors have begun to circulate that Death will reverse his tradition of supporting Democratic candidates and will in fact be endorsing Rudy Giuliani in his bid for the White House. Deat...

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Funny story: Man hen-pecked to death

Man hen-pecked to death

MEXICO (International Herald Tribune) - A middle-aged Tijuana man died Friday while cleaning the bird pen at a local petting zoo.

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Funny story: Big Brother is Terminal. Will Someone Donate a Heart?

Big Brother is Terminal. Will Someone Donate a Heart?

A new show from the makers of Big Brother, that will see a terminally ill person choose which of three people in need of a transplant gets a kidney, will probably, tragically, still attract viewers.

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